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Mine stood up and continued to encourage us all to fight even after being shot.
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this may help explain things a bit to.
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The Saggy Granny (cat52!) woke up and was in a foul mood. It was even worse than usual since she usually woke up around 1PM. Charlie had been snoring and farting all night. It made it impossible to sleep! She had also seen the news about how Trump was cheered at Madison Square Garden during the UFC fight. It made her want to kick a puppy. First because Trump won and second because she hated NYC. Don't worry you old cunt, NYC hates you too! Hillbilly trash is not welcome here! Saggy made her favorite breakfast, two Pop Tarts filled with processed cheese and Arby's meat with mayo. A true hillbilly breakfast. She inhaled her feast and was still hungry so she took down a box of Ding Dongs to spike her insulin. After Charlie lost both his legs to diabetes, you would think she would be more careful.
She yelled out her trailer park window for Rhanda-Lynn to join her. They needed to try to put together their Thanksgiving plans. Both of these broads heard a whistle when they walked, so this would be a challenge. Brainstorming and getting a few drops of water! Rhanda-Lynn arrived and had to enter the cheaply manufactured home sideways. She was too fat and wide to get through the front fucking door. From a medical perspective, it was hard to fathom how these two were still alive. Rhanda-Lynn lit up a Kool-100 menthol and they got to work.
The most important item- the fucking turkey. They had several options in play:
1. They use up their winter emergency funds to buy one. Thanks to Biden, the turkey was 4X more expensive this year.
2. It was possible they could win a free bird in a number of contests being run in South Florida
3. They could put on a brown face to impersonate a dirty fucking migrant. Biden was still in charge, so these border jumping criminals were getting the red carpet treatment.
This being the Saggy Granny, they went for option 3. Luckily, these two rats already looked like rag-tag migrants. Wearing off brand clothes with holes in them, I am surprised they were not picked up and deported! Saggy got out some of her shitty makeup and went to work making their faces, arms, and hands brown. This is even worse than the libs with their black face bullshit!
Satisfied with their make up job, shitty clothes, and unwashed bodies, they went out to the bus stop. The bus pulled up and the driver cursed them. He was used to migrants taking the bus for free. He called them filthy leaches and told them to go back to their shit hole countries! Several of the US blacks agreed and cursed them as well. They were forced to stand for the entire trip to Overtown, a shitty part of Miami.
They arrived and the bus driver was tempted to give them a kick in their fat asses. He pointed towards the ocean and told them to rent a boat with a hole in it! Looks like everyone hates the filthy migrants. Trump can't kick them out fast enough! We are told there is a massive amount of ICE agents about to be hired. Liberal tears will be fake. They didn't like it at all when migrants flooded NYC, Boston, Chicago, and Martha's Vineyard. I guess only liberal when it is someone else's backyard!
Saggy and Rhanda-Lynn waddled their way to the migrant help tent. It was just like the early 80's when Castro emptied his jails and sent his cunts to Miami. Probably the same tents! There was a long line and Saggy sighed wishing she had brought snacks. Our two old broads suffered standing in the hot sun. But they could not complain as this was standard migrant weather. It took several hours to get seen by an agent. Saggy stepped up and used a fake accent, just like her hero Kamala the loser. On a side note, Kamala was even more unprepared and entitled than that old bat Hillary. Blowing a billion dollars in 3 months. I am sure she would have helped our economy!
Saggy and Rhanda-Lynn approached the agent and said they needed food. The agent was not in a good mood and knew her days were numbered. Elon would certainly shut this shit show down and she would be sacked. Likely standing in a similar line very soon. Instead of screening the two old rats in front of her, the agent gave them a shit ton of vouchers, debit cards, and money. The Saggy Granny had never been so happy! They ladies quickly picked up their loot and scurried off like one of the rats in NYC picking up a slice of pizza!
Quickly looking for the right voucher, they hit the jackpot! It was labeled Holiday Meals 2024, family of 10. Most of these migrants hatched babies for a living. It is disgusting they keep breeding and have no jobs. Saggy nearly started crying and took their voucher to the local Publix. Saggy was so happy and proud! Publix was a higher end food store that usually was out of reach of Saggy's meager funds. Saggy was happy for the first time in years!
They took another bus back towards the trailer park. But they had to stop two towns over. No Publix in their shitty city. Saggy went to the meat department and proudly displayed her voucher. The employees looked down at her like she was a cockroach to be stepped on! He scoffed at her and said she needed to go to the trailer behind the store. The counter was reserved for citizens with real money. Humiliated yet again, the Saggy Granny went out the front door and walked behind the store.
