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Started by mr_blue [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 15:57  other posts
-When I see you naked you remind me of a porn version of Angela Lansbury...
-Suck my cock,but leave the dentures in this time...
-Ah come on babe,some of the shits you had are bigger than my cock,why not try anal ?
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By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Feb,19 08:30 other posts 
That Chinese tattoo doesn't mean what you think it does


By mr_blue [Ignore] 15,Jan,19 21:25 other posts 
Fuck me like a retard on bath salts...


By #545732 13,Jan,19 21:04
WRONG HOLE!!


By #568553 12,Jan,19 06:25
What do you want for dinner tomorrow?
(that one actually happen to me)


By MyArtwork [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 16:54 other posts 
Do you mind if I fart?
By #551147 02,Jan,19 17:10
That one stunk!
By #485312 11,Jan,19 17:04⤴
not at all, you'll fit in great here *lix*
By MyArtwork [Ignore] 11,Jan,19 21:09 other posts 
Sounds like some loud and fun sex You ought hear me after eating a burger smothered in fried onions, talk about a rootin' tootin' good time
By #485312 11,Jan,19 22:01
yeah what is that?? when men eat fried meat and onions, it seems to turn into a fart fest lol, or home made rissoles are a good one too *lix*


By #551147 11,Jan,19 13:35
My ex and I use to do it this way, wanna see? 😯


By Sickboy [Ignore] 09,Jan,19 09:21 other posts 
"that reminds me. Do you fancy going Spelunking this weekend!"
By mr_blue [Ignore] 10,Jan,19 04:01 other posts 


By #551147 06,Jan,19 15:47
Does that come in adult size? 🤔


By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 21:27 other posts 
You shouldn't say "do it quickly before the site police discovers you're fucking"
By mr_blue [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 21:30 other posts 
Whatever helps you from premature ejaculation leo
Or maybe a police uniform is your thing?
So site police is whatever you need it to be
By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 21:41 other posts 
Site police is someone who goes by the name the bella and has been trying to scare away anyone who likes sex
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I don't know if you've come across her. She's not well.
By #460385 05,Jan,19 22:43
Still beating this dead horse, leo?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Jan,19 04:25 other posts 
That was funny! I've heard others refer to the Bella as cow but not as dead horse. You're funny, not just sexy!


By #460385 05,Jan,19 22:41
I smell fish.


By #572296 05,Jan,19 22:40
Your mom was looking hot tonight


By mr_blue [Ignore] 05,Jan,19 22:01 other posts 
You want fries with that ?


By wycowboy [Ignore] 04,Jan,19 20:31 other posts 
"Are you in yet?" "In?! Hell baby, I'm done!"


By #487013 02,Jan,19 18:01
The first one lmfao. Reminds me of the pic I sent you.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 03,Jan,19 06:42 other posts 

The members of this site leave crazy comments,so I thought I would post some of the ones I could remember...


By #551147 02,Jan,19 16:51
It really does feel the same no matter who you're with...
By mr_blue [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 16:54 other posts 
That's what mum said


By #551147 02,Jan,19 16:05
I smell bacon...
By mr_blue [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 16:08 other posts 
to pork or not to pork
By #551147 02,Jan,19 16:11
Rut roh! 😮 He's onto me
By mr_blue [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 16:13 other posts 
You playing hide the sausage again ?!!
By #551147 02,Jan,19 16:26


By #460385 02,Jan,19 16:01
Oh boy.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 02,Jan,19 16:06 other posts 
Try them out in the bedroom
These are actual comments I've seen on pics here....


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