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"Oh, don't worry," the doctor replied, "it's not unusual."
Mate, “Ah but what if you took it away?”
Me, “you will have Gravy!”.
Mate, “what award do you think?”
Me, “ Errr, perhaps the no bell price!”
Cowboy, “I have many calves at my ranch, once older they will be ready for the market”
Me, “are you raising the steaks!”
Cowboy, “that joke wa. . . “
Me, “was, well done!”
Me, “ perhaps there is a magic medicine to stop it”.
Wife, “I am going see the Doc, perhaps there is an anti-bragging cream”.
Me, “Can’t wait to rub it in!”.
Now they are tenants!
Mate, “Ah but what if you took it away?”
Me, “you will have Gravy!”.
Toys for twats 😆😆😆
Mate, “it’s not possible to make a pun out of vegetables”
Me, “That isn’t nececelery so”
On the bar was a large glass jar full of money, with a note on it saying "if you go out back & make my horse laugh you win the jar"
The man goes to see the horse, comes back, the barman sees the horse laughing the man wins the jar.
Some time later the man returns to the bar & a similar jar was there but the note read "if you go out back & make my horse cry you win the jar"
Sure enough, the man went out back, returned with the horse crying.
He collected the prize & was heading for the door, the barman called out "how did you win the first jar".
The man replied "I whispered into your horses ear that my dick was bigger then his"
"well ok, but how did you make my horse cry" the barman asked.
The man replied "I showed him".
But what's funnier is that I know the name of the guy who got the money!!!!
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His name is Robben!
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Poor old horse "Robben" had it all over the cunt
Grandson, “Grandad after 65 years, you still call grandma darling, beautiful or honey, what’s your secret?”
Me, “well sonny, it’s got nothing to do with love, I forgot her name years ago & I’m to scared to ask her what it is”
Me, “I bet you can’t wait 2 meter”
Mate, " No , what happened?"
Me, "We drifted apart!"
2 lips on an organ 😂
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Oh, sorry, I thought this was a joke too
Me, “yes only outlines so friends can colour them in”
Mate, “that’s odd”
Me, “now and then, everyone needs a shoulder to crayon”.
GF, "Oh and why is that"
Me, "well your always complaining I keep staring at boobs & dont listen!"
Mate, “I accidently got spray deodorant in my mouth”
Me, Ah that will explain the weird axe sent!”
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