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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
Please feel free to post miscellaneous subject matter, aka STUFF in this thread.

Please attempt to remain somewhat respectful to other members, ninnyhammers, dummies and folks you just don't like. Thank you.

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By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Aug,24 23:16 other posts 
I opened a can of creamed corn yesterday, and my cat came meowing because he probably thought it was tuna so I gave him some on his plate. He ate it and liked it. He’s a pretty fussy eater because all he eats is dry kibble. He doesn’t like human food except tuna juice and he doesn’t like any wet cat foods, but he likes creamed corn. 🌽
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Aug,24 06:03 other posts 
Creamed corn? Hmmmmm......that certainly is strange that your boy enjoyed that. In my head, I would have thought every kitty would enjoy tuna. When I ate tuna, I drained the water in a separate bowl because my boys enjoyed the tuna water, too. In fact I would venture to say that they enjoyed the tuna water more than the tuna itself. Apparently, Morris isn't the only finicky cat.


By kebmo [Ignore] 14,Aug,24 19:23 other posts 
This guy’s got STUFF !

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By bella! [Ignore] 15,Aug,24 08:03 other posts 
Can you imagine that!? Your jump being disqualified because your schlong knocked the freaking equipment down!
By phart [Ignore] 15,Aug,24 08:41 other posts 
damn! 1 things for sure, the ladies are probably knocking at his door.
By kebmo [Ignore] 15,Aug,24 09:07 other posts 
The best way to lose in the Olympics!


By #719542 13,Aug,24 04:20
Many of us share a common base language, English.

But there are many dialects of this language, so for example, on a visit to America, I asked a sales attendant in a "Trader Joe's" store.

"where ya soft drinks at mate".

Fucking cunt looked at me like I was from outa space 👽

I repeated.

"where ya soft drinks at mate".

Didn't say a word the cunt, looked very confused, my wife much smarter than I piped up.

"where ya soda"

The attendant replied

"Ohhh, we don't stock soda, we do have flavored mineral water"

& pointed us in the right direction.

Please watch the following 👇 educational short film:

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By phart [Ignore] 13,Aug,24 15:38 other posts 
it's
Wur'z ye cold dranks at bud? or "mam" depending on male or female at the register.

Jeet yet?'
thats for "have you ate yet"
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Aug,24 20:48 other posts 
I can attest, you definitely have an accent and if you're speaking fast, you're even more difficult to understand!
By #719542 13,Aug,24 23:52


By bella! [Ignore] 13,Aug,24 20:50 other posts 
And in Westland, Michigan, this wack-job went on a drug induced rampage while behind the wheel of her car and a hell broke loose!

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By #719542 13,Aug,24 22:39
Bloody Chev (Holden) drivers, you would never see a Ford driver carrying on like this


By #719542 07,Aug,24 22:41
All this talk of food has made me hungry, I'm sparking the BBQ up for lunch, couple of juicy Tasmanian lamb steaks over the open grill, nice & hot, searing the fat making it nice & crunchy with the meat still pink & fluffy inside with a good helping of ground salt.

Side dish of steamed broccoli, beans in jackets, cauliflower with real butter, cracked salt & a good crack of Trader Joe's pepper corns we still have from the states & top it of with a few beers 🤤
By phart [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 21:38 other posts 
got some tomaters off the vine this evening, just found out how to make pickle degio so I will be getting some lime juice in the morning to make up a batch
By #719542 12,Aug,24 22:19
😋🤤


By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,24 15:38 other posts 
This doesn't even sound good to me, how about you? Why screw around with ice cream?

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By kebmo [Ignore] 04,Aug,24 16:12 other posts 
I AM going to try that tomorrow!!

I pass by an ice cream store every day so tomorrow I will stop in and get some. My favourite flavour is Reese‘s explosion. Six different Reeses products all mixed up in the chocolate ice cream. It’s fucking delicious!
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Aug,24 16:52 other posts 
Reese's Explosion sounds good to you? For me, it sounds too busy. If you in fact try this, please let me and anyone else who might be curious, what you think. My opinion, it sounds, I'm not going to say disguise, however I am going to go as gar as saying that it doesn't sound good.
By kebmo [Ignore] 04,Aug,24 17:14 other posts 
I like ice cream
I like salt
I like olive oil

I’m not too sure about olive oil on Ice Cream but I do know
that there is salt in Ice Cream.

