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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 31,Jul,20 15:38 other posts 
Something to make you smile!

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.”

His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly, “Nice flowers, honey. Where’d you get them?”


By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jul,20 11:27 other posts 
One of my friends sent me this and I thought it was interesting.


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By dgraff [Ignore] 31,Jul,20 14:44 other posts 
I thought for years all ready our government treats us like we are mushrooms 🍄 they keep us in the dark and feed us lots of shit I don’t trust any of them but in this presidential race it comes down to who do you trust more the jackal Donald Trump or the devil himself sleepy joe Biden


By phart [Ignore] 30,Jul,20 20:29 other posts 
Ok,help me out here.
How do you wear a mask in a resturant and EAT or DRINK, which are the 2 primary reasons for going there in the first place?
It is kinda logical that wearing 1 while grocery shopping or something is not a issue for those without breathing issues because you are not trying to actually insert something into your mouth.
Ok so you wear 1 to walk in the door,order and then sit down. Does the virus buzz around you and say, "ok,he is wearing a mask I can't go in"? "OH wait a minute,he is removing the mask to insert a HAMBURGER, BOMBS AWAY".

I mean really?

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By #551147 31,Jul,20 01:26
I recently got the fam to dress up in some of our best patriotic/M.A.G.A. gear, and we payed a visit to a Texas Roadhouse restaurant in a neighboring city. Just for fun and to get out the house. There was 12 of us in total. When we arrived, we were met by a young lady on the lot that signed us in, took our phone number, and had us wait in our cars until a table was ready. When they text us that they were ready for us, we all went in, moved to our table/area, sat down and enjoyed dinner. I was quite impressed to see adequate spacing between all the tables and booths and the waiters/waitresses all wearing face coverings and showing us that ALL menu's are sterilized between customers. It was a great night out, and the food was on point as usual.

Try wearing that mask and fart or be around someone that farted. Tell me if that mask stops you from smelling the stink. Think it will? Let me answer for you, NO!

Let those that wanna believe just keep clinging on to the false safety of the mask...

Maybe next they will demand people put corks in their asses. Afterall, Lord Fauci DID say it could be transmitted via flatulence. He also said we should be wearing goggles.
By kebmo [Ignore] 31,Jul,20 02:10 other posts  ⤴
Phart and Scorps keep in mind that all retail outlets that are asking you to wear a mask now are private property. If they tell you that you must wear a mask to enter their premises, you must. You absolutely have the option of shopping or eating elsewhere but don't bother arguing with the owners and proprietors of these businesses. It's their right and it will stand up in court but like I said, you can walk with your wallet somewhere else.

On July 29th 1,449 Americans died of COVID-19, in Canada 5 people died from it.
By phart [Ignore] 31,Jul,20 09:41 other posts 
I agree with not argueing with some young kid put out there to take the heat.The situation is not their fault,they are just like parrots,repeating what they hear.Just turn around and spend elsewhere.I read on the net the other day that Walmart was relaxing their policy as to many employees were being harrassed about mask policy.I let it go a couple days and went shopping yesterday,first time I had been in walmart in several weeks because of the mask thing.sure enough,was able to go right in and shop,several others were maskless,1 guy had his up on his forhead,like what friggen good would that be?
I am thinking by the small number of cars in the parking lot,and the low number of shoppers,that the mask policy was affecting their bottom line to much could be the reason for the change.


By dgraff [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 22:40 other posts 
Our first female black fighter pilot received her wings way to go girl the hoodlums tearing up our city’s could learn something from her hard work and a promising career means you don’t have time for all this nonsense going on in the city’s
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 22:53 other posts 
TOP GUN.....

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By phart [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 23:20 other posts 
she made a choice,a good 1.
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Jul,20 05:19 other posts  ⤴
Good stuff she can defend our country any time


By #574505 29,Jul,20 18:35
You all be safe in Florida I see a hurricane coming your way
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 19:01 other posts 
I heard Isaias is supposed hit Florida on Friday, but where?


By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 16:40 other posts 
Please, someone slap the crap out of me! Yesterday, I spoke about attempting to buy Chlorox Disinfectant Wipes from Amazon, who had a 4-pack advertised only to find that the item(s) were not available in my area. Today, while in Kroger, they had a 12-pack of Charmin Ultra toilet tissue available for purchase. Charmin calls this their "mega roll" and it is considered 4 times bigger and better than the other leading brands of toilet tissue. What in the eff is going on, this 12-pack of mega rolls was priced $26.79. I will be damned if I will pay almost $2.25 for a role of toilet tissue. If the bears shit in the woods, so will I!


