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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 28,Jul,16 14:08  other posts
I'm thinking four.
The first one is just see what it's like.
The second can be seen as an attempt to gather a bit more data.
The third blowjob is simply to confirm the results of the test and determine whether or not you really like sucking cock.
Number four, though, makes it official.

Sucking that fourth dick earns you your membership card, and you can expect the club T-shirt to arrive in the mail in seven to ten days.

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By tecsan [Ignore] 24,Jun,22 03:14 other posts 
Again 'ONE'.
By JustWill [Ignore] 24,Jun,22 09:50 other posts 
You might have known from your first, but other folks might need a couple just to make sure.
Good on you, though, that you are that self-aware...
By tecsan [Ignore] 24,Jun,22 21:12 other posts 
Never done it, sorry that is how self-aware I am.

By knewbi [Ignore] 25,Jan,21 12:21 other posts 
As long as you still desire pussy you are bi and not gay... At least that is my take on it...
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 25,Jan,21 12:31 other posts 
I agree. It would be more interesting to ask how many cocks a guy can suck before he cannot keep up he is straight any more. I would say at least a few, unless he made a profession of it.
By knewbi [Ignore] 25,Jan,21 13:30 other posts 
Yep, when a guy no longer wants pussy too that is when I would think he is gay. Now I have about 15 cocks that I have sucked. Some many times but I still love pussy and tits...
By spermkiss [Ignore] 25,Jan,21 15:03 other posts 
Hey, I'm gay, Gay, GAY and I like pussy.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 06,Jan,22 06:17 other posts 
Are you also sexually attracted to women?
Because than, by the official definition, you're bisexual.
By spermkiss [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 15:53 other posts 
I didn't know that there was an "official definition" of bisexual.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 07,Jan,22 19:20 other posts 
"sexually attracted to both men and women"
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"a) see usage paragraph below : of, relating to, or characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to people of one's same sex and of the opposite sex also : of, relating to, or characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to people of one's own gender identity and of other gender identities
b) biology : possessing characters of both sexes and especially both male and female reproductive structures : hermaphroditic"
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"Sexual activity with, or sexual attraction to, members of both sexes."
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"Bisexuality is a broad and inclusive term that describes physical attraction, romantic attraction, or sexual behavior that is not limited to one sex. In the scientific language of sexual orientation, bisexuality encompasses both heterosexual (different sex) and homosexual (same-sex) attraction or behavior. In everyday language, depending on the speakerís culture, background, and politics, that translates into a variety of popular definitions such as:
Attraction to men and women
Attraction to same and other genders
Attraction to all sexes or genders
Love beyond gender
Attraction regardless of sex or gender"
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So there is some variation in the definition of bisexual(ity). Are there definitions
that exclude you?
By JustWill [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 09:59 other posts 
The definitions are as fluid as human sexuality is.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 08,Jan,22 18:40 other posts 
Maybe in the US, but the definition of 'bisexuality' has been constant in The Netherlands, since I had sexual education at age 13, 35 years ago. It was taught as 'sexual attraction to members of both sexes' and I've never heard any other definition ever, in The Netherlands.

There are off course blurry borders in the scale from straight, to bisexual, to gay/lesbian, but I really don't understand the confusion about the meaning.

So if a guy says 'I'm gay, but I am attracted to women too' (which is not exactly what spermkiss said, but it's an example), than I say that according to the generally accepted definition (at least in The Netherlands), he's not gay, but bisexual. And if a guy says "I'm straight and I love women, but I also love sucking cock and a handsome man gives me a boner", than I say that he's not straight but bisexual.

So even if a guy never had sex with a woman and he has sucked and fucked hundreds of guys, but he still knows he's sexually attracted to women, he's bisexual according to the definition I know.
By JustWill [Ignore] 09,Jan,22 12:52 other posts 
I don't disagree with you.
The definition of "bisexuality" is EXACTLY how you state it.
Unfortunately, a large number of 'bisexual by definition' folks seem to desperately need to muddle things up by creating a massive and shifting scale to define their own sexuality along the gay/straight continuum.
Apparently, "bisexual' is too GAY for some people and too STRAIGHT for others.
These are also the same people who are constantly crying: "Why do we have to label everything?"
Which is sort of why I started this whole thread to begin with. Like most of the stuff I post here, it was intended to be tongue-in-cheek and a poke at all of the "I'm totally straight but love to suck dick" that were showing up in the forum at the time.
Also, do not get me started on "heteroflexible"--an idiotic term which was being tossed around in these parts not so long ago. "Heteroflexible", it seems, means the exact same thing as "bisexual" but, because it is a different word and has "hetero" in it, it is much better!
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 04:19 other posts 
You started a good discussion, that's for sure.

