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Started by Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 25,Nov,19 12:07  other posts
Post your worst and by worst, I mean your best cunts!

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Similar topics: 1.SEX JOKES.   2.Problem of this discussion-forum is:   3.is this inappropriate texting for a married woman?   4.Dumpster jokes and humour....   5.* SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT SOMEONE *  

By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Nov,20 09:45 other posts 
Three doctors at a convention talking about their greatest medical achievements the Russian doctor said we transplanted a kidney in a man and had him out looking for work the next day. The Japanese doctor said oh that nothing we transplanted a heart in a man and had him out looking for work the next day the American doctor said thatís nothing we put an ass hole in the White House and we expect every one to be out looking for work the next day
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Joe Biden sucks
By phart [Ignore] 25,Nov,20 16:53 other posts 
This is supposed to be a thread for JOKES, Not a flowchart of our countrys future!
By dgraff [Ignore] 25,Nov,20 17:34 other posts 

By #551482 25,Nov,20 09:29
Strange, if you start to sing in an airplane nobody joins in, but if you start to scream everyone joins in
By bella! [Ignore] 25,Nov,20 17:15 other posts 
And how would you know?

Oh, bigg, you are so silly!

By phart [Ignore] 25,Nov,20 16:57 other posts 
Uh, am I missing something here? Like not just the morning bus but the whole damn fleet?
This is a website with peckers and puss's and assholes,and the naked people they are attached to.
How can something be inappropriate?
I mean,really a Cliff notes version of The Eighth Edition of Rocket Propulsion Elements would be inapporpriate wouldn't it?

By #551482 31,Oct,20 18:47
Boy: I hate my sisterīs guts

Mom: Shut up and eat your food

By #627237 31,Oct,20 00:31
And for Halloween.......
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they don't slip off their broomsticks

By #627237 31,Oct,20 00:29
Why are there no Indians in Star Trek?
Even in the future they won't work

By #627237 31,Oct,20 00:28
Why don't Rabbis charge for circumcisions?
Because they get to keep the tips

By kebmo [Ignore] 30,Oct,20 00:15 other posts 
When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.
By #551147 30,Oct,20 00:31
ROFL Cute!

By #551147 29,Oct,20 23:55
I recently went on a 2 week cruise and I noticed there were NO black folks aboard. Puzzled by this, when I got back home, I asked my neighbor friend, who IS black, why he thought that was? He looked at me and said... "Pffft! You don't think we are gonna fall for that again, do you?" 😳

By mr_blue [Ignore] 05,Dec,19 10:38 other posts 
I'll just say the obvious..

"Your mum"
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 05,Dec,19 11:08 other posts 
By mr_blue [Ignore] 05,Dec,19 11:33 other posts 
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 07,Dec,19 09:27 other posts 

By Dev01 [Ignore] 07,Dec,19 02:08 other posts 
If I had a head like yours I would shave my dogs ass and make it walk backwards
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 07,Dec,19 09:26 other posts 

By Dev01 [Ignore] 07,Dec,19 02:09 other posts 
Spend nine months getting out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in

By Dev01 [Ignore] 07,Dec,19 02:07 other posts 
A good fuck and a green apple would kill most cunts here

By mr_blue [Ignore] 05,Dec,19 15:03 other posts 
Is a dwarf an abortion that made it ?

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 05,Dec,19 10:25 other posts 
A black man, a white guy, and Bjuka are standing on the roof of a 40 story building arguing about who has the biggest cock. Only one way to find out says the white guy- Let's pull out our cocks and hang the over the side of the roof. Whoever hangs the lowest wins!

Bjuka- I am not over the railing

White guy- I got down to the 15th floor!

They look over at the black guy and he is jumping up and down. White guy says, what the fuck are you doing mate?

Black- guy, I am dodging traffic!!!

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 05,Dec,19 10:22 other posts 
Bjuka walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a salami under his arm, and the bartender says..

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 04,Dec,19 14:39 other posts 
a Puerto Rican, Black, and an Indian are in a car. Who is driving?

The police!
By #551147 04,Dec,19 15:25

By liccalottapussy2 [Ignore] 01,Dec,19 21:13 other posts 
One queer sperm said to the other queer sperm, " who the hell can find a egg in all this shit? "
By Dev01 [Ignore] 01,Dec,19 22:52 other posts 
oh my
By #551147 04,Dec,19 15:25

By dgraff [Ignore] 04,Dec,19 07:14 other posts 
A white guy an American Indian and a puerto rican sit down at the bar the Indian said once we were many now we are few the Puerto Rican says once we were few now we are many the white guy said thatís because we havenít played cowboys and Puerto Ricanís yet
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 04,Dec,19 14:38 other posts 

By dgraff [Ignore] 04,Dec,19 06:10 other posts 
Three tough guys enter a bar the first one says to the bar tender give me a shot of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his finger out on the bar and says cut it off the second one says give me a glass of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his hand on the bar and says cut it off the third one says give me a bottle of your nastiest whiskey and he puts his dick up on the bar the bar tender says Iím not cutting that thing off he replied you donít have to cut it off just lick it a few times and it cums off on its own

By dgraff [Ignore] 03,Dec,19 12:58 other posts 
Why canít you get a blow job in Puerto Rico because all the cock suckers are over here
By #551147 03,Dec,19 13:14
LOL Makes sense! 😉
By dgraff [Ignore] 04,Dec,19 05:57 other posts 
Hahaha and I sleep with one every night

By Dev01 [Ignore] 01,Dec,19 22:54 other posts 
I'm too fuckin retarded, don't give a fuck about my dick that's why I am dating Lorena Bobbitt
By #551147 03,Dec,19 13:14

By dgraff [Ignore] 03,Dec,19 12:55 other posts 
Why donít blacks and Puerto Ricanís inner breed because their children would be to lazy to steal
By #551147 03,Dec,19 13:13

By #551147 03,Dec,19 04:51
Do you know why black folks won't go on Cruise ships?

Cause they ain't gonna fall for that again...
By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 03,Dec,19 08:10 other posts 

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 26,Nov,19 12:01 other posts 
A young man is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house so that they can meet him.

They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet.

His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore.

As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy.

The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".

The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents.

The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer.
She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"

He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
By #551147 26,Nov,19 16:04
By #605162 01,Dec,19 12:25
An old joke but still makes me laugh

By #599073 30,Nov,19 13:33
I don't know but I've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold
(from full metal jacket)

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 26,Nov,19 10:42 other posts 
In TwoWarms city, what do divorces and tornadoes have in common?

Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 26,Nov,19 10:28 other posts 
How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

If it is Ken... you are getting a D on that homework, your computer is now filled with porn spam, and your cat is pregnant...

By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 26,Nov,19 10:26 other posts 
Whatís the difference between a Indian man and his girlfriend?
His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 26,Nov,19 10:24 other posts 
What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?


By Sir-Skittles [Ignore] 25,Nov,19 12:07 other posts 
After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man, "Can you do anything with these?"

The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."

After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"

The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."

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