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An 85 year old widow goes on a blind date with a 90 year old widower. When she returns to her daughter's home later that night, she seemed upset.
"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.
"I had to slap his face 3 times!" replied the mother.
"You mean he got fresh?" asked the daughter.
"NO!" said the mother "I thought he was dead!"
At 6 o`clock she takes two.
At 7 o`clock she takes two more. But nothing seems to happen
At 8 o`clock she scoffs two more, and he grabs a big handful and swallows them down with a slug of beer.
At 9 o`clock she starts to get all sweaty and hot and says, Dear, I suddenly need a huge cock pounding inside me NOW
And he says (looking all sweaty and hot) Yeah,I suddenly need a huge cock pounding inside me NOW as well!
Hey, do you live close to Churchill?
YES, agreed, it is WAY easier to warm up than to cool off!
I will take the heat over the cold any day of the week....
A new rooster on the farm wants to show who`s boss and challenges the biggest animal around (Fred the bull) to a race at dawn.
Sun's up, off they go! The farmer happens to be looking out the window and sees, turns to his wife and says: My Dear, IŽve just seen the new rooster having a race with Fred.
She answers: That is a Cock and Bull story.....
Screw that! Where is my snow removal service?
Regarding ban and blacklist, they are one and the same. The 11 members that blacklisted me only means that I cannot send them private messages, comment on their pictures or blogs, etc. It's really no loss for me because I really don't know them or do I care to know them!
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Now that is some RANDOM BULLSHIT!
Don't try to over think anything king, you might hurt yourself!
The crazy thing is, the post made by Valbert was valid and directed at the shape shifters, cowards and spineless weasels that creep amongst us. It would appear that the burger king objected to the post, whined to admin and POOF!!!! the post was deleted along with Valbert.
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