I am surprised no one has mentioned the 76 year old lady in Australia that was killed while gathering eggs by her rooster.It seems he flogged her and broke a varacose vein and she bled to death! Sadly,alot of pecker jokes are floating around.I know if it was someone in my family that little bastard killed,he would be a DEAD pecker.
Things I think were awesome things that happend this week:
Anthony Mundine v John Wayne Parr:
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This will be a good fight. I love seeing Mundine get his head punched in & John Wayne Parr is the guy to do it
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Donald Trump crashes wedding & kisses bride:
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Donald Trump is awesome, the guy's classy as fuck. Trump'20!
Time Travel breakthrough:
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This is just straight up mind-blowing. Yes this is real. The other day I read that guys like this are going to attempt to peer into another dimension, by (without getting too technical because i'm not a scientist) but blocking these protons or something from passing into this seeming nothingness & then returning into this reality as neutrons, they believe they can open a portal to another dimension... The idea gives me flashbacks of that Stephen King movie 'The Mist'.
C'mon Candy, what's so bad about Trump? Sure he says some stupid things now & then, but you can't say he's sat around & done nothing. I think he's done more in one term than Obama did in his TWO
I'm willing to listen. List all the accomplishments he's achieved in the last 2 plus years that made the country stronger and life for the average American citizen better. These have to be all his. Not fair taking credit for something started by the previous president. Also, please explain "I can grab their snatches and because I am rich and powerful, they don't complain." and "Go back to where you came from".Who knows, maybe I'm wrong.
Well let's see, well he fucked that porn star, he's got a hot wife & daughters, he made North Korea pull their fucking head in, he kicked out the illegal immigrants. The US economy hasn't collapsed, has it, like everyone thought? What more do you want? What did Obama do? He "killed Osama" yeah right. He started Obamacare... Then what else did he do? He looked cool for TV & got everyone on the how cool is Obama bandwagon because he's the first Black president for two terms & then that was it. That's all I saw from him.
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For me, his greatest challenge and triumph was the economy. One year before Bush Jr's end of his presidency, the economy of the USA crashed. The country went into the biggest depression ever. They say when the US economy catches a cold the rest of the world gets pneumonia. The whole world's economy went south. Obama inherited this huge mess. He, with his team, reversed this. He took a failed economy and turned it around. He's also responsible for many other project that changed this country for the better. The amazing thing is that he did this with both houses of Congress under Republican control. He did it with the likes of Rush Limbaugh constantly complaining about him and an asswipe saying he should produce his birth certificate.
The current president can't even close an umbrella.
Ok, I put up. I'll just wait till you do but, I have this feeling. Please don't get your gorgeous cock in a knot but, I think you may not like people of color.
I also don't care if Trump spends the rest of his term fucking porn stars. He can have threesomes with Melania. Just stay away from the Oval Room and any governance.
Ok first off, first thing in this article is that he "led" the country through mass shootings. Now Trump being president, when some mass shootings happened, everyone was up in arms about how he didn't take away everyone's guns. Well, Obama didn't do anything about changing gun laws either, did he? Next thing, I don't believe he is responsible for capturing & killing Osama Bin Laden. I think Osama Bin Laden was dead long before Obama ever came into office & that he used the "capture of Osama Bin Laden" to make himself look better, though he provided no evidence of having done such a thing, we're just supposed to take his word for it. Support for LGBT whatever community, just a PR stunt. Reversed the bush era torture policies, that speaks for itself. I support torture of terrorists. He won a Nobel Piece Prize but has caused much collateral damage with his use of drones. Also here's another accomplishment for Trump now that I think about it, he dropped that MOAB bomb on ISIS & fucked them up the arse with it & now ISIS is no more haha
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In this country, guns are protected by the Constitution. It's the highest law of the land. I don't believe anyone will be able to repeal that. Now, if I said to you
John Howard, Tony Abbott, and Malcolm Turnbull were piss poor prime ministers, I might be right or I might be wrong, but, who the fuck cares? When a sitting president has to be compared to a previous president it's pretty laughable. Why do you Trump supporters always ranting about Obama or Hilary Clinton? Why don't you start crowing about something Trump did last Monday. Or on June 9th. Or April 23? If he's so good, where are the universal accolades from respected newspapers from around the world? Why doesn't the Chancellor of Germany say how good he is? Why don't the federal workers that were laid off at the beginning of the year because he wanted the funds for the wall so he shut down the government cheering for him?
