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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 16:44 other posts 
Has anyone found a face mask that glasses can be worn with? I'm tired of fogging up my "real" glasses and sunglasses when I'm wearing a mask. It makes it difficult to grocery shop when I'm trying to read where everything is behind foggy glasses.
By #188992 29,Aug,20 17:32
I've got some homemade ones that were donated to The Foodbank, for use by volunteers, and they are not TOO bad for the steaming up issue. Fortunately, I don't need my specs for close-up work, like checking best before dates!

Good luck finding a workable solution!!
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 08:10 other posts 
Forget you! I am nearsighted, as well. I have no problem reading expiration dates, text messages on my phone, books, etc, without my glasses. I do need my eyeglasses to determine where I can find things since my local Kroger store has remodeled and everything is in a different location.

As I understand, I have 20/70 vision and I see a'ight!
By #610414 29,Aug,20 19:03⤴
We used to spit on our masks to go diving. Maybe you should spit on your glasses?
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 08:12 other posts 
Spitting on a rubber or latex mask okay, but why would I hupe to achieve by spitting on a cloth mask or glasses other than a wet face?
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 23:56 other posts  ⤴
Bella, I wear glasses (sexy transition, no line bifocals FYI) and I understand but I rarely wear a mask. I saw on the Late Late Show the other night that the head writer was wearing two masks to prevent fogging up his glasses. I haven't tried it but it's a thought. If you try it and are successful, share the good news!
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 08:14 other posts 
I'm sure you look absolutely sexy in your specs!

Two masks? One atop of the other? Strange!
By Ray10754 [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 08:49 other posts 
OK the thing I fine works best for me is, plane soap and water!And let air dry.
Wash the glasses with regular soap this will not allow fog to build up.
Try wearing your glasses on top of your mask,this will help keep the mask close to you skin and not allow air into your glasses. If all this fails simply Google (foggy glasses while wearing a mask) There is an abundance of remedies available.
It will be a hit or miss type of solution.
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 08:57 other posts 
Really? Washing the lenses with bar soap, not Dawn, the dish washing liquid, allowing the glasses time to air dry works for you? I will try it, thank you!
By Ray10754 [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 12:50 other posts 


By #610414 30,Aug,20 07:47
Good morning
By bella! [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 08:03 other posts 
Good morning.


By #188992 29,Aug,20 07:04
Rest in Peace, Chadwick Boseman.

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By #610414 29,Aug,20 07:42
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 07:47 other posts  ⤴
WOW! Chadwick Boseman was 43 years old and was diagnosed with Stage 3 colon cancer in 2016?

In the United States, doctors don't begin routine screening for rectal colon cancer until you reach the age of 50 years old. What is the age in the UK where doctors are concerned about colon cancer?
By #188992 29,Aug,20 07:50
I got screened last year, so I'm guessing 55 although there's been quite a bit of publicity recently about the symptoms and seeing your GP promptly.
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 08:11 other posts 
I've got a "date" with my gastroentrologist on September 22! Woo hoo!
By #610414 29,Aug,20 09:21
Too bad you'll be knocked out
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 10:05 other posts 
I've had only one other colonoscopy and that was 5 years ago. The prep work was almost an entire day of feeling like shit, no pun intended. On the day of the procedure, there was a clock in the room and to the best of my recollection, I was out only 15 to 20 minutes yet felt like I had been sleeping for hours. The "nap" felt wonderful because I hadn't slept the night before.
By #610414 29,Aug,20 10:12
That clean out liquid is horrible
By phart [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 13:13 other posts 
My colonoscopy prep was terriable,miserable,and I don't think It worked well as 2 hours after I got out of the place I had to go to the bathroom BAD.
BUT 1 thing I learned.Back when mine was done,there was all this talk of colon cleansing on tv and the innernet.
Well,my colon was as clean as it could get,and I didn't feel a bit better!
So those colon cleansing ad's must be BULL>
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 13:35 other posts 
Is it possible that you were or are just full of shit?
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Sorry, phart, I couldn't help myself!
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 13:49 other posts  ⤴
Are you speaking of colonics, phart? If I haven't spelled it correctly or if I'm using the wrong term, sorry. The best way I can describe MY understanding of a colonic treatment is that it would be like an anal douche. I haven't had one, I don't know anyone who has had one HOWEVER, it seems to me that folks irrigate their sinus passage with positive results well, why not irrigate your ass.
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 13:43 other posts  ⤴
The Canadian government had a big ad campaign trying to get men to get screened for colon cancer. It's tag line was fantastic!

"Don't die of embarrassment."
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 13:52 other posts 
Hey, what about the women?

To your knowledge, what is the age in Canada that doctors want their patients screened for colon cancer?
By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 13:59 other posts 
bella! they encourage men to get screened at 40. I did.
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I remember my doctor asking "How old is my friend Kebmo?" during a physical and within two minutes his finger was up my butt! No drink, no small talk, nothing!
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 14:03 other posts  ⤴
The "Don't die of embarrassment" tag line should be given to testicular cancer.