Years ago, I befriended a colleague and years later I discovered that he was very homophobic. He once said that he didn't like porn with closeups of girls sucking dick, because it would make you gay.
He grew up in a tiny village in the rural part of our country, so his homophobic nature was probably bred from youth. I somewhat suspected he wasn't totally straight and had problems accepting it. Once in the last night shift, when discussions regularly turned raunchy and the two girls in the team would definitely have had reasons to condemn all the guys for sexually transgressive behavior, but fortunately they allowed and participated a lot, he asked all the guys if they would suck their own cock if they could. Several admitted they tried, but couldn't. I admitted I tried and could. I didn't go into detail, but my team was much intrigued. One guy called me 'pornstar' after that for years, but luckily they kept it in the team (at least the explanation for it).
I think he was also intrigued, because started that subject again publicly several times, where I was defensive to keep it under control, but he never talked about it with me personally. Our friendship continued for years after he quit his job for another, but we never talked about what I think were repressed sexual urges, actually from the both of us.

I think he had a lot of other repressed feelings, he never confided me with, because he committed suicide years later. The last I heard from him was a phone call, in which he talked about moving back to the area where he was born (about 180 miles from us) and find a job there. He was sort of saying goodbye, but I said we could visit him there and he would always be welcome to stay over.
He actually sounded upbeat, so I never imagined there was something wrong, but we found out weeks later he hang himself. No one informed us, because we never had any connection with his family. Afterwards I did blame myself for not seeing some signs. Maybe I could have helped him.
He was a very closed off person. It's why we connected, because I am too, but I could never imagine being as closed off as he turned out to be. I'm not just still sad, but also still shocked about it. In this day and age, there is no need to repress so much of your feelings.
By lawrenceo [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 04:18 other posts 
A sensible response. I would add that the definition ought to be a personal one; i.e. how the male feels about his lifestyle and particularly if his only sexual activity is with another male.
That said, there are some males who are of an age that has made them realise that sex with females is too complicated and who prefer to get sexual activity with a male (if possible).
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 24,Jun,22 10:36 other posts 
The problem with personal definitions is that other people don't understand them. It's already difficult to understand all the letters in lgbtqia+, so let's at least use them consistently. I don't think the 't' stands for 'tired of females making sex complicated'.
By spermkiss [Ignore] 25,Jan,21 15:02 other posts 
"...made a profession of it..."

An interesting thread. I once picked up a guy on the cruise block downtown. Or more correctly he picked me up. I spotted him first time around and knew right away that he was a hustler. The second time around he got in my car without any encouragement from me. Right up front I made it clear that I wouldn't pay him and he said that was OK. I think he really wanted to get off the street. Perhaps the police had been on him.

Chatting with him back at my house I learned that he was 32 years old and had been hustling since he was 16, half of his life. He spotted some handicraft items that I made and went ape over them. So I gave him one and he said he was going to give it to his girlfriend.

Then he said "Now I'm going to thank you." With that he took out his upper plate and gave me a gum job the likes of which I never had before or since. I wonder if he told his girlfriend what he did to get her gift.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 26,Jan,21 06:49 other posts 
Interesting story. I have actually never seen a male prostitute in the Netherlands.
I have visited the main red light districts in The Hague and Amsterdam a few times
(as a tourist, not as a customer) and except for all the girls, I've seen no men and
only one transvestite. The girls attracted me a lot, but I was even more intrigued
with that one transvestite. I'm sure there must be male prostitutes in the Netherlands,
but I don't know how and where they offer their services.

I guess you use the same definitions for sexual orientation as I do, which is just following the official definitions:
- Heterosexual (straight): Sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex.
- Bisexual: Sexually attracted to people of both sexes.
- Homosexual (gay or lesbian): Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.

Therefore, I don't think anyone checks either box just from their sexual activities.
The only question that checks any box is: "To what sex(es) are you sexually attracted?"