Just saying. What do I know
I don't like Angela Merkel, she's trying to turn Germany into some kind of soft soy cotton wool country, Many in Germany do not like her, probably because she's never smiled in her life which is why she has those frowning jowls on her face. So what she thinks is irrelevant. Next thing is you can't believe anything that comes from the media, it's all biased & made to tell people what to think & what to believe is going on in the world. I agree that John Howard, Malcolm Turnbull & Tony Abbot are all a pack of dick head shit cunts & that Australia hasn't had decent leadership here since I can remember. You say that some guys lost their jobs because Trump wants to build that wall. How many jobs would be created in the building of such a massive wall? A shitload, that's a big project that would employ hundreds maybe thousands to build it. Also wasn't my first post about something Trump did this week? He kissed some other guys wife on their wedding day, there's an achievement...
I said they were laid off not let go. The media doesn't have an agenda. It has the purpose of selling advertisement. If they are popular they sell more ads. Yes, some editorial content is biased, but, generally, it's to point out an unusual thing. And all the rest of your post is interesting but, that and $2 buys you a late in starbucks. Again, who gives a fuck?
She's delusional, as usual!! As someone who also lived through the "coolest Presidents" terms . First off, he's half white TOO, which gripes my ass that we totally ignore the white part and proclaim he's the "first black President" give me a fuckin break! Second, Obamacare was the biggest fuckin piece of crap EVER! At that time we had a total of 6 kids plus 2 adults on our insurance, cost went from $480 per month to $1200+ per month. We could NO longer afford to protect ourselves and ended up dropping our coverage. Yeah, that was one terrific achievement. Gas prices were in the $4 a gallon range. We BOTH lost our jobs, house, cars, and credit cards. Yeah, he was one helluva cool guy, wasn't he. Oh! And because we are white, go fuck yourself for any public assistance. Yeah, he was such a great President. The economic crash happened on HIS watch, no one else's!! I was there and she's fulla shit citing someone else as the problem.
Now, here's what her retort is gonna be... Those things happened because of the former President, and all this stuff that's happening now is because of the former President. See how they like to play that shit. Once again, a HIGHLY delusional libtard!! AussieMan187 You're welcome in this country anytime! I rather have someone like you then the likes of her politically retarded ass.
According to the U.S. National Bureau of Economic Research (the official arbiter of U.S. recessions) the recession began in December 2007 and ended in June 2009, and thus extended over eighteen months.
Obama was in office from Jan 29,2009 till Jan 20,2017.
Don't you people ever check your facts? And, if I lived through it, then, you must have lived through it too.
The cost of a gallon of gas went up and down with the highest when he took office. At the end of his tenure, the average price for a gallon of gas (aproximadamente 4 litters ) was $2.14. Again, where do you get your facts?
All families took a beating because of the resession but, a family of 8 including 2 adults, must have been very hard. Your family was not the only one that lost jobs. Obama's 1st year was a nightmare and unemployment insurance was extended to 24 months. Foreclosures were happening all the time. Charlie and I (even though I worked) lost our home and Charlie's credit. So, we know what went on. However, check out Factcheck's page
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It will show you the state of the economy on Jan 20, 2017. Trump is taking credit for Obama's work
One other thing. This is strictly my personal opinion. A man that subjects his wife to 6 pregnancies is not much of a man or has an idiot for a wife. Over population, global warming, orphan rate, none matters to you.
Cheers man! I like Trump hey, he's a man of the people, he does what he says he's going to do & he's doesn't beat around the fucking bush. He cares about his country & you have to respect that. He's NOT racist, he's doing the unpopular things that NEED to be done & that is actually why he has so much support. Now England has Boris Johnson, that's cool Wish Australia had their Pauline Hanson then our whole fucking alliance would be in sync & we'd start getting somewhere & become a force to be reckoned with!
It’s to close for me to believe that we were chasing a guy named osama and had a president named Obama he wasn’t a black man I think he was a sand boogie he never did prove any difference
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Well, another conspiracy theorie. Osama is being kept alive in the same place Kennedy, Elvis, and Lenon are kept alive. It's in New Mexico in an area labeled area 51 in maps that are classified and heavily redacted. It's where Obama's real birth certificate is kept.