I recall many years ago, a young man, a young comedian, a young Canadian, Tom Green, announced he had and was treated for testicular cancer. Although not a Canadian, Lance Armstrong also had testicular cancer.
By #188992 29,Aug,20 17:37
Tag lines for testicular cancer?

"Men. As you're always rummaging around down there anyway, this is what you should be checking for .."

I'm sure kebmo's wit can improve on that! Challenge made
By kebmo [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 00:27 other posts 
huxley999 I do have a line for you.

Have the balls to see your doctor.
By #610414 29,Aug,20 19:01⤴
Jiggle them. Feel them. Have them checked out.
By kebmo [Ignore] 30,Aug,20 00:21 other posts  ⤴
Bella, some trivia for you, Tom Green was married to Drew Barrymore for a year or so between 2001-02.
By #188992 29,Aug,20 17:30⤴
I've always thought a good line would be "If you see any symptoms you SHOULD give a shit!"

For the sake of clarity: that's for colon cancer!!


By kebmo [Ignore] 29,Aug,20 14:59 other posts 
Female Facebook friend: If I had a dick I would have tried to see how many donuts I could stack on that bad boy by now.

Kebmo: On my way to Tim Horton's (Canadian donut chain) now.

Kebmo 15 minutes later: I have to go back for another dozen!

I amuse me.
By #610414 29,Aug,20 16:35
You were supposed to measure not eat


By #610414 29,Aug,20 07:45
Good morning


By phart [Ignore] 27,Aug,20 15:20 other posts 
The way that Hurricanes dominate our news you would think that we just started having them a couple years ago.
Turns out hurricanes have been around a LONG time.
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By #610414 27,Aug,20 16:25
Phart, this was a cat 3 or 4 hurricane. They haven't had a storm this strong in over 150 yrs. The untold damage will be apparent in a few days. This story should get top billing for several weeks.
By phart [Ignore] 27,Aug,20 17:11 other posts 
Katrina was a 3 when it hit land.
Irma was a 4 when it hit swf
By #610414 28,Aug,20 04:39
In the gulf states. I don't make the numbers. Call the weather bureau and tell them you have a new Sharpee.
By #610414 28,Aug,20 05:27⤴
It's 5:26 AM. Friday The weather channel just said storm strongest in 164 yrs
By #188992 27,Aug,20 16:31⤴
Marriage is like a hurricane, it starts with a lot of sucking and blowing and ends with you losing your house.

In other News: The Pope's a Catholic and bears shit in the woods.
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Aug,20 16:50 other posts 
Oh, so you do have a sense of humor, too!
By #188992 27,Aug,20 16:55
I read phart's posts - do you not think that's proof enough?

I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees seem to be getting bigger and bigger .. and then it hit me!
By #551482 27,Aug,20 17:03
I took my racing snail´s shell off to make it faster, but it doesn´t seem to have worked. If anything, my snail´s more sluggish
By #188992 27,Aug,20 17:06
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
By #551482 27,Aug,20 17:17
What´s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
By #188992 27,Aug,20 17:20
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
By #610414 27,Aug,20 17:52
I took Pharts post seriously............What's wrong with me.
By phart [Ignore] 27,Aug,20 21:17 other posts 
Well I must admit I am sitting here wondering where the joke is myself.
Over the years I have noticed Federal tax money being spent renovating houses over and over again in the same spot as other storms have hit for decades and all I did was mention that hurricanes have been around LONG before any dingbat built a wall trying to hold back the ocean so they could build a city.
Looks like by now someone would figure out maby we need to move to higher ground this is bankrupting US?
I HOPE that folks don't live down there because they get fresh paint and a new tv every 2 or 3 years. The loss of even part of your home and belongings is a stressful sad thing to go thru.Looks like folks would want to make changes so they would not have to endure it over and over.
By #610414 28,Aug,20 04:29
Phart..............phart..........
By phart [Ignore] 28,Aug,20 13:04 other posts 
Don't scratch your head,THINK ABOUT IT.
qouted from online
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The definition of insanity, is, doing the exact same thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. "
By #610414 28,Aug,20 13:23
By #610414 27,Aug,20 18:56⤴
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
By #188992 28,Aug,20 07:25
Quick quiz:

What word do we think dgraff is trying for when he types "dose"?

Let's hope stupidity can't be transmitted by reading semi-literate bollocks!

What a dumbass!
By #610414 28,Aug,20 08:48
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By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Aug,20 07:17 other posts  ⤴
that’s older than the dirt we walk on
By dgraff [Ignore] 28,Aug,20 07:15 other posts  ⤴
Yeah he dose a very dry shitty sense of humor


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