Is there something that almost everyone but you has done? What is that? It doesn't have to be sexual either, it just has to be true. I'll start with two.
Never have I ever liked the taste of licorice. That shit is fucking disgusting! (And, if anybody says: "What about RED licorice, Will?", I swear I will put a curse on their 'nads so fucking fast that it will make them dizzy. There is no such thing as "red" licorice! End of story.)
What if the person who says "What about RED licorice, Will?" is a SYC member, Will? Girls don't have "'nads", so there, mister smarty pants! No RED licorice, no 'nads!
Speaking as the guy who owns the phrase "Words is my bitch", I would like to point out that "'nads" is technically short for "gonads". Gonads are the reproductive organs (in both the male and female) that produce the gametes (sperm or ova) that come together during reproduction to make the whole baby thing happen. In men, the gonads are called "testicles". In women, the gonads are called "ovaries". So, the folks over at SYC DO have 'nads for me to curse if they invoke the red licorice idiocy. You just can't see them (unless they post one of those unsettling "Look, folks, I've stretched open my cooter with the Jaws of Life!" pics.)
So...um... ...right back attcha.
Okay,lanser, you asked for it!
Hocus-cadabra! Abraca-pocus! Your 'nads are officially hexed.
The thing is: that red stuff has absolutely no actual licorice in it. Zero. Zilch. Nada. It's all sugar and corn syrup and strawberry/raspberry flavoring. It can't BE licorice if it contains no licorice! It's like saying "I love apple pie, but only if it's made without any apples in it."
As to the other issue, the Merriam-Webster dictionary (as well as every high school biology text) defines GONAD as : a reproductive gland (such as an ovary or testis) that produces gametes
Just because a person doesn't KNOW what a word means, that doesn't mean it doesn't MEAN what it means.
Not that you asked but if you were wondering and forgot to ask, I am a traditionalist and prefer black licorice. The green crap that they call licorice is green apple flavored and is so yucky!
If there isn't any licorice in it--regardless of the color--IT AIN'T LICORICE!!!
Just like so-called "Turkey Bacon" is NOT actually bacon. That shit is a fucking scam.
(Keep this silliness up, Mr. Yumm, and your guy-'nads are gonna start itching like you have ants in your britches. I have my wand out and I am not afraid to use it! )
Though I have never doubted your "Yumness"--or your expertise in all things of a Yumm nature--I must disagree on this point.
I have always found that particular taste to be very much like licking a tire. (Don't ask...)
A tire tastes like licking a hobo, only less salty.
Okay, I don't know that for a fact. I've never actually licked a hobo (but I imagine they'd be pretty damn salty), nor have I tasted a tire.
But...through scientifical deductification and application of logicalness...I can come up with a pretty solid guess on tire flavor.
A huge chunk of a person's sense of taste comes from its close ties to the sense of smell. That's why everything tastes like cardboard when you are sick and have a stuffy nose. To me, a tire has a rubbery,tarry,sulfur-ish odor. Therefore, its flavor would be a combination of those smells.
Hee hee! Not sure I'd want to have my toes sucked, but if I did I think I would prefer to be watching Mary Poppins in a gay nightclub, were that ever possible!!!!!
Never have I ever understood how birds can be soaring above you yet are able to defecate and have it land square dab on the mirrored side of one of the mirrors attached to your automobile! Cuckoo!
Never have I ever had sex
So...um...
Gonads is a boy thing and not a girl thing, uh-uh, no way!
RED licorice is licorice and it is good, just not as good as black licorice.
Hocus-cadabra! Abraca-pocus! Your 'nads are officially hexed.
The thing is: that red stuff has absolutely no actual licorice in it. Zero. Zilch. Nada. It's all sugar and corn syrup and strawberry/raspberry flavoring. It can't BE licorice if it contains no licorice! It's like saying "I love apple pie, but only if it's made without any apples in it."
You've got your "spells" about as mixed up as your tastebuds are about licorice and your thoughts about girls and gonads.
As to the other issue, the Merriam-Webster dictionary (as well as every high school biology text) defines GONAD as : a reproductive gland (such as an ovary or testis) that produces gametes
Just because a person doesn't KNOW what a word means, that doesn't mean it doesn't MEAN what it means.
Just like so-called "Turkey Bacon" is NOT actually bacon. That shit is a fucking scam.
(Keep this silliness up, Mr. Yumm, and your guy-'nads are gonna start itching like you have ants in your britches. I have my wand out and I am not afraid to use it!
The same goes for ouzo, anise, and fennel.
Totally regusting!
I have always found that particular taste to be very much like licking a tire. (Don't ask...)
Okay, I don't know that for a fact. I've never actually licked a hobo (but I imagine they'd be pretty damn salty), nor have I tasted a tire.
But...through scientifical deductification and application of logicalness...I can come up with a pretty solid guess on tire flavor.
A huge chunk of a person's sense of taste comes from its close ties to the sense of smell. That's why everything tastes like cardboard when you are sick and have a stuffy nose. To me, a tire has a rubbery,tarry,sulfur-ish odor. Therefore, its flavor would be a combination of those smells.
(See...I TOLD you not to ask.
I’ve never liked the music of Bob Marley though I love reggae and rock steady
I’ve never had any desire to try anal sex either way
I’ve never been to Australasia, Asia or Africa
I’ve never drunk my own cum after masturbating, as soon as I shoot I lose the enthusiasm to try it!
I have never fucked a woman
I have never watched reality t.v.
I have never seen a Star Wars film
I have never been to America
I have never been to Australia
I have never been to prison
I have never had my toes sucked
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