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Started by #491031 [Ignore] 01,Mar,20 13:09
No, seriously...
It's laundry day, and I need change for the machines.
What?
It's your penis?
Well that's kinda useless to me.
The machines don't take dicks.
And...it is kinda creepy, come to think of it.
Who keeps their dingus in their pocket for gawdsake?
Forget I asked, ya damn weirdo...
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By whatsupcocks [Ignore] 06,Mar,20 04:02 other posts 
thanks for all the smiles , it does a boty good
By #491031 06,Mar,20 15:41
You're welcome.


By bella! [Ignore] 01,Mar,20 14:08 other posts 
Where the heck have YOU been for the last 7 months? My goodness, I'm not even going to tell you what "one member" thought! A member has come and gone, multiple times and......
By #491031 03,Mar,20 22:49
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Mar,20 02:58 other posts 
As you may have guessed, it was your friend and favorite, Mr. Yumm, who thought something very drastic had happened to you. I'm so happy that he will sleep better tonight.


By 2nice [Ignore] 03,Mar,20 16:00 other posts 
OMG!!!! You’re not dead! I thought you were dead. I’m so glad you aren’t dead.
By #491031 03,Mar,20 23:02
I am also glad that I am not dead, Mr Yumm. However, if I HAD been dead, you would have been the first person I told. When I go, I am most definitely doing the ghost thing; dropping by to give guys Boo-jobs...
By kebmo [Ignore] 04,Mar,20 01:44 other posts 
I'll expect Boo-jobs too!!


By kebmo [Ignore] 01,Mar,20 18:21 other posts 
Welcome home; I missed you.
I've got some Canadian change. Loonies and Toonies might not satisfy the needs of your big hard American machine though. Since this is SYD you could just air your dirty laundry here.
By #491031 03,Mar,20 22:56
Thanks, kebmo, I missed you too.
SYD is often home to the Loonies.


By pifad [Ignore] 03,Mar,20 11:34 other posts 
Welcome back. I’ve missed your humor
By #491031 03,Mar,20 22:53
Thank you most kindly.


By Ray10754 [Ignore] 01,Mar,20 19:41 other posts 
SO VERY NICE TO SEE YOU BACK!!!
By #491031 03,Mar,20 22:52
Hi, Ray! It's nice to be back (and to be so nicely welcomed )


By #551482 02,Mar,20 17:33
Mae West
By #491031 03,Mar,20 22:51
When I am good, I am very good. But when I am bad, I am better.


By furluvr [Ignore] 01,Mar,20 13:14 other posts 
By #491031 03,Mar,20 22:47


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