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Great Films/ One Liners.

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Started by Sickboy [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 17:28  other posts
If you love films and the one liners stick in your head, go on share them here...... "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."......


Ps and yes I got my inspiration from...Bella, Great songs/Great lyrics .....so what!! .....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!

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By routemaster [Ignore] 28,Nov,23 21:26 other posts 
"Fasten your seatbelts, its gonna be a bumpy night." Bette Davis in "All About Eve" (1950).
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"Look at me, ma, top of the world". James Cagney's last line in "White Heat" (1947).
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"His name was Cody Jarrett, he used to be a big shot." Gladys George, last line in "The Roaring Twenties" (1939) as James Cagney's character dies.


By routemaster [Ignore] 18,Jul,18 18:25 other posts 
"If there's one thing worse than a woman living alone, its a woman who says she likes it."
Thelma Ritter to Doris Day in "Pillow Talk" (1959)---------------------------------------

"Play it, Sam, play "As Time Goes By"
Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" (1941). (Nobody in the film ever says "Play it again, Sam".)

"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart's last line to Paul Henried in "Casablanca" (1941)

"Oh Jerry, let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis's last line to Paul Henried in "Now, Voyager" (1942)
By CAT-2 [Ignore] 20,Jun,23 21:02 other posts 
Casablanca, my all time favorite.


By routemaster [Ignore] 18,Jul,18 10:45 other posts 
"This is the stuff that dreams are made of."
Humphrey Bogart's last line in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)

"No, it was beauty killed the b e a s t."
The last line of "King Kong" (1933)

"We got time off - for good behaviour."
Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" (1959) when questioned by the female bandleader about the amount of time he and Jack Lemmon (also in drag) claimed to have spent at "The Ladies' Conservatoire for Good Music".

"Hm, fresh!"
Jack Lemmon, also in "Some Like It Hot" as the two "ladies" were boarding the train and the guy checking their names gave him/her a helping hand - by patting Jack on the bum.

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By CAT-2 [Ignore] 20,Jun,23 21:01 other posts 
The Maltese Falcon, one of my favorites.


By t-rex [Ignore] 20,Jun,23 20:28 other posts 
Sometimes nothin can be a real cool hand,,,,, movie Cool hand Luke


By wycowboy [Ignore] 20,Jun,23 16:52 other posts 
Fill your hand you son of a bitch!


By #551482 12,Feb,20 14:57
I´ll return when I come back! (Charlie Chaplin)
By biggg [Ignore] 19,Jun,23 16:29 other posts 
Oh! This was little old me! And I´m back too :-)


By routemaster [Ignore] 18,Jun,23 18:59 other posts 
"Oh well, never mind, it'll soon melt."

Clifton Webb in "Sitting Pretty" (194 where he asks Maureen O'Hara "did you build that snowman?" and she replies "yes".



By biggg [Ignore] 30,Aug,22 12:57 other posts 
I was elected to lead....not to read (the Simpsons)


By SLUT! [Ignore] 30,Aug,22 12:56 other posts 
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord ?


By spermkiss [Ignore] 28,Jun,21 14:19 other posts 
Is that a gun or are you happy to see me?
By tb1 [Ignore] 30,Aug,22 09:41 other posts 
😁😁


By Sickboy [Ignore] 27,Jun,21 19:15 other posts 
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
By #275407 28,Jun,21 14:01
Goodfellas
By Sickboy [Ignore] 29,Jun,21 15:20 other posts 


By spermkiss [Ignore] 28,Jun,21 14:18 other posts 
I don't know nothin' about birthing babies.


By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 28,Jun,21 08:15 other posts 
The movie I've watched the most is 'Equilibrium', Starring Christian Bale.
Gun Kata is just very entertaining.
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By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 27,Jun,21 19:36 other posts 
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

Guess the movie - hint: Arnold Schwarzenegger
By Sickboy [Ignore] 27,Jun,21 19:45 other posts 
Kindergarten Cop!
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 27,Jun,21 20:47 other posts 
Correct


By #485312 15,Feb,20 01:38
'THATS NOT A KNIFE'


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 14,Feb,20 10:30 other posts 
Benny, screw you!

