 | Most curved dicks are the result of how you masturbate. The penis's soft tissue can be likened somewhat to memory foam in that, if its erection is habitually bent into a certain position, it will "learn" to assume that same position when erect.
For example, if your penis now curves to the left, this is probably because you masturbate with your whole right hand around it and squeeze too tightly so that the pressure exerted on it by your fingers bend it to the left. If you are left handed, this technique results in a curve to the right; and, if you masturbate with your palm underneath it, your penis close to your belly, it will acquire an upward curve. The more you literally "choke the chicken," the greater the resultant curve. The only curve that is usually normal is the downward one, which is usually the result of an unusually long penis coupled with insufficient **** flow into it when erect, causing it to droop.
Masturbation-related curves can quickly be straightened out by simply reversing hands for a while until the curve is removed; and then either alternating hands in the future or using only the fingers. Grasping the entire girth is unnecessary, since the erogenous zone that causes orgasm and ejaculation is on the underside just below the head. This is the only spot that rewards stimulation.
Elimination of abnormal curves is recommended, not only because women are most impressed by "hard and straight," but also because when anyone "in the know" sees a curved erection they get an immediate mental image of you desperately whacking off. Not the best first impression |
I wonder if admin 's record keeping would indicate who the former member #463765 was?
due to always resting it on that side while soft
since childhood.
And since that time I've always masturbated
with my left hand.
I've been going commando beneath my jeans for the
past 25+ years, so my cock hangs while soft.
In any case, I've started resting my cock on the
right side beneath my jeans. This had reduced
the curve somewhat but not permanently.
I'm okay with my slight curve as long as I and
others enjoy my cock for what it Can do.
As for "desperately wanking off", there is nothing
desperate about how I masturbate. I love it,
I enjoy it, and it has its good health merits,
and so far I haven't had Any problems with it.
I also practice abstinence as my masturbation fetish,
and this helps me avoid "cock exhaustion" by
abstaining for several days or weeks until I
feel so super-horny and then I go into a slow gentle
edging marathon until I decide to release my load.
I disagree. When I masturbate, I am not “desperate”. I do have fun! I even say: A cumshot picture is a perfect masculine kind of portrait!
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"Peyronie’s disease most commonly occurs in men aged 50–60, but it can occur in young men and in old age. The cause is thickening of the fibrous tissue in the penis on one side. This means that, during an erection, one side of the penis cannot lengthen, and the penis will bend. The direction of the bend depends on the position of the thickening (which can often be felt as a lump or lumps when the penis is limp)".
I have it and these photos are from about a year ago and about two weeks ago.
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Oh...and yogurt enemas.
Apparently he made a comeback with a shell account only recently.
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my cock has always pointed up and slightly left. when soft it has always hung slightly left also. its clear in my pictures
However, in my amateur opinion (which is based only on knowledge of human anatomy from studying biology and a bit of research), I believe that this guy's hypothesis is full of poop.
Here's why a guy gets an erection: The Corpus cavernosum are two columns of tissue running along the sides of the penis. Bl00d fills this tissue to cause an erection.
The Corpus spongiosum is a column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the penis and ending at the glans penis; it fills with bl00d during an erection, keeping the urethra -- which runs through it -- open.
Anatomical difference in the length or density of these structures, as well as a difference in bl00d flow to the three areas, may cause the penis to bend during erection.
This is all quite a normal part of the diversity of the human body.
So, um, put that in your pipe and smoke it...
Most importantly, however, is the fact that you and those who share your OPINION obstinately refuse to merely put my research to the test and see if it works for you, despite my guarantee that in 95 cases out of 100 the curvature will be eliminated.
Why this obsession with blatant denial rather than mature, open-minded pragmatism: "Truth is preeminently to be tested by the practical consequences of belief." When presented with a novel concept, believe it just long enough to personally test it and see if it is true for you. A valid truth may not be true for you, even if it is true for everyone else on earth.
So, um, put that in your "pipe" and stroke it.
How is it that my response (which is based on scientific fact)is "opinion", and your theory (which is based on a pervy need to look at yoga participant's twisty dicks and an obsession with jerking off) is "truth"?
And, Skippy, that "valid truth" thingy is just nonsense. By definition, there is no such thing as an invalid truth. If it is true, it can not be not true.
Your abject irrationality is monumental. You see that I am also a psychologist specializing in sexuality and yet choose to assume that my research has been done with "yoga participants." FYI A Master Yoga Therapist is a peer counselor who assists other yoga therapists, not patients or students.