By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 03:41 other posts 
I saw something very interesting on a SYD member's profile. He posted;

"leave a comment on my pics/vids and ill reward you with my cum "

Seriously? Are there men that think that they, their spunk is all that?
By dgraff [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 05:47 other posts 
Hahaha that made me laugh markis use to give me hell if I got cum in his hair
--------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes

I was aiming for his face but some times I over shot the run way
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Yes men are pig’s
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 06:41 other posts  ⤴
I wouldn't want to generalise but there are some guys who think that all women want is to see their dick and to have them shoot their cum all over the woman's face/body or photos.
So yes, some guys do think that their cum 'is all that'
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 10:48 other posts 
May I ask you, when considering the women that you intimately know, how many of those women have "begged" or expressed that they wanted you to cum on their face/body? As far as cumming on my body, that was a "technique" that was used when I was concerned about ovulation and pregnancy. Would I consider allowing a casual acquaintance/date to cum on my face? Heck, NO!

Now, if we are talking about the women of SYC chatting with SYD members and saying that they want you and all the other fellas to cum on their face/body or pictures, okay. But then I will ask you this, how many of those women are real women?
By Andthisisme [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 16:27 other posts 
Absolutely none, not one, EVER. I do have a friend who has always wanted his wife to let him do that but she is having none of it at all.
As for the tributes, I have over the years received requests, which I have always declined, and I am certain that in virtually all of them the request came from the male partner, rather than the female, or a male member.
I am also convinced I have been asked to create revenge porn as a guy offers to send a face photo of his 'wife/girlfriend' for me to cum on,(again declined) that has no relation to anything on the members profile.

So in answer to your question I would say virtually none of these types of request come from a woman.
The poor guy should have entered your cum shot contest if he thinks he's that good.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 10:52 other posts 
In my opinion, he should have considered COCK GOT TALENT! 😁 , his cock and his magical jizz.


By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 19:43 other posts 
Can someone dumb it down for me, why is there a coin shortage caused by the Corona virus pandemic?
By #574505 25,Jul,20 20:31
May be the banks dont allowed people in now .my water jug is almost full of pennies
By phart [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 20:54 other posts 
Well for me,to simplfy payin for something I just hand cash and the coins I get back,I put in a jar.BUT in saying that,I put 50 bucks worth of change in the bank last month and rolled up another 20 or so and used it for paying for food and such.
Most people are jaring the change right now as they think it is safer not to handle it alot.
By #574505 25,Jul,20 21:00
I saw in Facebook this person had a 5 gallon water bottle full to the top
By phart [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 21:33 other posts 
It is amazing how much change you can accumilate in a lifetime.I knew a man,that got married in 1964.He started saving quarters in containers,and dimes in others. In 2000 or so he paid for his daughters wedding with the dimes.
In 2009 he needed a new car,took a trunk load of quarters to the dealer,they would not take them,had to take them to the bank,go back the next day and get a check for the car. Went back with the rest and told them if they wanted to sell a truck,take the damn quaters went back and got his new truck after they borrowed a machine and counted them.
sadly i think he passed away a couple months ago.Had his own gold mine on his property to,used the tunnel as a geothermal cooling and heating system for his shop,house and such.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 21:46 other posts  ⤴
A 5 gallon jug of change? DANG! That sum-ina-gun has got to be heav-eeee!
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 21:45 other posts  ⤴
I'm not sure if you have a Kroger in your state but according to something that I read 10 to 14 days ago, Kroger will NOT be giving coin change back to customers who pay by cash. What they intend to do is to place the change that you are due on their "loyalty card". Basically it is their form of an I.O.U..
By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 22:32 other posts 
My bank will accept coinage but it must be counted and wrapped they won’t let you in to use the coin machine
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 22:45 other posts 
According to the owner of laundromat that I go to, she is unable to get more than 1 roll of wrapped quarters at a time. That's her story and she's sticking to it.
By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 22:59 other posts 
What a crazy world we live in
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jul,20 22:59 other posts  ⤴
WARNING! WARNING! This video is 2:28 minutes long. If you decide to watch, remember it will be 2:28 minutes of your life you will never get back.

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By kebmo [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 13:32 other posts 
Bella, as with some videos: "This video is not available in your country". Now what will I do with all that time? This took a minute so there's only 1:28 left.
By kebmo [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 13:39 other posts  ⤴
Bella, here are two related stories. At the beginning of the pandemic I pulled $2,000 (in $100 bills) from my bank because I thought there might be a run on the banks.

The other is related to the coin shortage which Canada is also experiencing.

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By tecsan [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 01:00 other posts  ⤴
Think I have one idea...Many parents are telling their children that it is unsafe to touch coins and even paper money...They are telling the kids to use their debit cards, thus not having to worry about change...By kids, I mean mainly teenagers...༼☯﹏☯༽
By phart [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 12:27 other posts 
i just went to the county dump this morning,haven't been since early march,they wont take cash! I guess germs don't adhere to debit cards they have to handle to put in the machine since the customer can't reach it inside their booth?
By #574505 28,Jul,20 14:12
Why do you have to pay to dumb trash
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 14:55 other posts 
C'mon, don't you remember the saying, one man's trash is another man's treasure. Apparently phart finds some treasures at the dump, UNLESS....

