Cock, pecker, and pud are my three favorites.

In a doctor's office, the word "penis" is okay;
because, of course, the doctor has to sound
and be Professional.
But when I see the word "penis" overused in some ads
on Craigslist M4M it's always from a desperate
queenie self-acclaimed "cock whore" trying to get
men's attention.

Yes I like to use "old fashioned" & even poetic words to describe that part of a man's body. I studied Shakespeare & The Song of Soloman to get ideas too:) Here's one of my favorites: "you are to me as a sachet of myrrh between my breasts" Nice, isn't it?

Yes I have some similarity with you. Some years ago 'Forum' magazine ran an article that purported to connect the words that people use for the penis with their attitudes and capacity for sex. They listed all of the words they could find but I was not too keen that ehye suggested that if one uses/likes the word 'penis' then one is very non sensual and looks at sex as a technical excercise which is definately NOT me although I like and think the word often.

The writers of written erotica could well do with a better vocabulary of penis names as 'cock' and 'shaft' are a bit humdrum now.

Some of the Chinese words translate beautifully as they have a picturesque collection for the penis and it's parts,..the glans becoming the 'turtles head' and the erect organ the 'jade stem' etc