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Started by bella! [Ignore] 02,Apr,13 18:51  other posts
I encourage and welcome you to say what you want to say about whatever you want to, right here. Anything/Everything goed, say something.......

WARNING: You, your views and/or opinions may be attacked.

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By jayman73 [Ignore] 02,Feb,16 19:58 other posts 
So, I just tried this Samsung Pay. It's pretty cool. I tried it at Publix (Local Supermarket) and the cashier looked at me like I was from another planet. She asked if it was Apple Pay, and I said it was Samsung Pay. She insisted that they didn't take it. I pointed the phone at the credit card machine and it worked. She was like WTF? Who else has tried Samsung Pay?


By jayman73 [Ignore] 02,Feb,16 18:37 other posts 
So I am trying to decide on my new porn name. What does everyone think, Johnny Jizzler or Ron Dinkle?
By JustWill [Ignore] 02,Feb,16 18:54 other posts 
What about Johnny Dinkle or Dink Jizzler?
By jayman73 [Ignore] 02,Feb,16 19:06 other posts 
I like them! Awesome. They do have a charm to them
By bella! [Ignore] 02,Feb,16 19:25 other posts 
I vote for Dink Jizzler! Woo hoo!
By jayman73 [Ignore] 02,Feb,16 19:49 other posts 
Dink Jizzler it is! Thanks JustWill and Bella. Now, if there's a porn producer looking for a "6-4", 265 pound, white guy with a 6 inch dick, I'm currently available. You never know.


By bella! [Ignore] 31,Jan,16 23:50 other posts 
For real?

In northern California, coyotes have been terrorizing motorists driving along the highway. It is thought that the aggressiveness of the coyotes can be attributed to them eating hallucinogenic mushrooms. Go figure! Makes you just shake your head from side to side and say hmmmmmm.......
By leopoldij [Ignore] 01,Feb,16 07:19 other posts 
I saw a Coyote last month in Northern California. He/she was actually scared and ran away. I don't know if there are hallucinogenic mushrooms in California. If there are they're probably the kind that would be poisonous to humans. Maybe not to coyotes. But, perhaps, aggressiveness is due to lack of sex. A ranger from Point Reyes national park told me that there are fewer female coyotes than male ones. Bear in mind that coyotes usually mate for life. So if their female is gone they may not be able to have sex. Whence the aggressiveness. Perhaps.


By bella! [Ignore] 31,Jan,16 22:58 other posts 
I just finished watching Grease: Live. Of course, the original was better but I still found myself tapping my feet while sitting in the chair and singing along to this;

"You're The One That I Want"

I got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!

You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true
Nothing left
Nothing left for me to do

You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed

If you're filled
With affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate in my direction
Feel your way

I better shape up
'Cause you need a man
I need a man
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up
If I'm gonna prove
You better prove
That my faith is justified
Are you sure?
Yes I'm sure down deep inside

[3x]
You're the one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, honey
The one that I want
Oo-oo-oo, the one I need
Oh, yes, indeed
By #491615 31,Jan,16 23:37
I had a Mad Crush on Olivia Newton John when Crease the Movie came out.
By bella! [Ignore] 31,Jan,16 23:39 other posts 
I'm sure you weren't alone.


By jayman73 [Ignore] 31,Jan,16 22:34 other posts 
Check these pics out.

only registered users can see external links


By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 08:28 other posts 
It has been a long time since I sent a negative gift to a member but today was the perfect! These were posts made in Big9's Super Bowl thread.


By JohnS at 26,Jan,16 05:46 other posts 

What about we non US members, is there a way we can enter the contest on a fair and equitable basis.?? 
I would personally like to see the money donated anonymously to a charity.

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By bella! at 26,Jan,16 21:10 other posts  ⤴

?????? 


Here's my suggestion for all interested non U.S. members that might like to get involved, JUST MAKE A GUESS! Big9 has provided you with the names of the teams playing so just pick some numbers. You have heard of lotteries, no? You tell the clerk/agent numbers you want to play then cross your fingers. 

This is the second time that you've expressed to Big9 that you would like to see money anonymously donated to a charitable organization. I have a suggestion for you, you hold a contest OR forgo your premium paid membership for a period of 1 month and donate $ 15.00 to the charity of your choice.