Yeah, Osama killed Obama... Or Obama killed Osama... What do you mean they're not going to show us the body? Oh, wait, the new black president said he definitely killed him but doesn't want to show off the body in case "Al Qaeda" use the image to incite more terrorism... *not long after that ISIS shows up*
True, maybe, I don't know. However, she's not running for president. Why is she picked on for, essentially, being a woman in a man's game? There are women running now for president, Harris and Warren are 2 of 6. Do they want to swing their dicks around and show it? Maybe, the men, all being pussies may want to open their legs?
Well, as first ladies go, that whore pole dancer currently giving blow jobs, in the White House Lincoln's bedroom, to foreign dignitaries, TRUMPS Hilary.
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heres a pussy for you sweetheart *lix*
Here's a penis.
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Anthony Mundine v John Wayne Parr:
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This will be a good fight. I love seeing Mundine get his head punched in & John Wayne Parr is the guy to do it
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Donald Trump crashes wedding & kisses bride:
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Donald Trump is awesome, the guy's classy as fuck. Trump'20!
Time Travel breakthrough:
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This is just straight up mind-blowing. Yes this is real. The other day I read that guys like this are going to attempt to peer into another dimension, by (without getting too technical because i'm not a scientist) but blocking these protons or something from passing into this seeming nothingness & then returning into this reality as neutrons, they believe they can open a portal to another dimension... The idea gives me flashbacks of that Stephen King movie 'The Mist'.
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For me, his greatest challenge and triumph was the economy. One year before Bush Jr's end of his presidency, the economy of the USA crashed. The country went into the biggest depression ever. They say when the US economy catches a cold the rest of the world gets pneumonia. The whole world's economy went south. Obama inherited this huge mess. He, with his team, reversed this. He took a failed economy and turned it around. He's also responsible for many other project that changed this country for the better. The amazing thing is that he did this with both houses of Congress under Republican control. He did it with the likes of Rush Limbaugh constantly complaining about him and an asswipe saying he should produce his birth certificate.
The current president can't even close an umbrella.
Ok, I put up. I'll just wait till you do but, I have this feeling. Please don't get your gorgeous cock in a knot but, I think you may not like people of color.
I also don't care if Trump spends the rest of his term fucking porn stars. He can have threesomes with Melania. Just stay away from the Oval Room and any governance.
Here's a list of things Obama didn't do
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John Howard, Tony Abbott, and Malcolm Turnbull were piss poor prime ministers, I might be right or I might be wrong, but, who the fuck cares? When a sitting president has to be compared to a previous president it's pretty laughable. Why do you Trump supporters always ranting about Obama or Hilary Clinton? Why don't you start crowing about something Trump did last Monday. Or on June 9th. Or April 23? If he's so good, where are the universal accolades from respected newspapers from around the world? Why doesn't the Chancellor of Germany say how good he is? Why don't the federal workers that were laid off at the beginning of the year because he wanted the funds for the wall so he shut down the government cheering for him?
Just saying. What do I know
Now, here's what her retort is gonna be... Those things happened because of the former President, and all this stuff that's happening now is because of the former President. See how they like to play that shit. Once again, a HIGHLY delusional libtard!! AussieMan187 You're welcome in this country anytime! I rather have someone like you then the likes of her politically retarded ass.
Obama was in office from Jan 29,2009 till Jan 20,2017.
Don't you people ever check your facts? And, if I lived through it, then, you must have lived through it too.
The cost of a gallon of gas went up and down with the highest when he took office. At the end of his tenure, the average price for a gallon of gas (aproximadamente 4 litters ) was $2.14. Again, where do you get your facts?
All families took a beating because of the resession but, a family of 8 including 2 adults, must have been very hard. Your family was not the only one that lost jobs. Obama's 1st year was a nightmare and unemployment insurance was extended to 24 months. Foreclosures were happening all the time. Charlie and I (even though I worked) lost our home and Charlie's credit. So, we know what went on. However, check out Factcheck's page
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It will show you the state of the economy on Jan 20, 2017. Trump is taking credit for Obama's work
One other thing. This is strictly my personal opinion. A man that subjects his wife to 6 pregnancies is not much of a man or has an idiot for a wife. Over population, global warming, orphan rate, none matters to you.
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Well, another conspiracy theorie. Osama is being kept alive in the same place Kennedy, Elvis, and Lenon are kept alive. It's in New Mexico in an area labeled area 51 in maps that are classified and heavily redacted. It's where Obama's real birth certificate is kept.
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