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Wine once in a while.. a nice Merlot
Hard Liquor.... Jim Beam's Red Stag is wonderful
Wine- A merlot is always good
Hard liquor - a single malt- lagavulin
From birth to age 18 years old, a girl needs good parents.
From 18 to 35, a girl needs good looks.
From 35 to 55, a girl needs a good personality.
Over the age of 55, a girl needs good cash.
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Today, 6th September 2016, is the 57th anniversary of the sad passing of glamorous 1950s British film star Kay Kendall, whose life and career were tragically cut short by leukaemia at the terribly young age of 32. Not only glamorous, she had a very sexy voice and was a glorious comedy actress of enormous skill. She married Rex Harrison in 1957, who knew of her diagnosis but vowed to look after her until the end and, allegedly, never told her she was dying. Despite her illness, she stole every scene she was in from right under the noses of Gene Kelly and Mitzi Gaynor in her one and only Hollywood film "Les Girls" in 1957. Her grandmother was a music hall singer named Marie Kendall, her **** Terry a stage producer and her **** Cavan also an actor, who died in 1999. Both are buried together in St. John's Churchyard at Hampstead in north-west London. R.I.P. Kay :x :x :x
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***** f a t h e r Terry, b r o t h e r Cavan
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WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PHOTOS OF KAY???
I got home from work earlier than usual, I thought I would grab a book that I started and head for this spot on the St. Clair River where I could park my car, read my book, observe Canada and watch the freighters travel up and down the river. Decided to stop at McDonald's to grab a diet Coke and a water. The young lady took my order for the large diet Coke, and the bottled water. The order board shows $1.00 for the Coke a $1.49 for the water and $0.15 tax (we have a 6% sales tax in Michigan). I anticipated tax on the Coke but the water surprised me. I'm more interested in other states but I also am curious about other countries, are you changed a sales tax on bottled water?
To add insult to injury, I get to this wonderful spot but the bench and picnic table was occupied, so I sat in my car, with the windows down, enjoying the fresh air, the sound of the waves hitting the shoreline.....and along comes 2 DNR agents (Department of Natural Resources) and write me a citation for not having a park pass posted on my windshield. Apparently, this little strip of land belongs to the State Park across the road.
Yes, in Michigan, McDonald's offers "any size soda $1.00" during the months of June, July, August and possibly into September. I've had a good amount (large size) of Diet Dr. Pepper this summer.
• You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her k¡ds.
• You've been married three times and have the same in-laws.
• Jack Daniels is on your list of "Most Admired People"
• You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
• Anyone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
• You've got more than one br0ther named 'Darryl'.
• You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
• You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
• Your Junior/Senior prom had daycare.
• The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
My cat got spooked in the wee hours last night ( actually morning ) and started bouncing around. He bounced on me which caused me wake up and in the moonlight which shone in my room, I caught sight of something flying around my bedroom. The image looked big but you know the tricks that moonlight and shadows can play, I thought it might be a moth, a BIG moth...... I didn't see anything this morning so everything in my mind is okie dokie. Just got home about an hour ago, I go into my bedroom and there's this dark thing attached to my horizontal blinds and I fricken realize that it's a bat. Gesh, I go into panic mode because spiders are enough to scare the crap outta me and this bat is 1,000 times bigger and it can fly, too!
I get a bucket and trap him that way but I really can't do anything because as soon as I move the bucket away from the window treatment, the damn bat flies out. I'm sure the darn thing was frightened but so was I and thank you Jesus, I didn't piss myself. The bat circled around the bedroom several times, flew out, flew back in and attached itself to the same horizontal blinds, only higher up! I ended up using a bathrobe to catch it. I could feel the bat struggling to get free or maybe bite me, yeah, right, that only happens in the movies..... with the bat balled up in my bathrobe, I rush to the door, get outside and throw my bathrobe as far enough away from me as I can.
For the life of me, I cannot imagine how the bat got into my house and I certainly hope that he was not scoping out my place for his winter hangout kinda place.
I can't imagine that it would be necessary to have an erection but the process of applying ink to firm, taut skin has to be way more ideal then trying to apply ink to something soft and possibly in trauma because of the discomfort.
I don't know.....I thought I was being tortured when I had my ears pierced at 15 years old, I can't begin to imagine what type of hurt that is involved with getting a tatt.
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If I got tattooed by a woman I'd try to fuck her too. :-)
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I got suspicious as I was once sent the same pic by two different accounts claiming it was their ex gf, then I googled the image and found out it was a model. So they both were trying to pawn off the same fake pic, lol. Was wondering if that was happening here.
- Hitman85's account was created a noting that he was a "male".
- eileenundjason was created two months later and was established as a "couple". And I believe that und is the German equivalent to and so it makes sense that a screen name for a German "couple" would be eileenundjason.
- I can assure that months ago, admin confirmed the fact that the AliceMason IP was from the UK.
In Canada, it isn't possible that Canadian's have similar moles in similar places? Look at their faces, these are not the same women.
There was a time that JohnS beleved I created the profile under the nickname of AliceMason. Even when he was assured that we had to very distinctly different IP's, he would not believe......
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I'm serious, too. Wasn't trying to be "funny" or a smart ass.
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