I haven't been nude all day, I went out to see a friend whose birthday it is and then we met a lady friend in the pub for lunch. But as soon as I got home, I removed my clothes and will stay nude now until I have to go out again tomorrow
I have nothing interesting to say. Just wish people were nice to one another. But we seem to be stuck at a primitive stage of evolution. Give it another 200 thousand years and we may be better. If not extinct.
C'mon people now, smile on your BR0THER
Ev'rybody get together try to love one another right now
Right now, right now
C'mon people now, smile on your BR0THER
Ev'rybody get together try to love one another right now
Right now, right now
I think what the majestical rainbow shitting holier than god Unicorn is trying to say. Is that he is not in NC but if he was he would help you find your dick.
I am not holier than gawd. Though we are both mythical creatures, I would never dream of stepping on his toes.
Also, I have no desire whatsoever to help that guy find his dick. It's his dick--he should show more responsibility when it comes to keeping track of it.
Finally, I am NEVER "trying to say" anything. I always say EXACTLY what I mean; no more, no less.
Well from what I've seen. It's usually alot less than more coming out of your mouth. And a whole lot of you only knowing exactly what you mean. While the rest of us are visualizing a donkey with a dildo glued to its forehead sliding down rainbows shitting Pixie dust out it's ass cause the only thing coming out of the dildo wearing donkeys mouth is horse shit.
Okay.
First: I can not be held responsible for what others can or can not understand. Just like that other guy is responsible for finding his own dick, you are all responsible for your "fancy book-learnin'".
Second: That's not at all how donkey anatomy works. They shit out of their asses just like everybody else does. (Why, by the way, would a donkey shit horse shit?)
Third: It's pretty cool that you were given the power to speak for "the rest of us"!
WTF did you just say. What's there to understand. That a Unicorn is something usually seen after some dumbass has injected bath salts and attends Ultra Fest with the rest of the face eating zombies. The shit term was that a lonely jackass (donkey) wants to grow up to be a real horse. Kinda like a rainbow shitting unicorn thinks he's majestical like God. And your right I should have never spoke for others. I'm sure I'm the only one visualizing a dildoed donkey sliding down a Care Bear rainbow shitting Tinker Bell dust out its ass.
I THINK he is trying to say that he likes and respects me, but doesn't quite know how to express it.
(He's also just mad because I called STAR WARS a shitty movie.)
Unicorn..... "Although we are both mythical creatures" Sounds like a comparison to me. Remember you made it clear "you know exactly what you say" --------------------------------------- added after 9 minutes
Damn 2pak way to jump in with the piss poor redneck humiliation of Nascar. I'm assuming you must be a New Yorker. Cause anyone who actually remembers the driver who couldn't win a race who turned to building bobsleds. Must have been a fan of Jethro.
Okay.
That was not a "comparison", that was a "categorization".
For example, I could say that both you and a monkey were mammals, but that doesn't mean that I am saying you are better than a monkey.
Haha. City boy giving the rendeck history lessons on the Beverly Hillbillies. I appreciate the help. I'm still thinking you might be a closet countryboy. You didn't watch HeeHaw to did you --------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes
Nah. Don't think Donkeys with horns and countryboys have to much in common
You didn't SEEM to know who Jethro Bodine was, so I thought I'd help.
For what it's worth, I've never lived in the city. I was born and raised in farm country. Just because a guy grew up in the country, that doesn't mean he has to be an illiterate boob.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.
The Beverly Hillbillies!
Sung at the end of the show:.
Well now its time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Not bad biggy. You must be from the south side of Germany. I've heard that when they play movies in north Germany that has German actors in them from the south. They have to put subtitles up so the north Germans can undestand. So I guess us hillbillies are everywhere. I've got some Rebel flags that I emptied out from Wal-Mart. Should I send you one. Be a proud German country boy biggy.
In HERALDRY: "(of an animal) represented standing on one hind foot with its forefeet in the air (typically in profile, facing the dexter (left) side, with right hind foot and tail raised, unless otherwise specified)."
Heraldry? Well, Sir Prance-a-lot, your avatar may facing the dexter but I think I've seen that act at the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus. That Unicorn looks like it's prancing to me!
I bow to your intelligence and command of the English language. But I will say that in my book, I needed to deduct some points at the time that were threatened that a heard of emus were going to kick down your dunny door. You had no idea what was said. That was said in English, wasn't it?
As Uni bends over ass up. His unicorn takes that bad ass 2 legged stance as he gets ready to shove his majestical horn right up Uni's ass. That's when the explosion of rainbows and pixie dust occurs.
Ev'rybody get together try to love one another right now
Right now, right now
C'mon people now, smile on your BR0THER
Ev'rybody get together try to love one another right now
Right now, right now
Also, I have no desire whatsoever to help that guy find his dick. It's his dick--he should show more responsibility when it comes to keeping track of it.
Finally, I am NEVER "trying to say" anything. I always say EXACTLY what I mean; no more, no less.
First: I can not be held responsible for what others can or can not understand. Just like that other guy is responsible for finding his own dick, you are all responsible for your "fancy book-learnin'".
Second: That's not at all how donkey anatomy works. They shit out of their asses just like everybody else does. (Why, by the way, would a donkey shit horse shit?)
Third: It's pretty cool that you were given the power to speak for "the rest of us"!
(I have never compared myself to gawd. YOU keep doing that, not me.)
Prancing? Never.
(He's also just mad because I called STAR WARS a shitty movie.)
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Damn 2pak way to jump in with the piss poor redneck humiliation of Nascar. I'm assuming you must be a New Yorker. Cause anyone who actually remembers the driver who couldn't win a race who turned to building bobsleds. Must have been a fan of Jethro.
That was not a "comparison", that was a "categorization".
For example, I could say that both you and a monkey were mammals, but that doesn't mean that I am saying you are better than a monkey.
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And it's sweet that you two send gifts to each other.
That is an old TV show.
About hillbillies who live in Beverly Hills.
That's a place in California.
Just trying to help...
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Nah. Don't think Donkeys with horns and countryboys have to much in common
For what it's worth, I've never lived in the city. I was born and raised in farm country. Just because a guy grew up in the country, that doesn't mean he has to be an illiterate boob.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars.
The Beverly Hillbillies!
Sung at the end of the show:.
Well now its time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
In HERALDRY: "(of an animal) represented standing on one hind foot with its forefeet in the air (typically in profile, facing the dexter (left) side, with right hind foot and tail raised, unless otherwise specified)."
My avatar is Bad-Ass!
I bow to your intelligence and command of the English language. But I will say that in my book, I needed to deduct some points at the time that were threatened that a heard of emus were going to kick down your dunny door. You had no idea what was said. That was said in English, wasn't it?
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