So if you say: "I'm GAY and I like pussy", I think you mean you are only or mostly sexually attracted to other man, but you also like pussy. Many might consider you bisexual from that statement, but I agree with you that being attracted to one or both sex organs is not the same as being attracted to the sex of the whole person.
So I consider myself to be straight, because I am attracted to women. When a woman is dressed in revealing clothes or she bends over in tight jeans/short skirt or I get an(un)intentional upskirt or downblouse view, that sends a signal to my heart to pump up the beat and send blood to one specific place. However, I can't remember any straight guy ever having that effect on me, no matter how handsome, regardless of what clothes he's wearing, either in underwear in dressing rooms or nude in the sauna. My maximum reaction to any handsome guy might be some admiration (of his hard work) or some envy (without any intention to do the same hard work).

However I checked the box for bisexual here, because I do like sexual acts that are
not considered 100% straight, I am very attracted to transvestites and transsexuals and I do fantasize about sucking cock (other than my own). That is considered bisexual by many people.
By spermkiss [Ignore] 28,Jan,21 12:35 other posts 
So many interesting threads to pursue here. Let's begin with the Netherlands and male prostitution.

I've never been to The Hague but I've been to Amsterdam twice. Of course I had to see the legendary red light district. What struck me most was how clean and wholesome it was. The streets were clean and litter free and it looked like any other business district. Except the business was sex. Looking around at the people on the street, of course there were single gentlemen who were there to look over the wares on display and to perhaps avail themselves of the professional services being offered. But there were also couples there on dates. Couples of all ages from teenagers to senior citizens and everything in between. There were also families with small children. It looked like Disneyland with whores. I could just visualize one of those little girls turning to her mother and saying "Oh mommy, I want to be a whore when I grow up."

Like you I have heard that in the red light district there are now "window boys" in addition to "window girls", but I didn't see any. But I cannot imagine that male prostitution does not exist in the Netherlands. Hell, it exists all over the world. There is nothing to stop a gay man from selling his body and I'm sure many find it exciting. (More about this in the next paragraph.) There are also a lot of ostensibly straight men who will engage in sex with other men for money. (Gay for pay.) Often they will only assume inserter roles, the most frequent being the hustler allowing the gay man to suck him off. But for the right amount of money, nothing is off the table. Or in the case of the guy I took home, no money at all, just a handmade handicraft item. Another thing I'll note about that encounter is the he never took off his pants and wasn't even crazy about me feeling his cock thru his pants. He was just giving me oral service. He approached it in a very businesslike way like a short order cook preparing the perfect eggs over easy. He was very good at oral service and I could tell he had done it before.

Now about gay men prostituting themselves, I once had an encounter with a gentleman whose mother was a whore. He grew up in a whorehouse and he thought paying or getting paid for sex was totally normal and natural. It wasn't like he just blurted this out in the first five minutes, but it came out in bits and pieces over the course of our afternoon together. I didn't pay him anything nor did he expect me to (our encounter was for fun, not profit), but he was quite candid in saying that being paid added a layer of excitement. "I'm going to have sex anyway, why not get paid for it?"
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 28,Jan,21 15:44 other posts 
The red light district in Amsterdam is indeed such a touristic attraction, that it hurts the business going on there. Any people having a day in Amsterdam end up there. I've been there with my girlfriend and we also visited the sex museum. We've visited Soho in London as well. We once went to the Kamasutra sex fair with friends once too. It's all very relaxed and once there shame is not a problem. Most people in The Netherlands are open about these things. Families also go to Pink Saturday with their children. However, a colleague accidentally ended up there with his children and he did not like that at all. And most parents wouldn't like their children to become prostitutes either. Maybe not about the sex itself, but also about the safety, the lack of long term prospects and the lack of a pension plan
There is now a TV program on called 'Ik word prostituee', which means 'I become a prostitute'. only registered users can see external links

I have nothing against prostitution and I want it completely legalized and normalized, but I've never wanted to pay for sex myself. That's primarily because of my personal inhibitions. I have paid for a few personal sex shows, that were all initiated by friends, when we went to the sex shops in Rotterdam.

I like your stories. How long ago have you been in The Netherlands and how long did you stay?
By spermkiss [Ignore] 28,Jan,21 19:03 other posts 
A quick reply and then more later.

