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Started by #10057 [Ignore] 15,Apr,09 18:33
( Men) whats the weirdest thing you've tried to stick ur dick into?
(WOMEN) whats the weirdest thing you've stuck in your pussy?
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By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jan,22 08:58 other posts 
CAT said;

Wait a minute, that crazy ol' bat doesn't have any original thoughts of her own to post or is capable of saying anything original. Google is her only friend and furthermore it is my opinion that she is the Grande Dame of copy and paste!


By #610414 11,Jan,22 08:30
Bella! said
I did look at JohnnySyxx 's profile today when I noticed a fake/phony looking picture uploaded in the banner. Yeah, 9 pages of random women, 539 pictures and bless his heart, he personalizes each picture by assigning the women their own unique name.

Strange that a gallery of 539 pictures you are only able to find a handful of dick pics. My guess is that there are probably not even 50 pictures of a dick!

And for the record, this is my choice for a WTF is that!? This picture is tops! Is someone able to determine, is she or isn't she, that is MY question!?


By #652988 02,Jan,22 10:10
The weirdest thing I have done was last night i sucked my stepsons dick and fucked him in the ass he is 30 so he knew what he was doing
By bella! [Ignore] 02,Jan,22 12:53 other posts 
Although the original poster of this 2009 thread wanted to know what was the "weirdest thing" responders had tried to or were able to insert their penis into, I want to bring this topic into 2022!

As it relates to you, Dick60, from my perspective, the WEIRDEST thing YOU do is to flood the forum with your unusual posts. You are hella needy and always seem to be looking for attention.

As far as categorizing last night with your stepson, it doesn't matter how old he is or if he lives in your basement, that was straight up FUCKED UP!
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 20:01 other posts 
Agree Bella!.... douche60 is a fucking muppet...
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 20:47 other posts 
Oh, my bad! When I spotted your post under "Recent Events" I was not aware of what post of mine that you were responding to. For a moment, douche60/muppet meant Twowarmtts....that seemed logical to me.


By COCKSUCKERSLUT [Ignore] 23,Jan,10 09:17 other posts 
SEAWEED, BULL KELP
By #659439 02,Jan,22 10:18
I though I was the only one! It was nice and warm from the sun and a tight fit . Shot my load then sucked it out. Was connecting with nature very stoned on a deserted beach
By COCKSUCKERSLUT [Ignore] 10,Jan,22 02:02 other posts 
That's SO sexxy. I fucked my seaweed in San Diego. The best bull kelp ever. I got a room.


By #597851 05,Sep,19 02:12
I have used my vacuum cleaner to suck me off


By leopoldij [Ignore] 20,Aug,19 16:50 other posts 
A mouth. But it was the wrong mouth. Thought it was a girl I was gonna fuck but turned out to be her sister.


By #589016 20,Aug,19 16:08
Tub of yogurt


By wycowboy [Ignore] 06,Mar,19 10:35 other posts 
Knothole in a tree
By phart [Ignore] 20,Aug,19 13:47 other posts 
Did you wack it with a stick to make sure there were no Beez in it?


By shackles [Ignore] 20,Aug,19 10:11 other posts 

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Sorry, uploaded wrong link


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Meant to add that one


By #572418 06,Mar,19 04:20
I love to squeeze things in my pussy.
I’d love new ideas!
By Dubz2 [Ignore] 20,Aug,19 02:01 other posts 
The smaller shampoo bottles, brush handles


By #64328 06,Mar,19 11:19
Cantaloupe with a buddy growing up. It was his idea but I was game


By #576461 06,Mar,19 03:15
Tried to stick it in a hot tub jet. I was too big but was worth a shot.


By #569242 05,Mar,19 21:36
toilet paper center roll (good fit for my little dick) and my mouth (never could get that little fellow anywhere near my mouth but I tried and tried.)


By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Mar,19 07:04 other posts 
this pussy. because it was very tight [deleted image]


By #581577 04,Mar,19 08:18
toothpaste for me it mentholated my cock


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