Captain one eye or The Truth… coz you can’t handle the truth!!

Some women I've been with asked me,what I called my cock,I said fisherman friend,umm why that she asked..suck em and see

My wife calls mine several things. Like not tonight, headache, I’m tired, just to name a few.

My wife calls it Henry but I call it the purple headed yogurt slinger

the sausage

A girlfriend called it " boris" !

Indians & Pakistanis use the word "Lund".

I have always liked the name cock I had a girlfriend that used to call it the rock of gerbralter

I've used the term 'cock' since I first heard the older guys use the word back in grade-school. Never was all that fond of names like dick, prick, etc.

Seems silly to me to give your penis a name, but if I must I like the word cock. All women are offended by the use of this word. Women are the originators of PC in my opinion. Look how that has worked out.

My cock has always been my mickey

I was just given a name that I have just adopted.: ThickDick before it was just my fatty. One gf of mine called it her Anaconda. I like my new one : ThickDick

The judge and the hangmen

Richard

Trump

Tool,...old man,....best friend,....pussy troubler,.....pussy stretcher,....baby maker,....yard (in old literature)....prodder,...shaft,...love shaft,....manhood,...the brains,....riveter,...courting tackle,....honeymoon tool,.....'one eye',....firkin,....'Rodney',....lady killer,...girl stuffer,....and,..male member..!

100% all-beef thermometer – ABD – Alabama black snake – anaconda – anal impaler – baby arm – baby maker – bald-headed yogurt slinger – baloney pony– big bird – bobby dangler – bologna pony – bone – boner – boom stick – bratwurst – broner – bud – cack – chap – choad – chode – chopper – chub – chubbie – chup – chut – cock – cock rocket – cornholer – cut – dangler – dick – dick smalls – ding – ding-a-ling – ding dong – dingis – dinker – dinky – dipstick – disco stick – doder – doinker – domepiece – dong – dork – D, the – D train – e-peen – general, two colonels – get it up – giggle stick – gut wrench – hard-on – head – helmet – hockey cocky – hog – hooded – hotdog – hung – jimmy – johnson – John Thomas – joystick – kielbasa – knob – lady boner – love muscle – love shaft – love stick – main vein – manhood – man muscle – master of ceremonies – meat popsicle – meat thermometer – member – middle leg – monster – Mr. Happy – Mr. Winky – ol' one-eye – one-eyed monster – one-eyed snake – one-eyed trouser snake – P – packer – patz – pecker – peen – pee pee – peeper – peeter – Peter – Ph.D – pickle – piece – pink tractor beam – plonker – pocket rocket – polaroid – pole – pop a chub – pork sword – prick – pud – purple-headed soldier – purple headed solider man – purple-headed warrior – putz – rod – Russell the love muscle – salami – sausage – schlong – schlort – schmeckel – schwartz – sconge – shaft – shlittle – shlong – shrinkage – skin flute – steamin' semen roadway – stiffie – stiffy – tallywacker – tallywhacker – tally whacker – tent pole – thing – third leg – throbber – tonsil tickler – tool – tripod – trouser meat – trouser snake – tube steak – twig – unit – wang – wanker – wankie – wee – weenie – wee wee – weiner – whang – whiskey dick – who who dilly – wiener – willie – willy – winky – wood – yogurt slinger – yoo-hoo – zubra

A few in Puerto Rican Spanish...

el Bícho (pronounced "beecho")
You'll often hear the terms "mamabícho" (cocksucker);
and "oelebícho" (dick breath).

la Pínga (pronounced "peenga")
The same application as Bícho.

el Cuerno ("kwerno"... the horn, as in a Goat's horn)

la Puñeta ("poonyeta"... the act of jerking it off)
This one is also used as an expression of disgust
(as in, "goddammit!"),
or as an expression of rouse directed at an adversary,
leading towards a fight.
It is also used as an expression of insult towards
another person- a loose way of calling that person
an "asshole", but in our culture it is very insulting
in Spanish than it sounds in English.

These are the common Puerto Rican names that we've
been using to call our cocks in Spanish for decades.
Perhaps the younger generation Puerto Ricans have
newer or modern Spanish names for our cocks.

Vomiting Dummy

I call mine Pedro or Peter d pussy tickler. See my photos on my page.

GUEVO!!!

Peter, Willy, Salami, Trouser Snake, Pecker, Dong.