I saw a post and it made me laugh. This is it;

"Why is this man still insulting an ex-member. Especially since AussieMan or Lix are not here to defend themselves. I believe it’s because he’s a coward. He has me blocked for the same reason. Some members believe he’s smart. I believe he’s a lowlife."

What I find amusing is the member posting that comment is outraged because another member has posted something about former members. Okay, how is it any different from said poster making posts about active members? Is the rationale behind the thought that the active members can refute his/her posts and engage in an abusive exchange of words or what? My opinion is that the poster needs to concentrate on themselves and clean up their act. Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black, no?

By Santooey [Ignore] 16,Oct,21 09:07 other posts ⤴

Definite case of clinical body dysmorphia. If the hair is pulled to the side, would we see the tape used to hold up your face? It is droopy as fuck! And what is with the lazy eye? Did you recently have a stroke?

And those arms, Jesus Christ on crutches! You shouldn't be performing plastic surgery at home!

I logged on to jerk off to some pictures. This made me instantly soft! If you have Down's syndrome or are confined to a wheelchair, I might feel sorry for you.
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By TWOWARMTTS3 [Ignore] 16,Oct,21 09:37 other posts

Santooey, Baby, I have little sympathy for your limp dick. It happens to a lot of men. Why are you dumping on me? All I wanted was an opinion on my new wig. Perhaps you might want to check my full page, but, an idiot like you would get little enjoyment. My advice is for you to go back to sucking dick, baby
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By Santooey [Ignore] 16,Oct,21 21:41 other posts

You look worse than a dead donkey with its asshole pried open
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By TWOWARMTTS3 [Ignore] 16,Oct,21 22:35 other posts

You must be one of Pa-Freddy’s fake accounts. Go away little girl. I don’t want to fight with you.
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Twowarmtts3!- Another member, speaking the truth about the Saggy Granny! Fucks sake. Her in that off brand merkin wig, all those filters, and she still manages to look like a used car! A used car no one wants to drive and will for sure end up in the junkyard! High mileage and tons of hail damage!

Member TwoWarmtts3! Goes shopping for a new merkin! 09,Oct,21 12:45

July 7, 2021- Inside the confines of the trailer park-

After losing what was left of her gray snatch fur due to STD and old age, member Twowarmtts3! made a big decision. To go back in time and to make her cunny look younger, the Saggy Granny decided to purchase a Merkin. What is a fucking merkin you ask? It is basically a cunt toupee!

Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

It is true that old limp noodle Charlie liked some fur on his old bird and Saggy couldn't oblige his wishes. In fact, her hairless rat hole was like a farm field in Somalia: barren and unable to grow anything. Now, the Saggy Granny and her long time friend Rhanda-Lynn went online and found a merkin for sale at one of the more nefarious websites. Using her pre-paid Visa card, Saggy shelled out $8.50 for a brown colored Merkin. Just like the Wuhan virus, it was being shipped in from China. The girls were pleased with their purchase and eagerly awaited the package. It would take 4-7 weeks to get her new kitty carpet.

October 4, 2021- The Cunt Wig Arrives!

Cursing her endless bad luck, the vag rug took longer than expected to arrive. Rhoda-Lynn had recommended the expedited shipping, but Saggy was unwilling to part with an additional $3.99. When the package arrived, the Saggy Granny could hardly contain her excitement. She screamed out the trailer window at Rhanda-Lynn to come over so they could open the package together. Rhanda-Lynn stumbled over to the trailer at the crack of 3PM, still in her stained bathrobe. The ladies got out their pre-paid mobile phones, ready to take a video of this event. Hardly Page Six in the New York Post, but it was big news in the trailer park!

The Saggy Granny used her rat claw nails to shred the package. Once opened, there was an unmistakable scent of animal urine and chemicals. Saggy didn't give a fuck and grabbed her new merkin out like she just won the Showcase Showdown on the Price is Right! It was very furry and a dark brown color. Digging deeper into the bag, the Saggy Granny didn't see the adhesive glue that would be needed to plant this pussy sweater onto her wrinkled skin. Saggy said she would just use some tape and Rhanda-Lynn cursed her for being so fucking stupid. Rhanda-Lynn suggested Gorilla Glue. She had recalled some sista using that to keep her tracks sorted out. Just as you imagined, there was no Gorilla Glue in the trailer and the old broads headed to Walgreen's to get some glue and to pick up their prescriptions.

