WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE!?!

By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 19,Dec,25 06:07 other posts

I have a tip that makes any wanking to porn session a lot better.
It's not for right this second, because it requires you to buy something.

Buy an affordable beamer. I just bought one and had a weekend alone to 'play' with it.
Buy a decent size one, because the micro-beamers are usually not worth their money.

Any porn becomes much more exciting, when you project it to several times the size
of a TV, right in front of you. Even when over-consumption has made you bored with
the most extreme niches, projecting it life-sized makes a decent striptease hot again.

Now I'm collecting those old screensaver striptease clips with a black background, because it only projects the girl. The black areas are not projected, because they block all light. That makes the girls stand out nicely. (Don't watch them too long, because all that blocked light makes the beamer just as hot. I don't know how long it survives that punishment.)

You can of course also use the beamer for vacation photos to show to family.
Just be sure to not confuse the USB-sticks.

By doedeldi [Ignore] 19,Dec,25 05:09 other posts

i wank

By BMWwanker [Ignore] 19,Dec,25 04:14 other posts

Get naked and come to this site!

By Kcbace7182 [Ignore] 14,Dec,25 11:36 other posts

Put on my ball stretchers, insert my Lovense Hush2 in my ass and sync it to some porn. Makes for a great orgasm. And I get a sweet little treat at the end.

By jusskiin [Ignore] 13,Dec,25 21:12 other posts

Just lube up, put a cockring on and scroll through this site. Always some nice cocks to stroke too

By Lookatmine2 [Ignore] 12,Dec,25 04:12 other posts

I do this!

By Cody8789 [Ignore] 11,Dec,25 23:08 other posts

Masterbate

By leopoldij [Ignore] 10,Dec,25 23:01 other posts

I go to the neighbour and ask for help

By master72 [Ignore] 11,Dec,25 13:59 other posts

wish i had such a good neighbour.

By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Dec,25 20:24 other posts

She knows I enjoyed being jerked off, so she helps. No biggy!

By Mongo [Ignore] 11,Dec,25 08:57 other posts

Mongo sniff mamas collectsion

. Then mongo no horny no more.

By Luvbolly [Ignore] 10,Dec,25 03:49 other posts

Edge as long as I can

By #571440 13,Nov,18 05:30

finger my ass

By knewbi [Ignore] 12,Nov,18 13:39 other posts

Strip naked, lube up check in here, and also at chaturbate. Then I find someone that get me going, it could be a women, tranny or a guy and I spend 2 or 3 hours jacking off.

By #554098 02,Nov,18 23:48

Read through the discussion forum, and post, while watching crap porn, looking for relief? Maybe hope some one you sent a private message to responds, so you can avoid some linguistic debate about what 'Horny' is!! Talk about a boner-killer!! The site is called show your dick!!

By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Sep,17 16:51 other posts

What do I do when my horny (is?) alone?

The question is: what's my horny?

By #536760 22,Sep,17 22:08

What??

6 languages and you still dont make sense.

By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 02:17 other posts

My sentence makes perfect sense. It's HIS sentence that was inconsequential and made no sense. First, there was a verb missing. Second, he used horny as a noun. He said "your horny alone". So I asked "my horny what?"

By #204766 24,Sep,17 01:43

It did make sense

By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Sep,17 05:21 other posts

Then explain to me what my horny is.

By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 04:52 other posts ⤴

I must add that I don't understand Papuan. (Referring to your pm)

By #536760 23,Sep,17 06:32

do you really think this is an appropriate place for spelling korekly or making sense?

By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 11:03 other posts

Ask the Obersturmbannführer. Jawohl. Some people even insist in saying bad words, like "fuck" and "cunt" and "I'll shove my cock in her mouth and fuck it until I fill it up with my cumload". I'm trying to be as proper as I can and write proper English, straight from the president of the US speeches, and not say bad words.

By #23212 26,Oct,17 00:19⤴

Yes, I do think we native English speakers should spell our posts correctly--and very easily done. SYC/D has many members for whom English is a second (or third) language, and they have to then try and guess what 'your horny' means.

By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 09:53 other posts ⤴

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE neighbor takes her clothes off in front of the window?

By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 11:05 other posts

That's a sentence that makes sense. But do you think this is what he wanted to write (but a brick fell on his head while he was writing and left him ****?
--------------------------------------- added after 39 seconds

That was uncon.scious. It's a prohibited word, of course.

By routemaster [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 02:06 other posts

Watch porn and wank and/or take new photos for SYD

By niceonebighead [Ignore] 24,Oct,17 18:58 other posts

great idea

By #522126 24,Sep,17 07:03

I strip naked,go into a Yoga position where I can just about get my lips around my cock and suck myself off,swallowing a tastey mouthfull of spunk.

By #539358 24,Sep,17 04:37

I pull my foreskin back really tight, rub my exposed head with my forefinger and thumb whilst looking at pictures of men's cocks then eventually I ejaculate over my white Hanes briefs. Then I fall asleep happy!

By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 11:12 other posts

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR CAR SHARP?

This is an example of a sentence formed along the same principles.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN [Pronoun] [Noun] [Adjective]

Can you come up with some more phrases following these principles?

By #536760 23,Sep,17 23:06

Yes. how about. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

By cumaddik [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 00:39 other posts

I masturbate!

I just masturbate all the time!!!

By #423426 22,Sep,17 19:59

Post solo full frontal naked pics of myself on here with my face showing. VERY liberating and horny.

By veryshyguy [Ignore] 22,Sep,17 19:26 other posts

Oh come on, do you really have to ask?!?!

By #53643 04,Apr,10 23:42

I take a long cold shower, read the Bible and flagellate myself for having impure thoughts.

By #23212 05,Apr,10 00:25

I suppose that works too, Mr. Bob, but I prefer to hang from the ceiling, turn on the ceiling fan, and let it go 'whap', whap, whap, on me.

Now, that's just 'my horny', I don't know about "your horny".

By #28707 05,Apr,10 08:53

Tried that but it kept breaking off all the fan blades.

By #23212 05,Apr,10 21:40

Yes, I've been told by Termite Inspectors that they now not only have to look for 'earth-wood' contact, but evidence of 'woody-wood contact' as well.

By #525566 21,Sep,17 16:27⤴

By #53643 05,Apr,10 13:00⤴

Hmm, sounds 'kinky'....

By #23212 05,Apr,10 21:38

Only when the pull chain(s) gets wrapped around your balls.

By #340774 30,Dec,13 14:57

Think of someone sexy and jerk off

By #263624 30,Dec,13 14:07

Well right now I've just dropped my pants,pulled my shirt up and began working my dick.Yeah I'm horny!I've been reading these hot comments...now I'll cream my fingers.I'm also getting hornier thinking about making you guys cream my fingers....or face,chest,belly.Oh, just shoot all over me!!!!!

I have to cum now.Peace and Penis

By spermkiss [Ignore] 05,Apr,10 02:30 other posts