 | This is a Forum Topic.
You can tell because right up at the top it says "A Forum Topic".
That's a pretty clear indication that this is, in fact, a Forum Topic.
It's in fairly big letters, too, so it's kinda hard to miss.
Anyway, this is NOT a "Stuff" topic.
It has nothing to do with "Stuff", and there will be no "Stuff" of any kind in this topic.
Keep your fuckin' "Stuff" to yourself.
It is not welcome here.
Not under any circumstances.
I am not sure yet what will be posted in this Topic.
I will let you know as soon as I figure that out.
You can bet your ass, though, that it won't be any goddamn "Stuff". |
Are we talking DIFFERENT cocks, or are we talking the same handful of cocks many different TIMES?
My number will be MUCH different depending on which way we are going here...
SUCKING ANOTHER COCK.
The text of the original post just says "Am I weird about thinking about wanting suck another cock."
The whole thing just left me with so many questions.
How many cocks have you sucked prior to posting your question?
Are you talking about sucking them all in a row, or about taking a short break in between?
Have you been told that there is some sort of legal limit on the number of cocks you are permitted to suck?
Are you certain that the desire to "think about wanting" to suck another cock is REALLY the thing that makes you weird?
It just wants to be appreciated for its...um...mind...
(Plus, the "soopa" part always makes me think of chicken noodle)
I will stay safe by my own choosing, and not because some random "G'day"er orders me to!
MEN: WHERE ARE YOU IN THIS SIZE SCALE? is also problematic.
The headline begs the question "Size scale of WHAT?"
Dude, we need SPECIFICS here.
Are we to assume that, just because this is a sex site, you're talking PENIS size?
If that is the case, why did you need to specify MEN at the start?
Do Women have penises that we haven't been informed about?
The body of the original post just makes things even MORE confusing, but I will get into that once someone confirms that we are, in fact, talking about peckers...
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On a more philosophical note:
Of course this site is a mirror. It is a microcosmic reflection of society. When you stare into the SYD, the SYD stares back at you.
And, yes, that just made my head all hurty.
And, of course, your logic is the most flawless anyone has ever seen. Everybody says that.
The point being that as this site is a mirror, Count Dracula would not be visible due to the fact that vampires can't be seen in mirrors.
I know about a lot of STUFF, just not a lot about most of it.
asswipe
That is all.
A guy wrote: "I have noticed lately that my dick seems to be getting thicker and longer".
Right. It's called a BONER, Dude. It's supposed to do that.
D'uh.
"Any body wants to suck my dick"
That's it. A totally random, un-punctuated and incomplete thought, just sitting there...staring at me. Like the guy fell into a coma before he could finish.
It has troubled me all damn day.
I also found this lovely forum topic:
"what you think of my horse cock. makes them all gasp and pass out when its rammed up them girls"
The posting member has long ago deleted his account. This is sad because, given what he posted, he seems like such a charming fellow.
"Sir/Madam/Other (choose as many as apply to you),
I see that you have a penis/vagina (circle the term which best represents the organ displayed).
It looks very much like (the genitalia indicated).
Nice work."
Wouldn't want you to forget and accidentally slide into the "average sexy" or "not sexy at all" categories.
This is not an order, but merely a suggestion.
The choice is yours.
I won't remind you again.
I would bet that message makes every new member feel "super" special!
That makes the generic greeting totally worthless.
No thought goes into it.
It isn't a true greeting, it is an advertisement to draw notice to the sender, rather than an honest welcome.
Anyone who says differently is a nitwit.
I have no objection to playing with it, that's what it's for, after all. I just like to keep it honest.
Would any of those be acceptable?
Claptrap, however, is a non-starter.
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