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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE!?!

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Started by #12783 [Ignore] 14,Dec,09 14:53
I am so ridiculously horny right now and am just wondering what the different things people do when they feel this horny
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By #571440 13,Nov,18 05:30
finger my ass


By knewbi [Ignore] 12,Nov,18 13:39 other posts 
Strip naked, lube up check in here, and also at chaturbate. Then I find someone that get me going, it could be a women, tranny or a guy and I spend 2 or 3 hours jacking off.


By #554098 02,Nov,18 23:48
Read through the discussion forum, and post, while watching crap porn, looking for relief? Maybe hope some one you sent a private message to responds, so you can avoid some linguistic debate about what 'Horny' is!! Talk about a boner-killer!! The site is called show your dick!!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 22,Sep,17 16:51 other posts 
What do I do when my horny (is?) alone?

The question is: what's my horny?
By #536760 22,Sep,17 22:08
What??
6 languages and you still dont make sense.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 02:17 other posts 
My sentence makes perfect sense. It's HIS sentence that was inconsequential and made no sense. First, there was a verb missing. Second, he used horny as a noun. He said "your horny alone". So I asked "my horny what?"
By #204766 24,Sep,17 01:43
It did make sense
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Sep,17 05:21 other posts 
Then explain to me what my horny is.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 04:52 other posts  ⤴
I must add that I don't understand Papuan. (Referring to your pm)
By #536760 23,Sep,17 06:32
do you really think this is an appropriate place for spelling korekly or making sense?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 11:03 other posts 
Ask the Obersturmbannführer. Jawohl. Some people even insist in saying bad words, like "fuck" and "cunt" and "I'll shove my cock in her mouth and fuck it until I fill it up with my cumload". I'm trying to be as proper as I can and write proper English, straight from the president of the US speeches, and not say bad words.
By #23212 26,Oct,17 00:19⤴
Yes, I do think we native English speakers should spell our posts correctly--and very easily done. SYC/D has many members for whom English is a second (or third) language, and they have to then try and guess what 'your horny' means.
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 09:53 other posts  ⤴
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR HORNY ALONE neighbor takes her clothes off in front of the window?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 11:05 other posts 
That's a sentence that makes sense. But do you think this is what he wanted to write (but a brick fell on his head while he was writing and left him ****?
--------------------------------------- added after 39 seconds

That was uncon.scious. It's a prohibited word, of course.


By routemaster [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 02:06 other posts 
Watch porn and wank and/or take new photos for SYD
By niceonebighead [Ignore] 24,Oct,17 18:58 other posts 
great idea


By #522126 24,Sep,17 07:03
I strip naked,go into a Yoga position where I can just about get my lips around my cock and suck myself off,swallowing a tastey mouthfull of spunk.


By #539358 24,Sep,17 04:37
I pull my foreskin back really tight, rub my exposed head with my forefinger and thumb whilst looking at pictures of men's cocks then eventually I ejaculate over my white Hanes briefs. Then I fall asleep happy!


By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 11:12 other posts 
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR CAR SHARP?

This is an example of a sentence formed along the same principles.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN [Pronoun] [Noun] [Adjective]

Can you come up with some more phrases following these principles?
By #536760 23,Sep,17 23:06
Yes. how about. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.


By cumaddik [Ignore] 23,Sep,17 00:39 other posts 
I masturbate! I just masturbate all the time!!!


By #423426 22,Sep,17 19:59
Post solo full frontal naked pics of myself on here with my face showing. VERY liberating and horny.


By veryshyguy [Ignore] 22,Sep,17 19:26 other posts 
Oh come on, do you really have to ask?!?!


By #53643 04,Apr,10 23:42
I take a long cold shower, read the Bible and flagellate myself for having impure thoughts.
By #23212 05,Apr,10 00:25
I suppose that works too, Mr. Bob, but I prefer to hang from the ceiling, turn on the ceiling fan, and let it go 'whap', whap, whap, on me. Now, that's just 'my horny', I don't know about "your horny".
By #28707 05,Apr,10 08:53
Tried that but it kept breaking off all the fan blades.
By #23212 05,Apr,10 21:40
Yes, I've been told by Termite Inspectors that they now not only have to look for 'earth-wood' contact, but evidence of 'woody-wood contact' as well.
By #525566 21,Sep,17 16:27⤴
By #53643 05,Apr,10 13:00⤴
Hmm, sounds 'kinky'....
By #23212 05,Apr,10 21:38
Only when the pull chain(s) gets wrapped around your balls.


By #340774 30,Dec,13 14:57
Think of someone sexy and jerk off


By #263624 30,Dec,13 14:07
Well right now I've just dropped my pants,pulled my shirt up and began working my dick.Yeah I'm horny!I've been reading these hot comments...now I'll cream my fingers.I'm also getting hornier thinking about making you guys cream my fingers....or face,chest,belly.Oh, just shoot all over me!!!!! I have to cum now.Peace and Penis


By spermkiss [Ignore] 05,Apr,10 02:30 other posts 
If you're alone and horny that's what hands are for. Sex is like bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
By #23212 05,Apr,10 03:07
Since I don't know bridge, is that something like, 'you've got to know when to hold'em and know when to ... ? Well maybe, sort of?
By tb1 [Ignore] 30,Dec,13 10:12 other posts  ⤴


By #443664 28,Dec,13 15:55
Jack off naked on my bed watching a hot porno
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 30,Dec,13 08:24 other posts 
I could jack off to you


By cockalisious [Ignore] 30,Dec,13 08:19 other posts 
i give myself a very very good wank
By 3fdfd [Ignore] 30,Dec,13 08:22 other posts 
my favorite pastime !


By #289712 01,Dec,12 08:57
Ill strip all my clothes off and perch nyself in front of my pc. First stop is always here, hoping some more folks have had a look at my penis, check mail, then i will search a couple of my fave sites for something hut that seems right on the day, then masturbate and blast a huge orgasm.. If i have alot of time on my hands, i will repeat as many times as i can.
By skot [Ignore] 30,Dec,13 04:49 other posts 
Me too


By #316255 30,Dec,13 02:20
I knit tea cozies.
By #23212 30,Dec,13 03:43
You do? My kitchen is cold this time of year, and my 'brown betty', though properly warmed, etc., and resting on a pad, still gets too cool. Hmmm, do you 'mail order'?


By #352380 29,Dec,13 01:11
Masturbation
By hunnngry [Ignore] 29,Dec,13 05:55 other posts 
You would never have to masterbate again if you were here i would make sure of that


By #426584 28,Dec,13 21:29
Jerk off on my bed watching porn or go online and chat with strangers and show on cam! If I'm really bored ill do anything they ask. Even cross dress !
By #316057 29,Dec,13 01:03


By #316057 28,Dec,13 16:14
Naked all day and playing with myself


By nekekal [Ignore] 02,Dec,12 00:08 other posts 
I just masturbate. Beat the meat sort of thing. It takes the hornys away for a few minutes.


By #220845 01,Dec,12 14:48
Play with my self, take pictures, long shower and a smooth shave, different order


By #48641 17,Apr,10 03:03
this is what i lik to do


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