"Is it in yet?"

"Was that it?" She said after I'd filled her and rolled off her.

I guess the worst thing said to me was after the girlfriend had several orgasms and said thanks ---- ! She called me her second xhusbands name! She had not been with him in over 20 years!

Actually is not one thing. Is a hole story.
Ok i had this awkard thing with a cousin of mine wich everyone said she was prostitude.
When ever things went bad i was going to an other girl "friend" of mine and have sex.
That other girl during the first stages/minutes of sex she talks and talks.
That my relationship with my cousin is unhealthy. That she is using me. That she is prostitude... Bla bla.
Once i was so mad that stopped. I told her that i will put my cock in her mouth to stop her talking.
We fought. I told her "do you want me to stop be with her? Do you? Lets be together"...
She did not want to have a relationship so she refused.
So... She never tslked during sex...
Wich was 3-4 times more after that, because my cousin left me , so she can be e.s.c.o.r.t. and then the other girl also stop seeing me...
Pretty cool.
I m still alone...
Fuck!

"My father **** me when I was little." This put me totally off and ended up performing the role of a psychologist. I felt sorry for the girl who had to say this during sex. She confessed she said that a lot and couldn't help it.

"I forgot to tell you I'm on my period." She obviously didn't want to tell me because i might not have fucked her. When she told me it was too late.

"My roommate would love to give you a bj." She said this all of a sudden and was kinda taken aback because her roommate was a quiet girl. But she was right. Some time later I did let her roommate play with my cock. No bj, but she gave me a respectable hj.

"I think we're being watched. " We were fucking outdoors. Indeed, some guys were watching. I didn't care much. She didn't either.

"Your pee pee looks just like my Daddy's". She was about 30 years old.

Girl says to me during our first time together:

"That's your car getting towed."

Well I cant speak for myself, There is too much weird things I cant even recall.. But for my lady.. One night a few years back, after being awake too long n after the bar, too much speed n booze.. We were banging on the carpet in the spare room in her fiancé's house under the sensual glow of mood setting candlelight. I was pretty whacked out n tired, drunk n should've been crashed but instead my penis was running the show at that point as he still had much stamina left to finish the round. I was practically as1eep, on autopilot n in dream state but my naughty mind was still putting out dirty talk. I told her "you want me to fuck you with my Santa suit on" I had also the strong feeling that we weren't alone and her friend was also in the room watching, tho it was just us two. And I said "You like me fucking you on the kitchen counter like this". Cuz I thought we were now in the kitchen? Strange is I remember doing all this at the moment but I was just OUT of it She asked me when we woke if I remembered the shit I was saying last night.. Then we had more sex

I was playing with this Woman for the 1st time. We were in the Final " Climax Zone ". She Opens her eyes and says : " I Love You " let's move in together !! Needless to say that was the End of the " Climax Zone " ..

"where do l put it" and he said he wasn't a virgin, my arse *lix*

I once blurted out "is your ****'s penis normal?" trying to persuade a schoolmate to have a mutual wank. Needless to
say it killed the mood.

He got his own back a month later when he saw all the precum I'd leaked crying "What's that shit on your cock. I'm not touching that!"


And there was me thinking he ought to be flattered

"No way are you putting that thing it my ass and we're not doing doggie either". Maybe she didn't trust me from behind

boy, that dick is flimsy... Are you really hard?

Are you sure you've done this before?

If I start laughing it's because you've broken my arm!

Same girl, didn't go there again...

Oh, and the ultimate passion killer... (before even cracking open the packet)
"When you finish can you tie a knot in it? I like to keep all the used johnnies when I get it on with a new bloke."
Only time I ever turned down sex during intentional foreplay!

On reflection, I did need to pick my partners better in my early 20s. We live and learn.

Your dick sure is flimsy... Does it always bend so easy when it's hard ?

I once had a girlfriend that right after giving me head. Said... Now I want you to fuck the taste out of my mouth. Shewas into talking dirty and to look at her and listen to her in public you would never know it. One other thing I remember her saying was I want you to pound my twat. We were only 19 and I have no idea were she even learned to talk like that. But I liked it

Oh fuck me!

are you sure you want to do this?

...'I'm sorry , I only let my husband do that' .