Your infantile concept of "truth" is just as infantile. Absolute Truth is incomprehensible to the human mind; therefore, all other truths are relative to each individual. For every serious person whose consciousness is constantly expanding, truth is also constantly being modified to accommodate one's increasing wisdom.
Your mind, however, is obviously capable only of limiting "truth" to what are called "facts" in the conscious world. To you a fact is anything you wish it to be, and you will scrounge about selecting only outside info that you feel supports what is merely your personal bias.
Were there a Nobel Prize for "Cluelessness" you'd be $100,000 richer; but, sadly, all you are is a penis-obsessed sexual loner casting his seed among thorns.
Being obsessive, I know you will continue your verbal diarrhea which I welcome and will include verbatim in my research. The floor is yours, Oh Great Sage of Oxymoronism.
Given the content of your strange little rant, you are obviously quite new here, and have no clue as to who I am and what I am all about. Just ask any of the regular posters in the Forum. I believe that those who know me from here might be able to set you straight.
Speaking of your ranting: I must, once again, question your claim about being a trained psychologist/therapist. Did they actually TEACH you to be such an arrogant and addle-pated nimrod in school or are you self-taught?
Your strange definition of "truth" actually sounds like the babbling of a schizophrenic who believes that the reality he has created in his mind is THE reality. Do any of the voices in your head make more sense (or have a less tenuous grasp on the rational world)? If so, would it be possible to speak with that one?
While the pot is calling the kettle "obsessive", I would like to point out that you seem to be having a difficult time not responding to my taunts. As long as you continue to provide a target, I will continue to mock you. It's kind of a hobby of mine. If I see a puddle of dumbass, I can not resist the urge to poke a stick at it. Again...ask anybody here if you require verification.
So, my little masturbation-obsessed monkey...would you like to continue dancing for me?
JUSTWILL IS A CLASSIC TROLL WHO PROWLS THE INTERNET FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING ATTENTION WITH OBSESSIVE LIES AND NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR LOGIC OR REASON. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS TROLL; HE IS NOT A REAL PERSON, BUT A LOST SOUL WITH SO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM THAT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN MAKE HIMSELF FEEL WORTHY OF EXISTENCE IS BY THE AMOUNT OF ATTENTION HE CAN COMMAND, GOOD OR BAD, WITH NO REGARD WHATSOEVER FOR PROPRIETY,PERSONAL HONOR, RESPECT FOR HUMAN DIGNITY, OR HIS OWN SELF-IMAGE. HE IS SUFFERING FROM A SERIOUS PERSONALITY DISORDER AND IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF PROFESSIONAL TREATMENT. I STRONGLY ADVISE THAT ALL HIS POSTS BE COMPLETELY IGNORED, AS IT IS HIS ONLY HOPE OF REACHING BOTTOM AND SEEKING HELP.
"You are a classic example of someone who has such low self-esteem that the only way you can make yourself feel bigger is by tearing others down."
For someone who is a Master Yoga Therapist and Jungian Psychologist specializing human sexuality you don't seem to want to accept that someone might differ in opinion to you.
"For every serious person whose consciousness is constantly expanding, truth is also constantly being modified to accommodate one's increasing wisdom"
You are not being very open minded now are you?
Don't preach a view,discuss it ,otherwise you will get poked with a stick.
You are displaying obsessive and controlling behaviour yourself in your refusal to accept others views.
As for your comment about cluelessness I suggest you do some reading.
The plain and simple fact is that I came her for only one purpose: to pot-boil this type of site and stir up the pathologically dysfunctional aberrations it attracts, both for my research and also, hopefully, to enlighten and put on guard the normal people who merely visit here rather than take up permanent residence.
I'm through, now, and shall abandon further participation, having attracted enough of its toxic element to satisfy my professional intent and still remain relatively unscathed by it. You may now feel free to warp your poor, cockeyed cock until it turns on you, for all I care. You and your ilk mean nothing more to me than a lab rat.
This from a guy posting a topic called Most Curved Dicks Are Not Normal, in which he posts comments such as
''You may now feel free to warp your poor, cockeyed cock until it turns on you, for all I care. You and your ilk mean nothing more to me than a lab rat'', and
''Were there a Nobel Prize for "Cluelessness" you'd be $100,000 richer; but, sadly, all you are is a penis-obsessed sexual loner casting his seed among thorns '', in respnonse to anyone disagreeing with him.
By the way, isn't it $1,000,000 you receive for a Nobel Prize?
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