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By JohnS at 27,Jan,16 06:24 other posts  ⤴

Dearest Bella. You just cannot help yourself, no matter what I say or write you find it necessary to have your pointless say. 

Anyway you are now banned along with the other twits so you are now out of sight and out of mind. 
Did you send greetings to your friend Deviant for his 44th birthday today.? 
Finally these stupid contests can go to hell.

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JohnS, you are a SAD and MISERABLE OLD man, so sad that you find it necessary to advertise your own birthday in order to receive some type of attention. As for Deviant, no, I did not send him birthday greetings but I do hope he enjoys his special day!

My guess is that you enjoy talking to yourself because you have no one else to talk to. You live alone and you will die alone.......
By big9inch21 [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 10:52 other posts 
Thank you bella! for adding that suggestion to the non US members for how to play the game, we felt bad making a contest about just an American sports game and appreciate that. Please, all members feel free to enter, even if you just guess as bella! suggested.

P.S Thanks bella! for posting that here instead of shitting up the Super Bowl thread with John's pointless post there.
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 11:37 other posts 
No worries and thank you for your kind words!

It's sad that JohnS chooses to turn EVERYTHING into a personal attack that is directed at him. I am a U.S. citizen and I honestly could not tell you who the two teams were because I do not follow football. Entering your contest was a leap for me from playing the office squares.

And as for his plea for money to be anonymously donated, what's the saying, 'charity begins at home'. My sentiment remains the same, JohnS, if you feel so strongly about making a charitable donation, do it yourself.

As for being blacklisted by the old fart, thank you JohnS! And to the few members who reached out to me to see how I'm doing, how I took this personal blow. I'm doing as well as expected, I laughed so hard I cried and almost, yes, almost pissed myself!
By big9inch21 [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 11:12 other posts 
To JohnS, how do you know what we give to charities? If you must know? Being the astute fact finding gentleman you are. We give to many charities including the Humane Society, Disabled Veterans of America, St. Jude's, Wounded Warrior project, Red Cross amongst others and volunteer at many local programs and fundraisers for your information. What do you give back to society to help your fellow man may I ask?
If you must also know, I looked back over the last 12 months and have gifted over 60 memberships to the membership over the last year at a cost of 1500 points a piece, that cost us over $700 US dollars. We spend money here to help others and to support the site we have grown to love over the years, and to make it a more fun place for us all. How do support the site with your money? Or all the points you've been hoarding for years?
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 11:39 other posts 
Amen!
By #460385 27,Jan,16 21:23
Awesome to hear you donate to the Disabled Veterans of America and the Wounded Warrior project. That's great you two. We did alot for Operation Care Package. They sent packages to deployed troops in combat in Afghanistan. Simple items like beef jerky, sunblock, baby wipes, board games, model car kits, toothbrushes, sunglasses, even hot sauce packets from Taco Bell. The little things we have everyday and they do without. Sometimes we forget we still have troops over there. But just wanted to say thanks.
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 21:57 other posts 
I'm not familiar with Operation Care Package but it sounds very interesting. How did you become aware of this program?

Out of curiosity, aren't the troops given essential items such as a toothbrush? I would think that sunglasses and good quality of sunglasses, at that, would be a standard issued item. countryboy, you are a former Marine, what are things that you did without if not for care packages?
By #460385 28,Jan,16 09:16
There are many organizations that send care packages to our deployed troops as well as their families, veterans, and wounded soldiers. Some will even send female specified items to our female soldiers. AnySoldier, OperationCarePackage, and OperationGratitude are just a few. Actually OperationCarePackage is now trying to get football themed goods such as paper plates, napkins, cups, chips and salsa, sausage, and crackers so they can have them for the SuperBowl.
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Troops are given a basic set of equipment for combat. The quality of the personal items are never good. It's like being in the hospital and they hand you a 5 cent toothbrush and comb. And in some cases there is a short supply of the basic stuff. Before you are sent into combat your basic gear may not be sufficient. You Commanding Officer may specify certain items needed. Such as body armour, a hydration system, or goggles. At that point you need to go to the "post exchange" to purchase these items. There is actually a program in place now that is getting soilders reimbursed for these purchases.
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Some of the items I enjoyed were simple shit. Beef jerky and Skittles were the bomb. Out in the field baby wipes were the best. Any chance to clean your face and clean your private parts was awesome. And stupid little packets of Tabasco sauce, mustard, and ketchup helped with the shit food we ate. When back at base board games helped pass the time at night.
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Thanks for asking


By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 09:41 other posts 
Here's several brain teasers, this is low budget, no prizes;


1) What goes up and never comes down?

