'It is my duty to please that booty'

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

'I'll be back'

Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?

Here hare here.

"I don't deserve this...to die like this. I was building a house."

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.

Is it safe?

Ah, I shoulda known you was at this Party, and ya know, with all that Jheri Curl juice you got in your hair, you better not Ever do a crime! The police won't have any problem finding you! "Follow the drip, follow the drip!................................................


Girl, you're so soft, like my hush-puppies. You're so warm and fluffy, like a butter-milk biscuit. You make me want to squeeze tighter and tighter. Nah, I'm not gonna lie. You make a nigga wanna sing. Always and fo-evah! Each moment wit you. Is just like a dream to me, AND you, that somehow came true. Ooo...
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Seriously no got this?? ...wow! 1up for me!!

"Did you guys see the Size of that chicken?"

I haven't heard of any such likelihood.
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Bullit

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

"Ah, I see you are a right block off the old chip."
Carmen Miranda in the 1943 film "The Gang's All Here."

* * * *

"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!"

I am sick of your foul language, your crude behavior and your sluttish manner.
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Ok. Here's the lead in line: 'All you boys out. Girls stay where you are.'...Maybe I cheated with such a small quote from a terrific movie...
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Film's story took place in London...with a very famous American actor.

"Death by stereo"

I'll kill you all! Ha Ha! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER WERE AFRAID OF!

"The Sheriff's a N-[BONG]!!"
"What'd he say?" "He said the Sherrif's near!"
"No dad-blammit, dag-gummit, I said, the 'Sheriff's a N-[BONG]!'"

Your name is Buck, right? And you like to fuck....right?????

Fruitellas a Badman Sweet Ya Get Me!!

"You don't put out, he don't get out."

"GTA muthafucker!"

"Get to the chopper!!!" "put the cookie down!"


Q: what is best in life?
A: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"

Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil...
.............................................................................................................................. Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.



Both from the same film!