The first time in Amsterdam was just overnight about six or eight years ago. We were going to a safari vacation and the tour operator offered a break in the travel with an overnight in Amsterdam. Which is a good thing because it's roughly 25 hours from the west coast of North America to most places in Africa. The second time was four years ago for three days before boarding a ship for a cruise vacation.

As for the safety of prostitution, yes there is risk, especially for those who work the streets. But the window girls in the red light district are working in a pretty safe environment. The rooms are closely monitored and if any client gets abusive there will be bouncers on him in a heartbeat. He'll probably face criminal charges. That's the beauty of legalized prostitution. Where it is illegal the sex worker finds it hard to make a complaint for fear of being prosecuted herself.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 29,Jan,21 07:46 other posts 
Four days in Amsterdam gives a pretty good impression of Amsterdam. It doesn't show much about the rest of The Netherlands though. It's off course our biggest city and I prefer smaller calmer cities. Every time I've been to one of our big cities,
I think "That was fun, but I'm glad to be home."

The Netherlands does have a tendency to not completely legalize, but condone. So, the prostitution itself is legal, but many of the girls are migrants from Eastern Europe and even some illegal immigrants. They get taken advantage off a lot. However that also happens in greenhouse jobs.
We also have legalized the using and selling of weed, but not the production of weed. So that leaves much criminal activity.
There are tests with legal production of weed, but it's all to slow and weak for my taste. The ideas about prostitution are not heading in the right direction. The government is talking about forbidding it, even from some of the left, because it's considered misogynistic. I disagree with that completely and I am convinced prohibiting prostitution will just make the life of many women much worse.

By Daddycock [Ignore] 05,Jan,22 03:40 other posts 
I sucked probably 40 strangers, been fucked a few times, I like to swallow and also lick and eat assholes, Iím known as pig Daddycock in my area, but I also love a good pussyÖ I think I lean gay, but probably bisexual, I also posted a lot of porn videos with over 7 million views wold wide, I also love sucking in public with others watching, sucked off two guys in an xrated theater while others jerking off to my show.
By JustWill [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 11:42 other posts 
Once you've had a guy's dick in your mouth, do they still qualify as a "stranger"?
By Ruggededge [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 17:55 other posts 
By JustWill [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 19:09 other posts 
Learning how a guy's dingus tastes seems just a bit more personal than knowing his name...
By Ruggededge [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 17:50 other posts 
Ive had 157 wowomen and 33 men am i gay
By JustWill [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 19:05 other posts 
You've had them do what?
I mean, if you've had them wash your car, then probably not.
Here's a side question:
What kind of person actually keeps such an exact count,

By tecsan [Ignore] 11,Apr,21 00:20 other posts 
O N E... U N O... Just one...
By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Jan,22 15:52 other posts 
Are you speaking from experience?
By tecsan [Ignore] 02,Jan,22 04:38 other posts 
I do not have to try pigs eyeballs or intestines to know that they disgust me faggot bitch...
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Jan,22 14:17 other posts 
If sucking dick disgusts you so much, why do you keep doing it?

Also, if the guy you're blowing is making you eat a pig's eyeball before you do it, you should probably find a new regular suck-buddy.
By tecsan [Ignore] 03,Jan,22 03:58 other posts 
Maybe you should try pussy like me ...Think you might like it as much as I do cocksucking bitch...
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Jan,22 10:41 other posts 
"pussy like" you? Is there really another pussy like you?

"you might like it as much as I do cocksucking"--I'm not sure that that is possible. From the way you talk, you like cocksucking a lot. I don't know if anyone here could like it as much as you claim to. I mean, you're willing to eat a pig's eyeball just to give a guy a blowjob. I'd never go that far.
By tecsan [Ignore] 04,Jan,22 03:46 other posts 
Fuck I would shoot myself in the head before sucking a dick...Now pussy better look out...It is queers like you that give queers a bad name...
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,Jan,22 10:16 other posts 
tecsan is a pretty crappy name for a queer, but I didn't give it to you. You named yourself that.

Don't shoot yourself in the head, no one wants to clean the shit splatters off the walls when your useless noggin explodes.
By Jamie [Ignore] 04,Jan,22 10:41 other posts 
tecsan watch your manners
Have more respect..

