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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 19,Feb,22 07:53 other posts 
This is happened in late November, 2021, it's crazy and NEVER should have happened. Both parties were wrong but one was shot dead.

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By bella! [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 22:14 other posts 
It's February 17th and Valentine's Day was done and over three days ago. I'm not sure why those holiday specific gifts are still available but I have no intention of gifting anymore Valentine gifts UNLESS admin discounts them by 75%, no, make it 80% because it's easier to calculate the point cost! Yep, admin, if you discount the mylar balloon to 2 points and the jeweled pendant to 20 points, I will send them to members and add a note of apology telling them I've been "out of town".
By admin [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 22:49 other posts 
Seasonal gifts are mostly on "by month" basis, not based on specific dates of the corresponding month. Just another case of my lazy coding.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 23:35 other posts 
Thanks, admin.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 06:15 other posts 
I think the stores do that mainly targeting the chocolate lovers who don’t love chocolate all year long I like to put one on Markis pillow when he comes out to stay the weekend with me just like a fancy hotel
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 07:04 other posts 
Have you ever considered booking a room and requesting fruit, candy, fresh flowers, rose petals or whatever you think you both would at a fancy hotel that is not nearby?

Like when Markis shouts, "honey, I'm home!" on Friday when he arrives, you meet him at the door and tell him you have a surprise planned. You already have the bags packed and hidden in your vehicle so all you need to do is lock up the house and stroll to the car. You're driving and enjoying the sights, he's confused becaucse you've driven past the liquor shop and the local grocery store that he's familiar with.... There's a light conversation going on, you ask him how his week went and you focus all your attention on him. It's 30 - 40 minutes later and you have arrived! It's that fancy hotel that's not too close to home! Choose a hotel in a big enough city that you have access to restaurants and shopping within walking distance. The next day, most likely Saturday because God only knows that you work Monday through Friday and your boss probably would like you to work you on holidays, too, wake up, shower and take him to a leisurely breakfast. After breakfast have a fun filled day of shopping and sight seeing planned. Explore, there's so many beautiful places in Pennsylvania probably many you have never seen. And in the afternoon, your legs are tired although your wallet is lighter, you head back to the hotel for a nap to rest up for the night of "fun". Got the picture?
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 08:52 other posts 
That’s a really good idea but Markis don’t like going out in public much because of how he looks he’s so much afraid that someone will say something smart ass to him and he knows how i am but he is afraid i will kill or mame someone over a comment ain’t he silly
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I am a large powerful man with a short fuse and quick hands but I like to think i have a little more self control than that
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 09:01 other posts 
That's why you choose something not close to home, they don't know you, you don't know them. Pick a city that is big and culturally diverse because you will blend in. And in the event that someone says something that is off color, you can smile and reply, "thank you, enjoy your day" OR "fuck off".
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 10:27 other posts 
Great idea I’m thinking Lancaster Pennsylvania or maybe the city of brotherly love Philadelphia Pennsylvania
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 12:31 other posts 
There you go, visit Philly, the city of brotherly love! See if it lives up to the name.

I actually Google'd "WHY?" Philadelphia earned that nickname and this is what I found;

"Why is Philadelphia called the City of Brotherly Love? "Philadelphia" is a combination of two Greek words: love (phileo) and brother (adelphos). The city was named by its founder, William Penn, who envisioned a city of religious tolerance where no one would be persecuted."
By #610414 18,Feb,22 11:39
I’ve heard from a reliable source you whip it out so fast there are sonic booms.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 13:33 other posts 
What my pistol or did you mean something else
By #610414 18,Feb,22 17:05
Depends on what you call it.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 23:36 other posts 
Hahaha I call it little Dan
By #610414 18,Feb,22 11:22
And don’t forget protection, long johns.
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 13:33 other posts 
By phart [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 13:03 other posts 
It might be difficult to hide his luggage in that F150! no trunk!
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 13:28 other posts 
Many folks that drive trucks have tool cribs or whatever those boxes behind their cabs are called OR have tonneau covers. And IF dgraff doesn't have either, he can throw a tarp over their baggage. There's always a work around, no?
By dgraff [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 13:38 other posts 
On a little trip I would take the ford ranger but again no trunk but as Bella said I can put them in a tarp and wrap it up like a holiday ham no one would untie it just to see what is in it


By bella! [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 14:08 other posts 
Are you able to work remotely? How do you feel about working from home?


By phart [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 11:10 other posts 
I can't comprehend what a parent would feel after loosing their kid to such crap. And these pills come across our borders. I get weekly emails from my congressman talking about how many tons of this shit is captured .Makes me wonder how much is getting past the border patrol .People that want to make drugs safer to use in a "clean facility" and shit like that, should watch vids like this everyday. See for themselves the harm drugs are doing.
Maby they would want to STOP the drug use instead of making it easyer.
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By #610414 18,Feb,22 11:42
The Coast Guard in Miami just offloaded 1.2 BILLION in confiscated drugs. They said the Border Patrol was not able to walk on water.
By phart [Ignore] 18,Feb,22 13:06 other posts 
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Well perhaps this kitty cat can help teach them!
Glad to read they caught some of the drugs. Kids aren't even getting a chance to grow up


By phart [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 15:41 other posts 
A murderer walks free and in a high position.
HE NEVER GAVE a statement. But yet after he was cleared he blabbed to the media.
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"Records uncovered by Judicial Watch reveal authorities ordered her body cremated two days after the shooting, without her husband’s permission."