Saggy made it to the back of the store with Rhanda-Lynn huffing like a smoke head. Saggy held out her voucher and the aid worker handed her a piece of shit turkey. It was marked FEMA relief turkey, 2018! A disgusting bird was six years old and likely rotten before it was frozen. It was the perfect bird for the Saggy Granny. She carried it back to Rhanda-Lynn who was sitting on the ground, completely winded. Saggy reported they got the bird but did not mention the turkey was six years expired!
They carried their off brand turkey back to the trailer park and put it on ice.
When they got home, one of our prominent Florida members had put Trump signs all around her trailer! Saggy nearly had a heard attack! I am told she went crazy and let loose a massive amount of curses! Saggy was starting to regret coming back to the site. What else was in store for her and her predator husband?
Stay tuned cunts!
Dirty old granny snatch, cat52!
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Could it be, that they were what everyone tried to say?
cat52!
Embarrassing us right up to the end I see.
Few could help noting that Biden’s late entrance on Saturday for the traditional APEC family photo lent itself to political metaphor, as the rest of the leaders prepared to pose onstage before looking around to find Biden missing.
They tittered for five awkward minutes before a seemingly dazed Biden emerged and took his place in the far back corner, standing between Thailand’s 38-year-old Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra and Vietnam President Luong Cuong. Biden briefly reached for Shinawatra’s hand to steady himself.
Off his meds?
Ever since President Donald Trump had been elected, Saggy had been depressed. She screamed and posted her libtard meltdowns on Tik-Tok. We have it on record that Tik-Tok had so many complaints about Saggy's videos that they had to take them down. Saggy was filled with outrage and blamed her enemies on the cunt site for making that happen. Or the Chinese have an algorithm that keeps old cunts of their platform!
Saggy had started to read about the 4B movement (she should start 4F, the F is for failure.) Basically a bunch of nasty fat broads who shave their heads so no one wants to fuck them. Our old Saggy should save her gray hairs. No need to shave her head, no one wants to fuck her anyway. The only bald thing was her old lady cunt. Hairs ceased to grow there, like a farm field in Africa. Nothing grows there! Even when she tried to wear a merkin, it just fell off. Not even super gluing the merkin would make it stick. Bottom line, nothing wants to be near her rat snatch.
Saggy loved to get her news from the pig cunt Rachel Maddow and the dingy broads on The View. Ever since Saggy's fucked up trip to NYC, she stopped reading the New York Times. Too many big words for her to understand anyway. New York City chewed up Saggy and shit her back out. See the Saggy Granny Visits NYC blog series. A true fuck up and site retard. She will never leave Florida at this point. Sadly, she will soon join her dead daddy and mama. A cheap pine box coffin would be an upgrade from her shit box house.
Today, Saggy decided to visit the trailer park pool. The trailer park toughs would be in school today. So it was safe for Saggy to play in the pool. It would also double as a bath for her. The chlorine would help clean her front and back cunts. Saggy was trying to find her swimsuit and was throwing things all over her disgusting, cheaply decorated trailer. There was nothing over $50 in value in her rat cave. Saggy found her off brand swimsuit. The struggle was for real getting her rolls into her swimsuit. We heard a lot of cursing and crying as she wedged her pear shaped body into the suit.
Finally satisfied all her lumps and rolls were tucked in, Saggy looked into the mirror. She did not like what she saw. It reminded her of being laughed up the last time she wore a swimsuit. Some hecklers told her she looked like a garbage bag filled with soup and doorknobs. Cunts that remember this should be howling with laughter reading this blog. Saggy grabbed her 84oz of Mountain Dew, some Ding Dongs, and chips and met Rhanda-Lynn out front.
Rhanda-Lynn was an overweight lump. She deleted her profile her but everyone knows she looked like Mrs. Kool-Aid. Round and fat! Neither of these broads owned a proper beach towel so they snagged two that were drying on a neighbors clothesline. True hillbilly shit indeed! The waddled their way to the pool to make their big entrance. Today, they would start planning for their Thanksgiving dinner. This year would be different! Not fucking likely you stupid cunt!
Saggy arrived at the pool and was expecting someone to play her entry music. At least that was what was playing in her feeble mind. No today, it was just another shit day in the trailer park. Saggy found two lounge seats. They were covered in cobwebs and were missing several parts to the seat. Typical trailer park shit. Nothing is easy being the Saggy Granny. If she had only made better choices! Marrying a sex predator was probably the most retarded thing she had done. Well, maybe getting remarried to him is the top fucked up thing. Then again, making letting her scummy uncle throw her a fuck is also top ranked.
Saggy plopped her snacks and trucker sized drink down by her lounge seat. She started walking towards the pool. There were move waves coming from her stomach and thighs than the ocean. A bastion of physical fitness! Our old lump walked towards the pull. Jumping in was out of the question. Shit does not float and she would sink to the bottom. Being a scummy trailer park, the idea of having a lifeguard was a source of endless amusement. Saggy slid into the pool like a turd going into a toilet. As she entered the water, she created a slick of disgusting bodily fluids. Not even the Exon Valdez left this much destruction!