....Maybe he visits the dump to dispose of his trash. In my city, trash/refuse pick up is something included in my taxes and it is picked up weekly. In some cities, you are required to select and pay for the company that you want to do the job and my guess you can also chose the frequency in which it is picked up. Maybe if you are frugal, you collect your refuse for a period of time and take if to the dump yourself and the dump charges you for that "service".
By phart [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 19:33 other posts  ⤴
I live out in the county,not in a city that puts out cans.
I could pay about 80 bucks a month and get a blue rolly bucket but old car parts,and such that come off of repair jobs projects dont' fit in them.And you are very limited as to what you can toss in the can,a old lawnmower tire,gets thrown back in your driveway for example..And they want each item seperated for recycling and such. I bag the stuff up,and go to the dump once in a while and pay either 6 or 10 bucks depending on how much I am hauling.They accept 4 tires of any size without cost,more than that a dollar a tire I think it is.and so on.you can also dipose of old oil and other hazards safely.

NOW,on another note,Yes,I have gone to the dump,and saw a man fixing to toss a really nice Murray riding mower into the metal bin. I ask about it,"Sure you can have it,it no run".
I took it home,appeared to be garage kept,I made 1 minor adjustment on the carburetor and jumpstarted it and mowed my grass that day.Used it 2 years and sold it for 125.All I ever did was change oil and sharpen the blade as needed.A few others over the years have turned out good.And you can always haul it back if it don't work out!
By tecsan [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 04:24 other posts 
Sounds like you live in NY...Or maybe another liberal state...༼☯﹏☯༽
By #574505 29,Jul,20 13:50
I live in the city my water bill pays for for spaying icest and trash. and other junk I don't need I show them my water bill and I'm in..
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 13:00 other posts  ⤴
Jamie, you pay to dump trash because:

-It's a service.
-There are people working there who need to be paid.
-It's a business.
-The real estate that it sits on has value.
-The machines there need to be paid for and maintained.
By tecsan [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 04:22 other posts  ⤴
I agree with you there...Like all these fast food chains offering contactless delivery and payment...Someone had to touch the box, sack or even the food at some point in time...Liberals please do not bring up gloves...Have seen cooks in fast food chains with gloves on and rubbing their nose, their faces and yes even their noses...༼☯﹏☯༽
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Jul,20 12:52 other posts 
Tecsan, in a professional kitchen gloves are rarely worn unless it's for a specific job i.e. peeling shrimp, mixing ground beef for patties, peeling red beets etc. They get put on for that task, used for that and then taken off.
Gloves are worn in fast food places when the customer can see the employee handling food. It's just to appease you, the customer. As for bad habits, all professions have such people.


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 21:32 other posts 
I am getting ultra low on my disinfectant wipes and the grocery store doesn't have them. Today I thought I might shop Amazon, woo hoo and much to my surprise, they have a 4 pack of Chlorox Disinfectant Wipes for under $12.00. BINGO, I'm going to get me some. When I pop on the product to purchase them, there's a message stating they are not available for sale in my area. WHAT? WHY NOT? Has anyone seen this? I'm a Prime member, what's up with that?


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 20:57 other posts 
I thought this was awesome!

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Shhhhhhh......don't let on as to what it is, I don't want BB's big knickers getting in a knot!


By #460385 26,Jul,20 19:58
At 8 pm Eastern Standard time. There are 5 woman online and one is a fake. Really 4 female members. WTF.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 20:19 other posts 
It's 8:19 and I see 11 "female" profiles online.
By #460385 26,Jul,20 20:24
It's 8:24 and I see 8. LOL
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 20:44 other posts 
It's 8:42 and I see 12 when I'm signed off. Don't forget about *lix*, she's here moderating groups, sending kisses and monitoring things that I'm posting in the forum. Gee, what a life!
By #460385 26,Jul,20 20:58
LMAO
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 21:08 other posts 
Laugh as much as you like! Do you think it's an easy job for her to be here 24/7, being available to receive the "ball" when members pass it to her (even when it's a "spoiled pass"), being available to swoop in and take the "ball" away from the person that doesn't pass it within 60 minutes so she collects 5 points for this strategic move, tell members to "stay sexy" AND look as good as she does? I'm telling you, she does not have an easy job.
By dgraff [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 21:40 other posts 
Hahaha no comment
By #460385 26,Jul,20 21:40⤴
Maybe no life is a better description. Thank goodness the wife and I came here to show off. Because if we were here for chat, we would have left 6 years ago. Fakes are always rapid, like now. But we be always out last them all.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 22:38 other posts 
When you use the term fake, are you speaking of someone who uses "borrowed" pictures or someone who tries to project that they are a silk purse when in all actuality, they are a sow's ear?
By #460385 26,Jul,20 22:53
I'm thinking a little of both.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jul,20 23:51 other posts 
Gotcha!
We definitely need more female members here.....
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jul,20 14:14 other posts 
More females OR REAL females?
By DeepThroatThis [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 10:39 other posts 
Real walking talking females.
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jul,20 11:29 other posts 
Oh, don't be so choosy!


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