At Walgreens there was a new procedure. There was a security guard at the front entrance checking vaccination status and ID's. Rhanda-Lynn presented her vaccination papers and ID and was admitted. The Saggy Granny being a moron, forgot her ID. She begged the guard to accept a oxycontin pill bottle with her name on it along with a membership card from Dollar General. Reluctantly, the guard let the old rat into the store. The ladies found the glue and picked up the following medications:

metformin - for diabetes

praziquantel- for tapeworms

Alosetron- for irritable bowel syndrome

We will not list the other pick ups due to privacy issues.

Back at home, Rhanda-Lynn assisted in prepping Saggy's barren cunt and put some glue on her cunt bump and the merkin. The merkin was carefully placed onto the Saggy Granny and the glue set instantly. The Saggy Granny went to the mirror to get a look at her new fur and was alarmed it was glued on crooked! Cursing and screaming, she had a plan! Grabbing her hair clippers she gave herself a cunt haircut and fixed the problem. Now, very pleased she took some pictures to be posted on Show Your Cunt. Some of her worst enemies would be silenced now that her pussy was pretty again. Or, so she thought!

October 5, 2021- The Debut on SYC

The Saggy Granny took several pictures and uploaded them to SYC. Some of the members were immediately commenting on these pictures. A few random comments, names redacted:


By XXXXXXX 05, Oct ,21 12:46

What the actual fuck is that crooked cunt fur supposed to be! Jesus fuck!

By XXXXX 05,Sep,21 12:51

Where the fuck did you buy that fake cunt wig? Fucks sake, I can see the rat tail! Disgusting pig!


By XXXXX 05,Sep,21 12:57

Looks like the drapes and the carpet match, in length and color! Is that a rat?

Absolutely outraged, The Saggy Granny removed these pics and went back to posting her pictures from 1978. Back when her cunt had natural hair. She told Rhanda-Lynn they needed an expert. Rhanda-Lynn did some research and found out that there were many fake merkins being sold online. She was convinced these were not human hairs. There was only one way to sort this out: The ladies would head to the taxidermy store.

October 8, 2021- Skins, Scales & Fur Taxidermy- Naples FL

Wanting to get out of the swamp, and knowing this was a a sensitive issue, the broads needed a shop where they would not be known. The decided on Naples, Florida. A very affluent part of Florida. They would be on the outskirts of town obviously, but they would get a taste of Camelot today! The ladies sat outside stalking the shop, waiting for the store to be devoid of customers before they went inside.

It was not usual for two women to be at a taxidermy shop, but times were tough. Randal was working and asked how he could be of service. He cracked a joke if they wanted their beavers stuffed! The ladies were outraged but had to laugh at the joke. It got serious when they told Randal why they were there. Randal locked the front door. He did not need any real customers seeing this fur test. The Saggy Granny sat in the chair and opened her fat legs, revealing her off brand cunt.

Randal tried not to gag, or get too close to her cunny. He treated it like a dangerous animal. Using one of his taxidermy tools, he moved in and cut a hair sample off and retracted the device and the sample back to safety. Randal immediately told her to close up her legs. After all, it would attract flies and moths and that would be devastating to his store. With the sample in hand, and a magnifying glas at the ready, the analysis could begin.

Randal asked where they got this pelt and could barely contain his laughter. Saggy Granny said online via China. Randal reported the hair sample was from a Nutria, a large swamp rat:

Nutria, also known as coypu or swamp rats, are large rodents that live in areas with lots of freshwater. These mammals are native to South America and were introduced into the United States between 1899 and 1930 through the fur industry, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) DISGUSTING!!

Humiliated again, and out big money, the ladies headed back to the trailer park in defeat. They would not even get a chance to enjoy lunch at Mr. Haha's Hot Dog Hacienda.


Twowarmtts3! = mongoloid

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My Lovable Churrito being funny. I just love him
After losing what was left of her gray snatch fur due to STD and old age, member Twowarmtts3! made a big decision. To go back in time and to make her cunny look younger, the Saggy Granny decided to purchase a Merkin. What is a fucking merkin you ask? It is basically a cunt toupee!

Twowarmtts3
Now, I ask you, “What is wrong with this Merkin?

What’s the matter tecsan are you losing your touch it only took me 5 minutes to delete all your bull shit this morning or have you realized that you can’t fight us all at the same time there just is not enough hours in the day to fight us all and yet cook for the truckers you might as well just throw in the towel put your white flag up and surrender you dumb ass hump
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Just as i thought no reply no nothing this morning you are truly a beaten man I’m ashamed of you your weak all talk and no go

Twowarmtts3- juggle this you old slag: