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Started by #24286 [Ignore] 26,Jun,10 13:56
Paddy confides in his best mate that he can't satisfy his wife in bed. His mate says maybe she's getting too hot and suggests taking a fan into the bedroom. Paddy says he hasn't got a fan but asks his mate if he would stand by the bed and flap a towel to help keep her cool. He agrees and the three of them head to the bedroom. It soon becomes apparent to his mate that Paddy is the problem, he just can't fuck! After half an hour his mate suggests that they swop places so Paddy takes charge of the towel and begins flapping as his mate fucks his wife. Almost straight away she is screaming in orgasmic pleasure. He fucks her on the bed, over a chair, on the dressing table, on the floor, then 69 each other and fuck some more before collapsing exhausted in a heap. Paddy, looking extremely pleased with himself, turns to his mate and says "That my friend, is how to flap a fucking towel"

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By biggg [Ignore] 26,Jun,22 09:51 other posts 
A dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison. Police are warning of a small medium at large


By Louis [Ignore] 25,Jun,22 22:34 other posts 
NEWS FLASH: A prison van and a cement truck collided. Residents are warned to be on the be on the lookout for twelve hardened criminals!


By Rubit [Ignore] 25,Jun,22 20:51 other posts 
What is blue, and smells like red paint?


BLUE PAINT


By DJS [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 00:47 other posts 
2blondes are talking 1st blonde says I've just taken a pregnancy test 2nd blonde was the questions hard..
By Dev01 [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 01:55 other posts 
By DJS [Ignore] 25,Jun,22 07:02 other posts 


By DJS [Ignore] 25,Jun,22 06:25 other posts 
12 family meals for less than £10 that's why mums go to iceland.

a 16 year old bouncing up and down on you for less than £10 that's why dads go to thailand.

Paul McCartney is already upset with his new wife,
apparently she is spending twice as much on shoes as the last one.

Blonde takes her car to be repaired, fearing an expensive bill. But the mechanic fixes it in 2 mins, nothin serious love, just shit in the air filter.She replies really.how often do i have to do that


By DJS [Ignore] 18,Jun,22 02:52 other posts 
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, Hang on You're a duck.I see your eyes are working,replies the duck. And you can talk exclaims the barman. I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please Certainly, sorry about that, says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"
I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything
Sounds marvellous, says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call.
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money.
I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck
Where is it
At the circus,says the barman.
The circus?" repeats the duck.
That's right, replies the barman.
The circus?" the duck asks again. “That place with the big tent,
Yeah," the barman replies.
With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
Of course,the barman replies.
And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says …..
What the f*** would they want with a plasterer
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Jun,22 05:59 other posts 
Haha!
By DJS [Ignore] 21,Jun,22 13:22 other posts 
A tourist asks an Irish diving instructor why does the divers always fell backwards into the water. The instructor responds if they fell forwards they'd still be on the feckin boat
By bella! [Ignore] 21,Jun,22 15:13 other posts 
That's a good one, too!
By DJS [Ignore] 22,Jun,22 13:29 other posts 
It's the way I write them,
Sorry if you dont get that a old Irish comic you to say it's the way I tell them..
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Jun,22 14:42 other posts 
No apology needed, I understood the joke and it was funny! I've seen divers leave boats and yes, they stand on the side of the boat, back to the water and fall back into the water. If divers stood on the side of the boat with their back to the water and fell forward, you're darn Skippy, they'd still be on the feckin boat!
By biggg [Ignore] 22,Jun,22 17:42 other posts 
Like, Frank Carson?

Two farm girls getting their picture taken, and standing in front of the photographer and his camera

Girl1: what´s taking so long?

Girl2: he has to focus

Girl1: Oh goody! Both of us?
By DJS [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 00:45 other posts 
That's a cracker
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Jun,22 03:23 other posts 
I'm nor laughing, smiling or otherwise because I do not understand your joke.


By tb1 [Ignore] 11,Jun,22 13:47 other posts 
sucker


By biggg [Ignore] 11,Jun,22 12:02 other posts 
bump


By #70550 26,Jun,10 16:03
absolutely brilliant... I cant stop laughing


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