| Study after study after study, survey after survey after survey on penis size keep getting the same results. More than 90% of all men have dicks ~ 5-7" long. Monster dicks (over 8") are extremely rare. So you ladies who are holding out for that really big one, you're in for a very lonely life. You're all going to end up like Eleanor Rigby. Spinsters, old maids, and so on. And like Miss Rigby, you'll die alone with your maiden name. All because all you want is a guy with a 12" dick. Have a happy spinsterhood. This also applies to gay men. |
any dick is fon to play with as long as the guy involved is being a good lover and not a dick ;-)
let's be honest - no matter what size, both cocks are fun and all you need is some passion and stamina guys!
And as a bonus, I don't have to cook dinner for a dildo, or wonder why it's late coming home, nor will it give me a headache with its incessant rambling about it's day at work. It won't drive me nuts screaming at the TV, or forget to feed the dog... It won't forget our anniversary or drink all my vodka, either. Seems to me a chunk of rubber is superior to most men anyways. No loss.
Really, that was just when they assumed I didn't wanna keep going again, most of the time I at least wear boxers. How often did you wash your sheets when there was a sweaty dick layin' there every night?
I will die with a big dildo.
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