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Great Films/ One Liners.

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Started by Sickboy [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 17:28  other posts
If you love films and the one liners stick in your head, go on share them here...... "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."......


Ps and yes I got my inspiration from...Bella, Great songs/Great lyrics .....so what!! .....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!

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By #201583 28,Jan,14 18:04
The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.


By #201583 28,Jan,14 15:46
Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit, 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. 
By #368717 28,Jan,14 16:38
I don't know the line but it sure is intimidating.
By #201583 28,Jan,14 16:40
House of a 1000 corpses


By #201583 28,Jan,14 14:13
Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here.


By #428387 25,Jan,14 07:45
Here's Johnny !!! .The shinning

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By #415959 27,Jan,14 18:09
One of the best, Jeff...

By #303133 28,Jan,14 11:46
I disagree.
THE SHINING is a horrific bastardization of one of Mr. King's best novels.
By #415959 28,Jan,14 12:31
I agree, no where near as good as the novel. Seldom book movies are. I just finished reading King's sequel to The Shining, Doctor S*leep. I loved it.
By routemaster [Ignore] 28,Jan,14 14:09 other posts 
Lots of films of books don't come up to scratch. The worst example I know is the 1939 version of Emily Bronte's dark brooding and wonderful classic "Wuthering Heights". Revered because of Olivier's presence, an over-rated actor if ever there was, it nevertheless ignores a whole generation of Earnshaws while putting in scenes you just will not find in the novel, e.g. Cathy dying in Heathcliff's arms with no mention of her being pregnant when in fact she dies giving birth to the second Cathy and Heathcliff is actually absent from the story at that point. Emily Bronte must turn in her grave every time it gets shown. Indeed, there has never been a decent version but this one is the worst despite the four star rating critics give it who, I suspect, have never read the book.


By #201583 28,Jan,14 13:42
Fe fi fo fum, what bean stalk you fall from?


By Leo037 [Ignore] 28,Jan,14 09:08 other posts 
I always laugh at a line from Gimme Gimme Gimme when Tom says to someone who don't think they are gay "Your so far back in the cupboard, you're in fucking Narnia.


By routemaster [Ignore] 28,Jan,14 06:59 other posts 
"Wasn't I lucky to be born in my favourite city!"

7-years old Margaret O'Brien as Judy Garland's youngest **** in "Meet Me In St. Louis" (1944) which reaches its milestone 70th anniversary since its release - incredible
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For crying out loud, this daft censorship crap is REALLY pissing me off. What on EARTH is wrong with a perfectly acceptable word like that, for fuck sake????


By _avg_ [Ignore] 22,Jan,14 22:07 other posts 
"I can smell your cunt."

/obligatory
By #358797 23,Jan,14 00:53
That line is so damn creepy.
By Dalecash [Ignore] 24,Jan,14 18:14 other posts 
Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you?
By #291618 27,Jan,14 18:40
nice one


By Sickboy [Ignore] 27,Jan,14 17:57 other posts 
"Rocka bye Baby"


By #201583 25,Jan,14 01:17
Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin.
Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Lord Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip Asshole.
Lord Dark Helmet: How many Asshole's we got on this ship, anyhow? [All Asshole's stand up and shout 'YO!']
Lord Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Asshole's.

Keep firing, assholes!
By Sickboy [Ignore] 27,Jan,14 15:58 other posts 
Spaceballs??


By #201583 25,Jan,14 01:39
Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.
By Sickboy [Ignore] 27,Jan,14 15:56 other posts 
Bloody great film


By #201583 25,Jan,14 12:26
Sergeant Savage: Good morning Sergeant Major!

SergeantMajor: What are you now...a fucking weatherman?
By Sickboy [Ignore] 27,Jan,14 15:55 other posts 
We were soldiers??


By routemaster [Ignore] 26,Jan,14 00:12 other posts 
"I like the way you swing a guitar."


Judy Tyler to Elvis Presley in "Jailhouse Rock" (1957)


"That ain't tactics, honey, its just the **** in me."


Elvis Presley to Judy Tyler in "Jailhouse Rock" (1957)


p.s. sadly, about a week or so after filming finished, Judy was tragically killed in a car crash aged just 23. Elvis was so upset he could never bring himself to watch the film which wasn't released until about four months after Judy's death. Very sad, she was nice.


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p.p.s. if that word was OK to be spoken out loud by one of the world's biggest ever stars in a film almost 60 YEARS ago, why do our daft censorship laws say we can't write it now? Utter madness.


By #201583 25,Jan,14 12:52
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!


By #437064 24,Jan,14 22:30
I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
By sweetslit [Ignore] 25,Jan,14 07:55 other posts 
Falling Down ?


By Sickboy [Ignore] 24,Jan,14 17:02 other posts 
Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob] Jay: , none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
By #201583 25,Jan,14 01:03
Call me Darth Balls. Bonggggg


By #201583 24,Jan,14 20:09
The price is wrong, bitch!


By #359325 24,Jan,14 18:19
Midnight Cowboy: When Dustin Hoffman slams the palm of his hand ion the hood of the car sayin, "I'm walkin' here, I'm walkin' here!"


By #170523 24,Jan,14 15:45
Then we will fight in the shade!!
By Sickboy [Ignore] 24,Jan,14 17:01 other posts 
300!


By #201583 23,Jan,14 01:16
Dashiki: "My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for doggy style."


DON'T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING JIN AND JUICE


By #201583 23,Jan,14 00:58
PITCH BLACK
Richard B. Riddick
"Got it all wrong holy man, I absolutely believe in God......... And I absolutely h-a-t-e the fucker."


By gradurgaur [Ignore] 22,Jan,14 05:05 other posts 
GET away from her you bitch

Allens
awesome...oneliner...


By CreativeOne [Ignore] 22,Jan,14 02:09 other posts 
Clerks : Randal says to Dante "This job would be great ... if it weren't for the F***'n Customers" !

How many jobs have we all ever been in that we can honestly say that ?


By #358797 22,Jan,14 00:16
"I want to play the field... of dicks."


By Sickboy [Ignore] 21,Jan,14 16:04 other posts 
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"


By #415959 20,Jan,14 19:52
What a GREAT topic. I have a million favorites, but here are a few...

Most EPIC: “FREEDOM”!
~ Braveheart

Most Cheesy: “Go ahead, make my day”.
~ Dirty Harry

Most Ridiculously Awesome: “Yippe Ca-Yey Mother Fucker”!
~ Die Hard

Most Unsettling: “What’s in the box”?
~ Se7en

Most Committed: “I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years”.
~ Pulp Fiction
By Sickboy [Ignore] 21,Jan,14 15:52 other posts 


By #23212 21,Jan,14 01:14
"This ain't no dead nigga storage garage!" --Pulp Fiction


By spermkiss [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 18:41 other posts 
"But ya are, Blanche, ya are!"


By bella! [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 18:14 other posts 
The Wizard of Oz......Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
By Sickboy [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 18:22 other posts 
So true


By bella! [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 18:11 other posts 
Star Wars..........May the F0RCE be with you.
By Sickboy [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 18:21 other posts 


By #170523 20,Jan,14 17:52
You take the red pill and stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
By Sickboy [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 17:54 other posts 
Matrix ...


By #345171 20,Jan,14 17:40
Also, someone on this site just has to come out with "say hello to my little friend"
By Sickboy [Ignore] 20,Jan,14 17:49 other posts 
I was gonna use this in the title!!


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