Saggy stayed in the shallow end, matching her IQ. She let the water clean out all her cracks and creases. The trailer park maintenance man watched with registered disgust knowing she had wrecked the pool. Destroying toilets was her speciality but why not wreck a pool too! Rhanda-Lynn came in heavy and nearly caused a tsunami when her fat ass hit the water! It was getting late and school was letting out. They missed their window to get out of the pool before the kids rolled by howling with laughter. One of them yelled out, look they turned to the pool into a z00! Another heckler commented the z00 animals look so cute in captivity!
Humiliated, the two hippo models lowered their heads in familiar shame. Saggy took out her frustrating on the pack of Ding Dongs and sucking down a gallon of Mountain Dew. Saggy and Rhanda-Lynn huddled up to talk about their big Thanksgiving dinner. At the forefront of their discussion, was their ongoing lack of money. What kind of adult does not have enough money to buy a mother fucking turkey!? Two fucking retards! That is the answer!
Their discussion centered around who would be invited, what they planned to serve, entertainment, and seating. This won't exactly be an Algonquin round table of snappy repartee. More like two of Jane Goodalls chimps speaking to each other.
Will they have enough money for Thanksgiving?
What will be on their menu?
Who will get the invite?
Will the drooling vegetable be allowed this year?
Stay tuned cunts!
Saggy Granny Cat52!
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maybe post a pic that was not taking in 1983! A fraud!
Current pic looks like a roast beef sandwich hit with a grenade!
Is not welcome in the pages of SIO
Nor are the images of your sisters blown out cunt 👇
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Delete now while you still have a chance
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I have a question for you Zainn122 you filthy stinky Paki, you un-blacklisted my account, why 🤔
Much bigger than Bjuka!
Your doll 👆 is not as good as mine shit bag 👇
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So wad else ya got
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I got heaps of 💩 on U, should I send you a PM 🤷♂️
Sad cunt. Go drink yourself into the abyss.
I heard some members left a big mess there...
what is my number then? Lying rat
Regardless if he’s on a tight leash or whatever her justification is still fucking disgusting if happened 30 years ago or today. But then again this the person who openly brags about her uncle popping her cherry and fucking her father in law. And it’s everyone’s business because she told us.
And posted her DL like a fucking idiot!
Why don't you take an enema and get rid of all that hatred?
Sure people make mistakes but that was a preventable 1 from the git go .
If you've never had a relationship like this then you wouldn't know.
The Saggy Granny posted this:
By #610414 [Ignore] 12,Sep,24 10:32 other posts
What? Guilty by association? What WOODY did happened in 1984. It came out in 1989 and he paid for it from 1991 to 2001. Yet, he’s still not free. He paid much more than many murderers and will for the rest of his life and for what? Fondling a minor. No r@pe, no penetration, but, he deserved it all. I divorced WOODY in 1991. Yes, I did remary him in 2004. Love is fickle.
So what? Am I supposed to hide in shame? Stop fighting for what I believe?
Why don’t you grow a set an go after me for what I believe and stop bringing WOODY as an excuse for not having argument?
And this goes for Sir-Skittles and angelofdeath
Fuck you Saggy- you are your ex con are both pieces of shit. Don't you fucking lecture me or anyone here about that. Woody/Charlie is a lowlife rat.
Go pack up this slag profile and never return here.
I have no interest in member #610414 to be honest, but I sort of think those that live in glass houses should not throw stones 🤷♂️
Learn to fucking read cunt.
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Some here only hate the nazi's, not realizing the other is a equal threat or worse
Liberals are causing violence with their bs about Trump and hitler.
Here is a example of rhetoric in another situation doing harm.,
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Lies told by folks you trust can cause violence. you believe Trump caused jan 6. like it was scientific fact. Would you accept proof he didn't?
This can't hurt anything and should allow kids to see that there are consequences for doing stupid stuff like threaten a school. and for the record, if the parents can be shown to have done something that contributed, do the same for them.
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#610414 rhanda-lynn
The waiter asks Putin what he would like to order.
"I will have the chicken," says Putin.
The waiter replies, "And for your vegetable?"
"He will also have the chicken.
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I don’t give a fuck if people find it annoying. Get over it.
Yeah, looks like phart's life was too busy to have too many pictures in his gallery. Dang, now his gallery is down to just two dick pics and quite frankly, there's nothing unique about his gallery or his dick. Just sayin'.
I was mostly joking with the . As for being to busy, i don't come here to be a detective. it is supposed to be simple. so many simple minded democrats here, the site can't be to complicated .
a pic of the famous french fartist, le-petomane
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