By PSerect [Ignore] 29,Dec,21 18:10 other posts 
none. Being gay is more than just having sex with the same sex, just as being straight is not defined by sex with the opposite sex. Sex is just one small part of persons sexuality
By JustWill [Ignore] 29,Dec,21 22:23 other posts 
"one small part"?
You couldn't be more wrong.
Sex is exactly one-third of sexuality.
By PSerect [Ignore] 31,Dec,21 00:56 other posts 
Even if sex is 1/3rd of sexuality, that means 2/3rds is not. 2/3rds is alot more than 1/3rd so I stand my my comment and I question your statement about one-third being EXACTLY sex. Ive never seen studies on human sexuality that have stated any aspect as being that exact. Sexuality is complex and refers to the type of person you are sexually attracted to, not the number of sexual partners you've had. It seems some people think being gay is all about sexand thats absolutely incorrect. My point was that whether you define yourself as gay or straight, there is much more about how a person lives their life than whom they choose to love or who their sex partners are. Do you think that people who live a celebate life dont identify themselves as gay, straight,bi, polymaourous, etc? Of course they do. They may not engage in sexual activities with others, but they still csn look at someone and feel an attraction. How rediculous to think your sexuality is only defined by how many sexual partners youve had. So im sorry to say that you couldnt be more wrong and stating something like one-third of your sexuality is sex is completely inaccurate. I challenge you to find any credible study that supports such an obsurd statement.
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,Dec,21 10:54 other posts 
1. 1/3 is a lot more than "one small part". Unless you are talking about the smaller third.

2. I don't need any study to support my statement. All I need is the ability to count letters.

3. How a person chooses to live their life has nothing at all to do with my original post.

4. My three-year-old nephew has "identified" as a puppy for the past two weeks. Should we take him to the vet?

5. I never specified that the four cocks had to be from four different partners. You can blow the same guy four times and still qualify.

6. Perhaps if you stopped being celibate and actually had sex with someone you wouldn't be this cranky.

7. I take it, from the grumpy tone of your posts, that you aren't really interested in getting a mempership card and a free T-shirt.
By PSerect [Ignore] 03,Jan,22 01:26 other posts 
Not grumpy or celebate, but I do like to tweak someone when they come of as self inflated and make statements that are most likely opinions and state them as facts. Oh and I stand by my statement which is a fact BTW that you donr need to suck any dicks to be gay
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Jan,22 10:36 other posts 
" I do like to tweak someone when they come of as self inflated"--So, you're saying that your post was a form of self-satire. I didn't get that until you explained it.

As to the "make statements that are most likely opinions and state them as facts" bit:
I am guessing that the part of my original post--the very first line that says "I'm thinking four"--didn't indicate clearly enough for you that what followed was an opinon.

By thebeewolf [Ignore] 01,Jan,22 18:07 other posts 
I consider myself straight but I get blowjobs and handjobs from guys. For me the key thing is I'm not attracted to men's bodies in any way. Like you could parade ten naked male porn stars in front of me and I would have zero chance of getting a boner.

But if you like sucking dicks, that means I think you're at least sexually turned on by men's bodies (even if it's only their dicks?). I wouldn't say it makes you gay, but it may qualify at least as bisexual.

Having said all that, I'm a big believer in not telling other people how to identify. It is for them to say, no one else.
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Jan,22 14:30 other posts 
I'm not sure that an official "I'm Gay" membership card would be accepted as identification at most places. You should probably just use your driver's license...

By #657748 02,Jan,22 02:29
I do not know but I have hundreds of dicks iam a pole smoker I love choke on dick
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Jan,22 14:18 other posts 
It must be hard to walk with hundreds of dicks...

By Maxream [Ignore] 09,Apr,21 00:21 other posts 
Some people want/like to suck cock. Some people don't. If you want/like to suck dick then..... suck dick. If you don't...... then don't. Either way, who the fuck cares if it makes you gay or not?
By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Jan,22 15:55 other posts 
And yet, you took the time to pop in and share your opinion with the rest of the class...

By liketoedge [Ignore] 31,Dec,21 18:11 other posts 
As many as you want. Sucking a dick doesn't make you gay. Being gay makes you gay.
By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Jan,22 15:51 other posts 
So, if you sucked a whole bag of dicks in one sitting, it wouldn't make you even a little bit gay?

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