This court handles appeals on verdicts from the SITO Court- And members are 98% guaranteed not to be happy with the ruling1!


THE THIRD DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS

"JUSTICE FOR THE INNOCENT. NOTHING FOR THE GUILTY."

"AND STOP WASTING OUR DAMN TIME!"

Dingleberry • Tickleberry • Applebottom


MEET THE HONORABLE JUDGES

Chief Judge Archibald T. Dingleberry III — Age 74

A graduate of Yale Law School and a former federal prosecutor, Judge Dingleberry has spent 43 years dispensing justice throughout Florida. Born into a wealthy Palm Beach family, he owns a waterfront estate, drives a Mercedes-Benz S-Class, and considers anyone who drinks beer from a can socially unacceptable. Known for his short temper, expensive cigars, and extraordinary contempt for frivolous litigation, Dingleberry has never encountered a defendants quite like members of the cock site. In his pre-law schools days, he used to love putting eviction notices on trailer park doors.

Judge Prudence Mae Tickleberry — Age 68

A graduate of Harvard Law School and former Miami-Dade prosecutor, Judge Tickleberry is a formidable Southern woman who has spent 35 years terrorizing incompetent attorneys and courtroom troublemakers. Married four times, she has ruled against three of her former husbands in unrelated civil proceedings. She enjoys bourbon, thoroughbred horses, and publicly humiliating attorneys who arrive unprepared. Her judicial philosophy is simple: "Ignorance of the law is no excuse, and being an idiot is not a protected disability."

Judge Cornelius P. Applebottom III — Age 71

A graduate of Columbia Law School and former corporate attorney specializing in complex financial litigation, Judge Applebottom is considered one of Florida's most distinguished fictional appellate jurists. Unfortunately, his reputation has been permanently overshadowed by the 2007 Flo Rida hit Low. Known privately as "Judge Boots With the Fur," Applebottom once threatened to hold an entire courtroom in contempt after someone played the song on a cellphone. He owns a magnificent Coral Gables estate, collects vintage Rolls-Royces, and refuses to wear jeans under any circumstances.

This court is considered the hardest appeals court in South Florida.