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I was going to watch the start of the Olympics on the river Seine in Paris tonight but decided I couldn't be bothered. When you've seine one river, you've seine the lot.
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I went to a nudist beach a couple of months ago.
After sitting on all those pebbles for two hours, my bum's not been the same since. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
What did the buffalo say to his offspring when they went their separate ways?
"'bye, son." ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I love my foreskin and I'm glad you love yours. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() --------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() --------------------------------------- added after 4 minutes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Did you hear about the sex mad guy with also a keen interest in birds?
He's a Hornithologist. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
I'm 100% gay but have several platonic lady friends who know of my sexuality and my life would be a lot poorer without them. Contrary to what some people think, not all gay men hate ladies, they just don't want to go to bed with them. Therefore I am quite happy for ladies to compliment any of my pics on this site and several have already done so.:x :x ![]() ![]() ![]() |
A man went into a video library and said: "can I borrow Batman Forever?"
"Sorry," replied the girl behind the counter, "you need to bring it back by the end of next week." ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Thank you for the link, I'd forgotten she was in that film which I haven't seen for years. I did go out and buy the 45 r.p.m. single of "All Over the World" in 1965 so I'm glad I contributed to it being a Top 20 hit but it should have gone much higher, it is a beautiful song which also shows off the poignancy of Francoise's voice. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
My mum never caught me wanking, not even once, but my dad did, he just smiled and walked away. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I was very sorry to hear of Francoise's passing too, I remember her well. "All Over the World" is one of my all-time favourite songs of the mid-1960s, surprised it only got to 16 in the UK charts and "Tous les Garcons et Les Filles" is beautiful too. R.I.P. Francoise. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I once had a pet mouse named Elvis but he sadly got killed. He was caught in a trap.
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Thanks for your input, yes that is a great recording of Frank's. Gogi Grant's version is terrific too. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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