I filled a jar half full of cold milk and kept dipping my cock in it until I came. Then drank the milk it was delicious

When I was young and first started cumming, I took great pleasure in using my cum to coat the rims of glasses that my mother and my sister were going to drink out of. And once I came into a desert that my sister was going to eat.

I cum in my own asshole

I put my semen in wifes coffee as creamer

My girlfriend creams my face with it. With mine and also with strange sperm. I like it a lot

After each wank I use to collect it up and freeze it in the freezer. When I had lots frozen I defrosted it in the microwave and used it as lube.

if i don't eat my cum i have syringe and suck cum up insert it in my ass and shoot it in my ass

use it a lube for dildo when I pound my hole

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I snorted it.

I like to edge and get a load to release without ejaculating then shoot the sperm into my ass and dildo it hard.

I don't think of it as weird but when I masturbate, and I'm alone, I will pinch the head of my cock as I cum so that nothing comes out. After cumming I put my palm under the tip of my cock and release my cum into my palm. Then I bring cum to my mouth and lick all of it from my hand. I enjoy cum, especially straight from the tap. But I am savoring my own cum a LOT because of covid-19.

My ex wife/Mistress used to make cum on my food and it.She would then give me a glass of her pee to wash it down with.

Had an ex who was obsessed with my cum. She would eat it out of her pussy when I creampied her, or if I came in her mouth, she would rub it into her pussy. One time she pulled out a container and said I had to cum in it every time I shot a load (even if she wasn't there) and freeze it. She didn't tell me what she was going to do with it. Then about 2 months later when the container was full, she defrosted and warmed it up, sucked some of it up in a syringe (no needle on it), bent over and squirted the first one in her pussy, then the next one up her ass and with the rest, got it in her mouth. She then sucked me off with sloppy used cum blowjob, swallowed what was left then asked me to fuck her ass, then back to her pussy and then her ass and so forth. Then blew in her mouth to finish and she licked all the frothy cum from my cock, her pussy and ass. It was an amazing surprise. The next day she brought a container over, but it was her pussy grool and we did the same thing.

I have shot my load into a bowl of cheerios and milk.It tasted fantastic!

At one of my old jobs there was a lady i didnt really like. I had keys to all the offices as i worked in maintenance. One day i jacked off & scooped my cum off my belly into an empty visine bottle and the next day while she was out of her office, i put it in her dr pepper on her desk. And then watched her drink it !!!

ive jerked into a condom then ate it

I've sold it on ebay.

I used to work as security at a hotel. I left my cum all over that place. In vacant rooms, the pool, the hottub, sauna, hallways, shuttle van, waitresses, guests, everywhere I could think of.

I recently lived out a fantasy. I used a custard filled donut as a J/O toy, added my cum to the filling and ate it all up.

i have wanked into a condom and put it on a dildo.pretended to give the dildo a bj and used my teeth to make a hole in the condom and sucked out the cum.like i was giving someone a bj.

I sent it as a gift to a politician.

its not really weird but I've been collecting mine for about a month now in a clean beer bottle. I'm filling it up pretty nice :). I'm surprised it doesn't stink, it actually has a caramel smell pretty sweet actually :) what should i do with it ? any ideas haha

I use to jerk off into a plastic container every day I didn’t see my gal freeze it add some more then Re-freeze it until I had a fair amount. I would bring it to her and she would add it to her hot cereal coffee even gulp it Dow straight (once it warmed up). She would lick it clean and ask for a refill. Kinkiest time is when I blew my load on her face as she drank my cum from the container down.

Always looks great when a large well stroked load is added to a fresh cup of coffee...slurp up with the first big sip...yum!

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I have turned mine in a beautiful babygirl a couple of years ago.

dont know wat i do with it but feels gud

It's not really that weird but it was funny. My gf was giving me a hand job in her car and I shot a massive load all over her dashboard. Cum was literally dripping from the radio dials. As I was squirting she kept pointing my dick in a different direction where it would make less of a mess but it continued to spray all over. She then started screaming at me saying that if I had a foreskin it never would have happened as the foreskin would have caught most of the cum.

Once I had this crazy idea and got a foot long Italian hoagie, just so I could fuck it. Felt good but cold at first, but then I thrust a bit too hard and split the bread wide open. Barely held it together until I came in it. Ate it afterwards, but I don't think it tasted any better.

Maybe I should try a Stromboli next time?

As a teenager, I would put two pillows together, slide my dick in between and go at it. I would just unload my cum on the pillows and leave it there. Man those pillows got crusty!

Came in a shot glass. Waited ten minutes then drank it. Don't know if it was yummy or not. Fell asleep

Put the sperm in a bowl with cereal and milk, and i eated.

Haven't done it yet, but I've thought about getting one of those plastic molds you use to make popsicles' and pulling it out of the freezer each time i jerk off till i fill it up then maybe eat it after dinner for dessert one day