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Did you hear that all the action in the next James Bond film is to take place at an opticians?
Its going to be called "For Four Eyes Only". ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My pleasure, tb, not sure I'm a member extraordinaire but its very nice of you to say so, thank you so much. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Bloke went to the doctor and the doctor said: "Hello mate, not seen you for a long while."
"No," replied the bloke, "I've been ill." ![]() ![]() |
Gay sex, sucking, fucking (riding, missionary, doggy), cumming over each other, kissing, rimming (giving and receiving) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Many thanks for your contributions. There's an excellent clip on the net of Petula as Norma Desmonde performing "With One Look" from "Sunset Boulevard" and looking totally unrecognisable and she is ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT! As for her old films when she was a teen, my favourite is "The Card" from 1952, black-and-white and based on one of Arnold Bennett's "Five Towns" stories and also starring Alec Guinness, Glynis Johns (who is also still alive, now aged 97) and Valerie Hobson. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Due to the cost of living crisis and massive tax rises, my wife and I have decided not to have kids. So we're kicking them out tomorrow. |
Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak, Jeremy Cunt (oops! Hunt, sorry for typing error) etc. |
Before I was with my John, whom I love to pieces and is also my perfect porn partner, we love making pics to share here, my biggest ever fantasy was to be in lots of pro gay porn films, sucking and getting fucked by Peter North and licking his ass when he was was appearing as his gay alter ego Matt Ramsey and have him shoot those massive cumshots of his all over me for all the world to see.. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Yes very sad but 98 was a very good innings. I like that scene in the 1960 film "Carry On Constable" where he's the rookie cop on his first day making his way to work in full police uniform when he sees a bank robbery taking place. As the robbers are fleeing the scene, he goes up to one of them and says: "excuse me". "Yeah, what?" says one of the robbers. "Could you tell me the way to the police station, please?" asks Leslie. Hilarious! That film was also the first British film to feature male nudity but only from the rear when Leslie and some of the other cast members are in the showers. R.I.P. Leslie ![]() ![]() ![]() |