 | Seriously, guys, I don't quite understand what all the whining is about.
It's just a damn DICK, not a barrel of toxic waste! If you think you'd like to suck on one...just to give it a try...then why dither and cry about it? You might like it or you might not. BFD...at least you will KNOW. You're not going to catch "gay cooties" or develop a sudden urge to join an interpretative dance troupe. Shit or get off the pot, fellas! In any case, please quite whining about it... |
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It is actually going to bother me all fucking day.
Stupid damn Will brain...
I've got off the pot, if I have interpreted your remark correctly.
Being "off the pot" is delightful, no?
I should avoid quite, quit, quiet and any other anagrams (or near anagrams) just to be on the safe side!
Now in my neck of the woods, sometimes people (my parents) will make reference to a toilet as being a "pot". Please kindly explain your reference about getting off the pot. Thank you.
As the original post was about sucking cock, I am firmly "off the pot" with regards to my sexual preferences!!
I've thought, a couple of times, that it might be fun to see what the weirdest phrases are out there in the SYD/SYC community and how interchangeable they are between different countries.
They mean something a little different, but I also like "shit or go blind" and "shit or bust".
Totally off topic, but your strange pic of the guy morphing into a gal has also reminded me of "beef extinguisher"!
"Beef extinguisher" is PG version of saying "boner-killer" and is yet another indication of the British people being refined in their insults. Also, somewhere on the internet and I will tell you this, everything on the internet is true, I read something about Queen Elizabeth II not using or allowing the use of word/term pregnant. Apparently royal women are "with child" or "fell, something, something".
Is it possible tha we, Americans, just might be a bit more coarse than many of the Brits?
Yep, you can fall pregnant; be with child; have a bun in the oven; be up the duff; in the family way; eating for two; knocked up; the rabbit's dead; in a delicate condition; up the pole.
Don't get me started on euphemisms for going to the toilet!
What's interesting is, if I said "up yours", basically I'm telling someone to shove it up their ass.
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"The rabbit died" is the euphemism for being pregnant that I find the most interesting.
Depending upon where you live in this world, so many slang word possibilities in that one sentence.
You're human, not always perfect.
It is actually American vernacular. (I used it up there in my original post.)
"Shit or get off the pot" means "quit your damn bitchin' and do it already".
People who respond to me here might be doing it while on the commode?
Yuck!
Just...NO.
Now I have to soak my laptop in Lysol...
I had specific requirements to fit my personal taste and I was willing to wait and never rush them. I avoided the "right now" guys and I never had fun unless I felt perfectly safe and I know those guys were looking for anything with a cock.
I made a point to only seek out curious guys because I thought that it would be fun to be their first cock and I also knew that they would be safer than the "players" out there that I tried so hard to avoid.
I met about 25 first timers in my time and they all loved it. Every one had been curious from two to five years. One guy had been curious for TWENTY years before he finally met me!! Many of them came back again and again and I have four friends who I've known for about five years and they only need to visit me because they know I'll send them home safe and clean.
Just once it didn't work out. He came to my place, we got naked and were 69ing in my bed and suddenly he said "No. I can't do this." OK then. I was disappointed of course but he got dressed, we shook hands and he left but he was no longer curious. About six months later he called me and asked if I would suck his cock without him sucking mine which I thought was just fine because his cock was a lovely specimen. He visits every few months for his blow job and leaves happily after he cums in my mouth. He told me that his wife hasn't sucked him off in five years!
So yes, it's just a dick and I can tell you something that I have found out and that is that the 'I want to suck cock feeling' NEVER goes away!
Come on, guys, and loosen up. Get down on your knees and give a buddy a BJ. It takes a real man to have the balls to give sexual satisfaction to another man. And you don't have to turn in your Straight Membership Card after you've done it. Or as Will said, you're not going to catch "gay cooties". Real men suck cocks.
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Better yet, suck your buddy off with your girlfriend watching for two reasons. One, to show her how it's done. And two, to turn her on. And it WILL turn her on. Trust me on that. Most women find man-on-man sex ultra exciting. After she sees it she will fuck and suck like a wild woman.
Hell, would you spend so much time wondering what pistachio ice cream tasted like, or would you just try a scoop the next time you were in an ice cream shop?
If you don't like it, you never have to try it again, but at least you would have your question answered.
I am not suggesting that sucking dick is for everyone. (Although, personally, I am a HUGE fan, and will be forever grateful to my buddy Mark for introducing me to what would become one of my favorite hobbies when we were boys!)
Just saying that you won't know until you've given it a shot.
Sometimes, I think guys really overthink sex stuff.
Like I said...IT'S JUST A DICK.
Stop being "curious" and find out what it's like.
Think of all the room it would make in your brain for other thoughts once you get it out of the way...
It annoyed me...
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I remember those days. I used to agonize so much. Should i or shouldn't I???? If I give it a try,,will I get prego??? And what about kissing him??
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