I’ll let you know after I try it
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 08:50 other posts 
I forgot to try it, but I will put it on my list of things to do today!
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 08:56 other posts 
Alrighty then, I'm holding you to that!
By kebmo [Ignore] 07,Aug,24 18:14 other posts 
I tried it today! I love it! It must be OLIVE oil, it matters.
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Aug,24 20:48 other posts 
Seriously, you think it tastes good?

Question, did you try the salt and oil on real ice cream? I don't have ice cream that often but you better well know that I won't be screwing it up by putting olive oil and salt on it unless someone will swear that it tastes like Sanders Hot Fudge (milk chocolate)! Sanders Hot Fudge is a Detroit, or perhaps a Michigan thing! So yummy!
By #719542 07,Aug,24 20:53
Have you ever tried dipping Mc Donald's French fries into a Sunday then eating the fries (super hot fries the best) especially with the caramel Sunday, you should give it a go, as silly as it sounds its super yummy 🤤
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Aug,24 21:45 other posts 
Heck, NO! Just recently I started dipping french fries in ketchup, for heaven's sake!

The only "crazy" thing I enjoy indulging is the Payday candy bar. If you are unfamiliar with it, it is caramel/fudge covered by salted peanuts. The sweet and salty is so delish!
By #719542 07,Aug,24 21:48
"Heck, NO!"
By phart [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 21:35 other posts 
Catsup? Eh, nope, I love Ranch dressing on my frys.
By kebmo [Ignore] 07,Aug,24 23:30 other posts 
I thought it was great. A nice accommodation of sweet and salty and the olive oil makes it taste richer.
Don’t forget my rule of spice; It’s like anger, you can always add more, but you can’t take it away once it’s there.
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Yes, real homemade ice cream.
By #719542 07,Aug,24 23:34
That's what makes the French fry dipping at Macas so delicious, it the salt, its a contrast, like sweet & sour, the hot chip covered in cold ice cream as well, its so yummy 🤤
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 06:09 other posts 
I like to dip my McDonald’s fries 🍟 in my chocolate milkshake it’s good stuff
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 17:33 other posts 
Try Yukon Jack Dgraff. 🍹
By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 17:46 other posts 
It might ruin the taste of my Yukon
By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 18:33 other posts 
By #719542 07,Aug,24 23:36
Bella needs to be more adventurous


By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 09,Aug,24 08:25 other posts 
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By dgraff [Ignore] 12,Aug,24 05:59 other posts 
Good god


By kebmo [Ignore] 10,Aug,24 09:06 other posts 
Michael Bloomberg made a $600 million
donation to four medical schools.
This follows a $1 billion pledge in July to John Hopkins University.
He is worth $104 billion so he can afford it.

Good on you because you can’t take it with you
and you don’t want your kids lawyers fighting over it
and then taking half for themselves!


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By #719542 07,Aug,24 23:52
Who remembers the golden years of Macas fast food, gosh those were the days 🥹, you would walk into the store, order a Big Mac, BANG!!! it was there, in its neatly packaged Styrofoam packaging, that was fast food all right, now ya gotta wait for the shit, that's not fast.

The only thing that would hold you up is your gf didn't want pickles, I had mates that didn't like pickles, it wasnt that hard, all ya did was open ya burger, take the pickle out, under hand throw it up & have it stick on the celling with all the other pickles.

Oh no, not the misso, she would have to have a fresh made burger without pickles, so while your mates were having fun sticking their pickles to the ceiling, you had to stand at the counter like a goose, waiting for your missos burger, usually while she was sitting down laughing at ya mates.

Ohhh the good old days 🥹
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 08,Aug,24 00:23 other posts 
I order my burger with extra pickles, I remember when the burgers were twice as big as they are now and a meal for about five bucks, now getting a meal at Burger King or McDonald’s will cost you over twenty bucks. I stopped eating at fast food places.
By #719542 08,Aug,24 00:37
I personally enjoyed the pickles myself, fast food is ridiculously priced these days, I rarely have it & most of its not real good for ya, but I have a Macas fix 2 or 3 times a year, I love the Double Quarters, usually a large meal deal coke & chips, I haven't gone the Sunday dipping thing for years, might have to get one next time for old times sake.