Why would you do this if you were not hiding something? Most murder victums can be buryed or even crimminals are allowed a burial. This reeks of coverup.
By #610414 17,Feb,22 08:53
Not a murderer. This security guard shot and killed a bitch trying to overthrow the government. What is there to investigate? Was she wearing a sex toy?
By phart [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 12:22 other posts 
How could she be a hazard WHILE climbing thru a window unarmed?
With other people,men with flag poles and possiable guns, and she With NOTHING?
Plenty of investigation should be done, he should be in jail for murder.
People have been in jail for well over a year for just walking around in the building,and he is walking the streets after killing a unarmed woman.
How can you over throw any thing UNARMED???
By #610414 17,Feb,22 13:03
Climbing through a window? Trespassing into a government building where the #2 man, the vice-president, was attending? I bet if she was doing that at your house you would have blown her away. Sometimes, Phart, I don’t know about you.
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Phart, can it. You make no sense
By #553818 17,Feb,22 12:36
I'm pretty sure trespassing can be met with lethal force in the US?

And... who gives a fuck if a QAnon member is shot?
By #610414 18,Feb,22 11:29
I don’t like to see anyone shot. I know it was justified but a life was cut short.


By bella! [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 16:07 other posts 
Yesterday and during the day it was 43 degrees. Strangely, it started warming up after the sun went down and it was 47 degrees going into midnight. It started raining probably 12 hours ago, the temperature has since dropped and it's now 28 degrees and "raining" ice pellets.

I'm shaking my head because there are people lined up in town at the local Dairy Queen for ice cream. I shake my head because the soft serve stuff that they sell isn't even ice cream. Blech!
By #610414 18,Feb,22 11:24
It’s 80 degrees outside in Miami


By phart [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 21:32 other posts 
My wife and I went to the Fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '


My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 21:54 other posts 
See, good stuff and in this case something quite funny was buried under all those English language lessons directed toward me.
By phart [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 22:12 other posts 
After all the time that has passed since I took to be curious about the word "OR" ,I am still trying to figure out what is going with that.
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 22:19 other posts 
How 'bout we make this deal, you can correct and/or give me English lessons as long as I can do likewise. Deal?


By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 09:10 other posts 
Valentine’s Day was a smash hit this year Markis and I enjoyed a wonderful evening together it involved a heart shaped box of assorted chocolates a beautiful vase with 2 long stem roses one red one white a wonderful dinner prepared by me filet mignon and loaded baked potatoes done to perfection a nice mutual massage and then some very creative maneuvers and positions on the massage table to completion on both parts and then a nice night of snuggling in bed being it was only 12 degrees out that night
So how did every body else’s Valentine’s Day go
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What can I say I’m a hopeless romantic
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 16:37 other posts 
You better be careful, those "creative maneuvers" that you speak of are gonna catch up with you, one day!

It was just another Monday for me.
By phart [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 18:52 other posts 
Yep,just another day,a monday.
I went to walmarts about 2 pm that day to pickup a car battery and they were doing away with all the valentines day stuff.
I would mess with my girlfriend sometimes and confuse her on which day was valentines day . She would fuss and then she said with a half way grin, " I know what you are trying to do,you want to get the candy box for me at 50% off,Tite wad!"
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 19:21 other posts 
Now that’s thrifty why didn’t I think of that
By bella! [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 21:54 other posts 
2 o'clock and they're emptying their shelves? That's odd, I would think that 5, 6, 7 o'clock would be soon enough because you still might have those folks that "forgot" and they still have time to redeem themselves on their way home.
By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 19:19 other posts 
Yeah but not that day
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I still got it and I like to use it
By #553818 16,Feb,22 19:23
No Mr Bella?
By #610414 16,Feb,22 21:21
Mountain Man, that was certainly a very romantic way to celebrate Valentine’s Day. Charlie and I did the same. Having a warm and loving partner to snuggle to is heavenly.
By dgraff [Ignore] 17,Feb,22 05:58 other posts 
Absolutely


By phart [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 10:37 other posts 
Some scams I can not believe are still around.
I remember the Russian mail order bride thing going on when I was a kid.
For whatever reason, something has prompted a TON of junk emails to me the past few weeks and in the 127 I had this morning, 3 were for ,you guessed it, Russian bride sites.
And the thing is,the photos they show are not of women out in a village wearing scarves and old canvas dress's beating out rugs on a tree stump.The photos are of women that are just drop dead goddess's. As if a grey haired, fat, 55 year old man is supposed to believe that he could get 1 and live happy ever after. YEa right.The 2 Russian familys that live on our road both have sheep and once a week they walk them all out across the yard to keep the grass cut.
Like I want to marry a woman that can't ride a lawnmower?
Seriously though,all jokes aside ,after all these years of people being defrauded by these scams, how do they manage to keep them going?
By #610414 16,Feb,22 11:48
I think PT Barnum said it best, “There’s a sucker born every minute.”


By phart [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 09:20 other posts 
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so he put the dead dog on the door step when he was young. He became president and has put the dead dog, that is now a dead economy, on ALL our door steps . To qoute him," 'I've gotten much better since then.'"
By #610414 16,Feb,22 10:05
I remember when the housing bubble burst because of Bush Jr’s economic policies. That took out the economy of the world. Then Obama came aboard and the economy flourished. Then the Clown took over and because of his inability to handle Covid, the economy tanked. Now you worry about Biden trying to get us better? Foolish mistake
By phart [Ignore] 16,Feb,22 10:32 other posts 
eh,it has only been a year,and even you must admit ,there is more money LEAVEING your pocket than coming in.
we have 3 more years of him. hold your thoughts and get back with me.
By #610414 16,Feb,22 11:13
Actually We are doing much better this year than the last two years


By phart [Ignore] 15,Feb,22 14:54 other posts 
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Gee,I wonder how much more was done to hide facts?


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