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Read this before proceeding: Blog- Saggy Granny- Mongo Ass Cancer Update- & Saggy asshole issues


This is BREAKING NEWS from our in field investigators.


14 November 2025- Saggy Granny trailer park- 0546 hours

After being diagnosed with Perianal Streptococcal Dermatitis (strep throat of the asshole) Saggy's already damaged asshole was in real trouble. It was very infected, red, and sore. Taking her usual trailer park Arby's dump was next to impossible. It caused severe pain in her back cunt. Saggy reported she could not sleep due to the cramps and burning pain. She was well past miserable. It would be at least three days before the medicine had any effect on her diseased asshole. And that was also not a guarantee. Saggy's health insurance was ObamaCare. This translated meant it was like getting medical coverage from Pep Boys. Likely received non-FDA approved antibiotics. Or, at the very least, expired ones.

Saggy wanted to take all her medications at once. Thankfully Rhanda-Lynn knew her friend was a retard and controlled her meds. Including the special asshole ointment that had to be applied by hand. Of course Rhanda-Lynn had to do this and she noticed her finger tips were stained dark red from the ointment and Saggy's rotten ass juice. Rhanda-Lynn was still asleep in her trailer. The next round of medication was not until 1030. The site boner killer would have to wait several hours for help.

Saggy could not take the pain anymore. It was time to hatch her ass baby as she called it. If only she cared this munch when she was pregnant with Mongo! Poor cunt still had scars and dents on his head from Saggy sticking a coat hanger up her cooter trying to off that baby! A botched abortion at best. If I were Mongo I would have chosen violence against Saggy! Saggy waddled into the bathroom, stopping twice to catch her breath. When she got into the bathroom she somehow docked her fat ass with the toilet and sat down. Something was wrong. Something was very wrong!

Charlie had forgotten to put the seat down, again. Saggy's cunt and asshole hit the water and she could not get up. Saggy would sort that out later. She had to release the beast from within! Saggy dropped a load that not even a B-1 Stealth bomber could unleash. Saggy had screamed in pain and was drenched in sweat from all this pushing. Somehow, Saggy had just enough energy left to reach for the handle to flush her ass baby. When the flusher was activated, Saggy felt something strange. A powerful sucking trying to take her down the toilet. It lasted a full minute and then it was over. Saggy tried to stand up. She was stuck! The laws of physics and pressure had sealed her ass to the toilet!

Saggy was crying like a wild raccoon stuck in a trap. Cursing like a truck driver with a broken rig, her cries and curses were heard throughout the trailer park. Rhanda-Lynn heard it first and knew Saggy was in trouble. Deep down, she really wanted to put on her headphones and let the bitch suffer. Then again, it was like of like looking at an accident on the freeway. You know better but can't help looking. Rhanda-Lynn did take time to make coffee before responding.

At 0708, Rhanda-Lynn opened up Saggy's busted trailer park door. It would need new tape soon or it would disintegrate. Several hurricanes and the police had really done some damage to the door. Rhanda-Lynn ran into the back of the trailer where she heard the crying coming from. The smell made her eyes water and she dry heaved. Rhanda-Lynn stood in shock and what she saw. She tried to pull Saggy off the toiler but could not move all that weight. The toilet suction made Saggy weigh over 1000 pounds.

Even Mongo's retard strength could not help. And not even in play since Mongo was in Jackson Memorial getting treated for ass cancer, stage IV. Rhanda-Lynn didn't even bother to think Charlie could help. The only thing he lifted these days was a fork or can of beer. A worthless lump of shit. Rhanda-Lynn needed real help. She did not want to do it, but she had to call 911. The call was made and Rhanda-Lynn was certain she could hear the operator trying not to laugh. A fat granny stuck to the toilet and held by suction! Fucking hell.

It seemed to take forever for the fire department to respond. Then again, what did they care. It was a fucking trailer park filled with hillbillies, sexual predators, and day walkers. Nearly 23 minutes later, Rhanda-Lynn heard the sirens. Miami Metro-Dade Rescue 1 and engine 45 were the first to arrive. Sadly, Rhana-Lynn knew the police would also be coming. Rescue 1 is an elite fire company. They were trained for difficult rescue work and had extra tools and equipment to aid in these operations.

Captain Vinnie Vallero was the first member off the rig. He issued orders to his crew to bring in equipment. When the captain walked into the trailer, he ordered his men to put on air masks. He also requested a hazmat unit be dispatched code 3 along with an additional engine company. His sensors were all sounding alarms about various contaminants in the air. Rhanda-Lynn had already cracked the window in the bathroom but it really did not help. Saggy looked like a rented mule stuck on the toilet.

The captain along with 4 other firefighters tried to lift Saggy's fat ass off the toilet. She screamed in pain and she did not budge. The captain knew right away he was dealing with suction from the toilet and trailer park septic tank. These hillbillies were lucky to even have indoor plumbing. The captain had been through many complicated rescues, but never one like this before. If Saggy was somehow yanked off her perch, the suction would remove her asshole and cunt parts. She would be killed instantly.

One of the fireman was a trained plumber. He said they needed to cut off water to the trailer and to jack up the toilet off the floor to remove the suction. The captain said that sounded like a plan and they got to work. The other fire trucks arrived and everyone was ready to help. Rhanda-Lynn was ordered out of the trailer. For her safety and so she would not see Saggy's asshole sucked out of her body if this did not work.

The fireman cut the water to the trailer park and felt the suction start to dissipate. Saggy was still in terrible danger and they had to move quick. The suction did not go down that much and Saggy was still in danger. Next up, the fireman used hydraulic jacks to lift up the toilet off the floor, wrecking the bolts and tearing up Saggy's $8 tile job. The smell that came out of the toilet base and pipe was so foul that the trailer park residents that had gathered to watch, started puking. They carried Saggy outside with the toilet attached to her fat ass.

EMT's were standing by to help and had a two stretchers put side by side to hold Saggy's extra weight. Saggy got dropped onto the stretchers and everyone was waiting for the captain's next orders. Firefighter Rodriguez was ready with a sledge and Haligan tool. The captain gave the nod and Rodriguez swung the sledge with all his might. It shattered the toilet like Saggy's hopes and dreams. Pieces of the toilet were everywhere, including stuck in Saggy's bleeding ass cheeks. The trailer park toughs were howling with laughter. Saggy's hail damaged, red sore covered, toilet parts suck in her ass were seen by all! One person called out, holy fuck her asshole is covered in dried up shit! Another typical day for the Saggy Granny! Her carcass was loaded into Metro-Dade ambulance 4786 and off to Jackson Memorial she went.

The fireman started packing up their gear and Rhanda-Lynn was in tears. She started cursing- where the fuck was that worthless lump of diabetic shit, Charlie!? Charlie was usually the cause of most problems. And never around to help clean u his mess. Then again, Charlie had no class. He came to this country from scummy Venezuela floating on a door!

Charlie (AKA Diabeto) the useless stump mule, was passed out on the sofa. Another night of downing like 24 Natty Ice beers. It had been an extra special night for Charlie. He also had a family style bad Crave Crate from White Castle. 100 sliders and nearly 15,000 calories. A box of yuck that no one should ever eat. Especially Diabeto Charlie! There was just a few hamburgers left in the box and a floor full of wrappers and used napkins. A true piece of white trash.

Rhanda-Lynn cursed Charlie and everyone in the trailer park as she got into her car to head to hospital.





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