2) Larry's father has 5 sons, their names are Ten, Twenty, Thirty and Forty. What's the other son's name?

3) What has a head and a tail but no body?

4) If you toss a blue stone in the Red Sea, what do you have?
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 13:15 other posts 
1). Your age
2). Larry
3). A coin
4). A wet stone

Q: How far can a dog run into the woods?
By Ray10754 [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 13:35 other posts 
Half way, then he starts coming back out>
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 13:43 other posts 
You got it, Ray!
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 16:45 other posts 
@ JustWill, these were teasers posed by Ellen on her program yesterday. Did you watch her, too?
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 17:28 other posts 
Nope. The local station which carries Ellen moved her show to later in the afternoon. It airs while I am at work.
By Ravioli_Max [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 15:07 other posts 
What weighs more...a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
By #460385 26,Jan,16 15:47
A pound is a pound
By JeffinKS [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 15:52 other posts 
um... they Both WEIGH A POUND....
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 17:45 other posts 
However, gold is measured in the TROY system (1 Troy ounce = 31.1 grams) whereas feathers are measured in the avoirdupois (normal) system (1 ounce = 28.34 grams)
Although 16 avoirdupois ounces = 1 pound, there are only 12 Troy ounces in a Troy pound.
So, by the numbers, the pound of feathers is actually heavier by approximately 80.35 grams.
By milesbferry [Ignore] 27,Jan,16 18:38 other posts 
Positively didactic. You are worth your weight in gold!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 19:05 other posts 
I like fucking black pussy. /a3xuqkyngpkmpic.html


By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jan,16 11:53 other posts 
Blonde, brunette, redhead, does it really matter?
By #460385 25,Jan,16 13:03
Nope. I've never really had a "type" that I like better than another. I can find beauty in any girl regardless of her hair color.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jan,16 16:59 other posts 
I forgot to include grey and bald, my bad!

With regard to men, completely bald can be so darn sexy!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 25,Jan,16 15:27 other posts 
of course not.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jan,16 16:59 other posts 
By JustWill [Ignore] 25,Jan,16 17:17 other posts 
I must confess that, while my first love was a green-eyed blonde, I have had a life-long weakness for dark haired guys with blue eyes.
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Jan,16 17:43 other posts 
Yes! Dark haired guys with blue eyes, green eyes are gorgeous, too!
By #487013 25,Jan,16 18:02
You forgot Hot Pink.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 06:50 other posts 
Hot pink for hair? Maybe if I was younger!

I find myself more of a traditionalist when it comes to hair color, especially for women. You know, the bleached blonde, the chemically enhanced and awesome brunette, beautiful and bodacious bottled redheads and lest we forget, the brave women that go grey! Some really do have beautiful, almost the color of platinum, grey hair. Me, I'm really not certain what's under my chemically enhanced hair color........
By #487013 26,Jan,16 18:39
I change mine all the time. It's currently black on bottom layer and hot pink and **** red on top.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 18:53 other posts 
Sounds interesting! I would love it if you had someone take a picture of the back of your head and you post it!


By #460385 26,Jan,16 11:34
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 13:20 other posts 
Sorry. I didn't see your answers to bella's riddles until after I had posted.
By bella! [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 16:38 other posts 
@ countryboy, where's your initial response? YOU were right!
By #460385 26,Jan,16 17:39
I replied under a new comment. By the time I realized that I didnt answer with a reply to you. I tried to undo it. By then Uni had already answered. My bad.


By #460385 26,Jan,16 11:36
A cowboy rides into town on a Tuesday. He stays for 4 nights and he leaves on Tuesday. How did he do it?
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 13:09 other posts 
What is the name of his horse?
By #460385 26,Jan,16 13:15
You are correct sir. His horse was named Tuesday.
By JustWill [Ignore] 26,Jan,16 13:17 other posts 


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