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you save enough room for my fist, 'cos I'm going to shove it down your throat, and rip out your goddamn spine.

This, is my boomstick!

Monty, you terrible cunt.


By #518526 14,Feb,20 07:59
Do it, do it......DO IT!

The new Starsky and Hutch.

Only 2 things come from Texas son, steers and quers, which one are you?

Full Metal Jacket.


By CAT-2 [Ignore] 13,Feb,20 10:46 other posts 
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart (Bogie) in "To Have And Have Not"

“You know, you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”


By new2day [Ignore] 13,Feb,20 09:43 other posts 
Not a movie, Band of Brothers

2nd Lt. George Rice:
Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.

Richard Winters:
We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.


By #502711 18,Jul,17 02:50
"GET TO DA CHOPPA!"
By #485312 12,Feb,20 20:02
Its not a Tumor
If it Bleeds, We can Kill IT
I'm not Shitting on YOU
Fuck You, Asshole
Screw You
Do IT. Do IT Now
Chill Out Dick Wad.
Hasta la vista, Baby
I'll be Back!!
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sounds like an Arnie Script *lix*
By #610494 13,Feb,20 09:27
Stick around
Let off some steam Bennett
Crom!
Yakitty-yak don't talk back!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?


By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jul,17 17:35 other posts 
It's not a great film nor is it a one liner BUT back in the day, it was a funny show.

"I'm going to get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"

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By overeight [Ignore] 11,Feb,20 22:41 other posts 
I bet thats Blazing Saddles
By #608173 12,Feb,20 07:13
This one also is not from a film . But equally a funny one liner . It's from Tommy Cooper .

I knocked at my friends door and said, 'Hello. Is Charlie in?’ . His wife replied, 'Charlie died last night.’ I said, 'He didn’t mention anything about a tin of paint, did he?’
By #551482 12,Feb,20 14:54
Tommy Cooper, the Master of Comedy Fred comes back from sea...


By Tinkertrain517 [Ignore] 12,Feb,20 08:16 other posts 
from "They Live" I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, …. and I'm all out of bubble gum.
By #551482 12,Feb,20 14:52
thought this was Duke Nukem..


By overeight [Ignore] 11,Feb,20 22:36 other posts 
I am Ania Montoia,you killed my father,prepare to die!!!repeat 50 times.
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The princess bride


By Sickboy [Ignore] 11,Feb,20 17:58 other posts 
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

Arthur Fleck : Knock knock.

Murray Franklin : Who's there?

Arthur Fleck : It's the police, ma'am! Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead!


By Louis [Ignore] 19,Jul,18 08:47 other posts 
Fill your hand you son of a bitch!


By #550094 14,Jul,18 18:20
"One of these days, Alice... BANG! ZOOM!"

Jackie Gleason (aka "Ralph Kranden") in "The Honeymooners".
By #485312 18,Jul,18 05:58
right in the kisser *lix*
By #550094 18,Jul,18 13:43
The "kisser" was his favorite target.

Inquiring minds want to know, Which kisser?
By #562152 18,Jul,18 09:33

RALPH CRAMDEN!!!!!
By #550094 18,Jul,18 13:44
Yes, Ralph Cramden!

Ralphy boi always loved to cram Alice in the den.


By #550094 18,Jul,18 13:41
The scene in "Reservior Dogs" the gangster guys were
discussing about sex with a duck, the one guy says
"don't let it look back at you"... Hilarious!!!


By #562152 18,Jul,18 09:35
"of all the gin joints, in all the cities of the world, she walks into mine"
Bogart in Casablanca


By #550094 14,Jul,18 18:16
"I'll be back"...

Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) made it official
before the T1000 (Arnold Schwarzeneger) made it "cool".


By #551482 14,Jul,18 17:59
That there is Cundalini....and Cundalini wants his hand back


By Sickboy [Ignore] 13,Jul,18 16:25 other posts 
You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!
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Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!


By Leo037 [Ignore] 30,Jul,17 06:50 other posts 
He's so far back in the closet, he's in fucking Narnia.


By #487013 18,Jul,17 00:36
Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.


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