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Good reasoning being that you were trained by lixsipsucket and now know every dirty little trick in the book and then some
Hey, Twowarmtts shouldn't have any confusion about what causes a member to be deleted. All she needs to do is think back to when she was mandy658, she crossed the line by running her mouth and said defamatory things about another member and that pissed off admin. BOOM! What's so hard to understand? Or ask UnderCoverAsian, the SYC member with a mouth filled with teeth that look like something that came out of a box of Chiclets, she was booted by admin, too.
The link doesn't work, but a YouTube search finds it.
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It's one of the few examples where the Dutch said: "No more!" and we prevented another major part of our economy and essential services falling into foreign ownership.
it difficult to go to bed early, if you need to get up early again.
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You know what I know about the Dutch they had a boy that stuck his finger in a leaking dyke to save the town and they can tell me all about vintage bicycles
I hope you don't think your politics define your country.
You probably hate politicians as much as I do, just for different reasons.
You're locked under lock and key in a box with profound egoism and pride. It's disgusting..
Actually my IQ is 135. I'm expecting a lot of hilarity over this claim.
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Mr. Praline: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!
Sergeant-Major: Quite agree, quite agree, too silly, far too silly... (takes customer by the arm) Come on, you, you've got to go do another sketch now! Come on... (he walks off stage left, followed by the director and cameramen, leaving the owner alone on the set)
Monty Python, Dead Parrot:
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The main point of this emphasis is that all stories from the left corporate agenda media has legs is the Fake News industrial complex is obsessed.. It's goal is to dumb up the planet not to see the consistency. Yet you tell me you have 135 IQ?? That's laughable..
I mostly watch independent YouTube channels. Most are left leaning, but not all. I don't mind a more right leaning perspective. I only care about facts, logic and honesty. I see a lot of lying on right-wing media, but I've also seen it on the left. I get into fights with other lefties too, especially when they are not honest about people with slightly other perspectives. It seems however that the right-wing perspective is over-represented here.
I don't search for political talking points. I watch on youtube the cosmos, bettering yourself, mathematics, physics and old baseball game.. I don't need to watch politics becasue I know its schema.. How many times do you have to study 1st grade math before it gets boring?
So there is a left wing and just the morally correct people?
If you don't search for political talking points, than where do you get them? Because you are saying the exact same things I hear OAN and NewsMax are saying.
Left and right actually doesn't even mean progressive or conservative,
it only defines how you want the power of the government and your market economy distributed.
Left-wing parties generally advocate a more equal distribution of wealth and a greater role for the state, while right-wing parties emphasize the importance of individual responsibility and the free market.
You obviously are to the right on that scale.
Note that I'm not putting any moral qualifications on this right now.
I'm just neutrally providing information.
Because there are only two parties in the US, you think 'left' means the same as 'liberal' and 'progressive' and 'right' means the same as 'conservative'. It mostly goes together on the scale, but it's not the same.
In the middle between left and right, we have 6 political parties, varying from very progressive to hard-conservative.
There are many people who identify as left-conservative. They want the government to provide social security and services; no privatization, but also don't like woke stuff and immigrants. They are not fully representated, so they either need to vote more progressive or more to the right.
There is also something called right-progressivism. You would probably call them 'libertarians'. They think the market should provide and not the state and if you are LGBTQ+ that's perfectly fine and immigrants can come work here all they want, but shouldn't expect any help.
On the Dutch spectrum, I'm not even to the maximum left and halfway between the top and center of progressiveness. I'm in the middle of those 5 parties on the left. I'm sure you would feel right at home, in that bottom right corner (the logo of the temple) with Forum for Democracy. If you want,
you can google Thierry Baudet and see if you think he's morally correct.
(not neutral anymore)
Of course I hate that lying impostor, but he does often crack me up.
Asatao ma sadgamaya / Tamaso ma jyotir gamaya / Mrtyorma amrtam gamaya / Om shanti shanti shanti / Let the wisdom of the holy Trump poor into my mind / Asatao ma sadgamaya / Tamaso ma jyotir gamaya / Mrtyorma amrtam gamaya / Om shanti shanti shanti...
I'm not a member of Mensa and I don't know if I would like to be around so many smart people. I'm actually a very introvert guy and only people I know appreciate my contributions to a discussion. My comments are often misunderstood, because I am too blunt in conversations, when I'm not comfortable. I am actually pretty careful here, if you can imagine.
Before Covid made gatherings impossible, I was planning to go to meetings with lectures and discussions. I hope that will be possible soon.
Off course I attack claims, by trying or succeeding to show differences with other sources or errors in the logic. That can feel very confronting, but it's not personal.
No one has immunity from criticism. In a debate, if you can't show why you're right, you're wrong.
Right Ananas2xLekker?
I don't have to prove anything. To you if you can't see it then it is not there.. Because of your lack of vision you support criminals that want to destroy Israel, wage countless wars killing millions, Selling chidren into prostitution such as l olita express syndicate. Its a Trillion dollar business.. You support people that pretend to be pius such as the vatican but in their hidden basement most likely show a lust for homosexuals and children? You support starvation , famine, disease and despair. You support Hitler and all other countries that voted to hold Israel accountable to war crimes that themselves are guilty of. You support black markets of drup importation and human sex trafficing.. You support China, Iran, and the human suffering in Iraq from the void your people left once they destroyed their country.. You support the Viet Nam war... There is nothing good about the left for they are demons out of hell. They have nothing to brag about in their 2000 year history of pain and suffering I call HELL... You support this...
Do you now know why I call you stupid? Your 135 IQ is the correct numbers but you forgot to include the decimal point 1.35 IQ.. The donkey is just too stupid to drink.... You're useless and evil and even more stupid to believe you can prove what you preach.. ..
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The United States: 26th
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But then again I grew up in the mountains
I would like about living in America. Having a big piece of land of your own, like some of you have, is unusual here, except for farmers. It's hard to find a place here where you don't see other people everywhere.
On the other hand, living in a small, crowded country has it's advantages. We have several friends within walking distance. Going to my family takes 10 minutes, going to my girlfriend's family 35 minutes. We have a cinema, a theater, several museums, about 350 restaurants and about 600 shops in a city of 100.000 inhabitants.
It's also filled with students and tourists (pre-Covid). If you are a city person, that's all great fun, if you like peace and quiet, you would probably get very stressed out.
A city with 600 shops? 350 resturantas,don't folks cook at home? sheesh.
All that so close.holy crap I would go nuts. walmarts is 10 miles, several chain resturants about 8 miles away. But all that was in within the last 10 years.before that 25 miles. And we actually prefered it that way because the smaller hareware stores that were close,had what we needed,not what they want to sell us.
With LED making the light less energy demanding, but more people getting airco,
that energy saving from an hour more light has probably turned around.
It does pay off to darken the bedroom of your children as good as possible.
"Clocks in the German Empire, and its ally Austria, were turned ahead by one hour on April 30, 1916—2 years into World War I. The rationale was to minimize the use of artificial lighting to save fuel for the war effort. Within a few weeks, the idea was followed by the United Kingdom, France, and many other countries."
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