I don't know if you have them there, but Burger urge, fuck their burgers are something else only registered users can see external links I usually go the New Yorker, side of chips & can Pepsi, once again not very often though, its $27 & I am fat enough 🤭

These days you don't get much salt on things like chips, but they whack it on, has some other spices in it as well, its like at that balance of being almost to much salt, crunchy, not burnt on outside, soft inside yum yum yum 🤤


By #719542 07,Aug,24 00:38
I love fart jokes, me make me giggle like a little skool girl & this cunt 👇 is a master of his trade

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If you enjoy that clip check out his channel, hours & hours of giggles
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Kevin Bloody Wilson – Mick the Master Farter 💨

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Timeless classic
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Aug,24 15:22 other posts 
I'm at work, can't listen to it now, but if memory serves me correctly, Whatsupcocks is a fan of Kevin Bloody Wilson!
By #719542 07,Aug,24 16:13
Yes he is a big fan, so am I, for years, the guy still tours locally, I should make a effort to go out & see him, I still have some of his stuff on original tape, which I like to play from time to time, yes I still have a tape deck, a real good one, its a Marantz hooked up to a 12 channel equalizer, I have quite a big record collection as well, with a good quality player, even till this day I like to put record onto tape, why you might ask, because I am nostalgic I guess🤷‍♂️

But ya gotta check out fart guy he is the funniest, well he is funny, but its the reactions of his victims that kills it
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Crap, I just checked his tour dates, he still tours internationally, his next stop is the UK, well there you go Whatsupcocks you might be lucky at some point he might make it out your way as well.

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By #719542 06,Aug,24 07:36
I'm not man enough to be human
But I'm trying to fit in
And I'm learning to fake it
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 08:38 other posts 
You could identify as a koala bear.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 08:55 other posts 
A gender specific koala bear?
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 09:01 other posts 
Their call.
By phart [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 19:27 other posts 
but mongo, at least you are still alive!
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By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 23:06 other posts 
Hot damn I was trying for months to figure out were i heard the name mongo before and there it is blazing saddles
By phart [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 23:52 other posts 

I am a pawn in the game of life


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 09:38 other posts 
Last night I wanted a pizza so I placed my order and immediately went to pick it up. I find that the business will say 20 to 25 minutes but your pizza is often available in 15 to 20 and I want to eat it when it's hot..... Oh well, last night it really took 20 to 25 minutes so once I got to the pizzeria, I waited 10 more minutes. I'm not going to lie, I ❤️ to people watch and engage in conversation. Last night this fella was picking up an order that caught my attention, it was what I thought I heard was a BLT pizza with extra mayo. So in my head I'm visualizing this pizza slathered with EXTRA mayo, an abundance of chopped or shredded lettuce, fresh tomato and sprinkled generously with a premium topping, BACON. I ask him whether this BLT pizza will be eaten on day #2 and his response is "no", he tosses it away however he corrects me. It's not a BLT pizza, it's a LT pizza minus the B. Who in the heck, in their right mind gets a mayonnaise pizza topped with lettuce and tomato, ONLY? And he looked so "normal"........
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 17:56 other posts 
I look normal too Bella!
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Son of a bitch! I forgot to try the salt and olive oil on ice cream again.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 18:50 other posts 
So you think you look "normal"? That's a matter of opinion.
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 18:55 other posts 
I looked normal to the people who are not on this site!
By phart [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 19:17 other posts 
we are all normal until we get to know each other.
By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 19:46 other posts 
True dat PMan. 👍
By #719542 06,Aug,24 19:58
Lettuce on a pizza, I have never heard of that before, is that a common thing in America

Also is it something that is put on the Pizza before or after its cooked
By phart [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 22:51 other posts 
Mayo on pizza? Eh, naw, ranch dressing to dip it in? UM YEA!
Taco pizza as they call it around here has lettuce on it.Not to bad, i pass by it at the buffet for something else usually.
By #719542 06,Aug,24 22:54
So is the lettuce cooked or is it added afterwards
By dgraff [Ignore] 06,Aug,24 23:00 other posts 
It’s added after the pizza is cooked in my opinion lettuce 🥬 does not belong on a pizza 🍕 not mine anyway
By #719542 06,Aug,24 23:13
well that makes sense, each to his own I guess, I don't believe lettuce is something to be cooked 🤷‍♀️

For example, I used to live in a different state, it was a while back, so I'm not sure if its because of state, or things have changed with time.

So lettuce is part of a kabab, originally it was served fresh not toasted.

Where I live now the default is to serve toasted, you have to specify fresh, toasted ruins the lettuce & the Lebanese bread, I think that's what it is called, the stuff they wrap it in, also get ruined in my opinion


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