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Started by #444014 [Ignore] 17,Feb,15 19:41
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Its getting ridiculous, the amount of Photoshop dick photos uploaded to SYD. It surprises me how many SYD members buy into and compliment these cartoon sized cocks. Where were all these abnormally sized cocks before photoshop became known to the masses. And with this many horse cocks out there non of them thought I would be great in the porn industry. We would have seen an influx of monster cocks hit the porn scene. Porn has a few truly massive cocks. Check out Shane Diesel He stretches pussy to the limit.
Photoshop has always been the art and design industry standard for image augmentation and color correction.
Ive started using Photoshop in 1992 and mastered it and used it professionally till 6.0 Photoshop 6.0 was truly ahead of its time in 2001 I developed, created my own curriculum for Photoshop 6.0 classes from beginner to advance. I can’t even imagine the power of photoshop today and as computers savvy everybody is these days It wouldn’t be hard to get good enough to fool people.
The filters and other special effects, selection tools, channels, and such. It wouldn’t surprise me if a plug-in, filter or some custom editing tools some "nerdvert” A code head that creates the freaking awesome world of XXX 3d Animation. Created that auto finds the cock and sizes it however you want while maintaining perspective and blending seamless with the back ground.
As for calling out all these cartoon cocks, have them post a video. A video a little harder to alter but can be done too. Better yet zoom, Skype or equivalent.
Stay naked and horny all you sexy perverts out there in SYD land.
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this goes one all the time, and taking still off the porn vids to fool the viewers.. you can tell immediately from the colours and the lighting.. but with everything here, the fakes know the formula and just work with it... men dont care if its pro or amateur, so long as there is cock and cunt, thats all that matters *lix*
I've been trying to find you to explain - my photos are NOT photoshop. If I knew how to post videos on this site I would, but I've no clue how... even GIFs just appear as still images when I tried. The only "photoshop" thing I do is attempt to blur backgrounds and stuff lioe that for anonymity. I've measured the way the internet told me to: Bone pressed length from on top pressing a solid ruler into the pubic bone and a fabric measuring tape pulled around the thickest part of the shaft.
If I press FIRMLY on the ruler it says 8 inche length, but without pressing it says 7.5". Girth around the thickest part of the shaft is 6.5" Flaccid length varies (of course) between 4 and 5" but I'm guessing under certain conditions it's been smaller?
Thing is I dont like how most dick pics are straight from the top looking down. Its been done a hundred million times. For my photos I try to find alternative ways to look at things - underneath, through shadow/silhouette, slow motion video, etc. Hell, I even play with lighting and timelapse. Whatever makes a dick pick more interesting.
The most popular photo in question was a simple standard photo with me holding the phone on one leg and a table lamp lying down near the other. Not photoshop... just gotta know how to work those angles. If you search [REDACTED] on reddit you can see my profile's videos and other photos I aint bother uploading. Otherwise, videos here wont exist for me until I can figure out exactly where to go to upload them, because I'd love to share.
As for the underwear pick it isnt even special underwear. Its simple David Archy underwear but I tucked the fabrick underneath to enhqnce the shape of the subject in the photo. GET CREATIVE FELLAS, top down has ben done to death!
***I Redacted my reddit username because there is no need to go there. I have figured out how to post videos here. You can find them on my profile here.
Well nice photos ..
Also, you made this comment 3 hours after I had already edited out my Reddit username from the original post.
You can't hide a compliment behind a deceitful take you just made up 3 hours after my username was removed and expect either to land.
People can also go check my reddit right now to see that you saying, "There is a difference between photos on Reddit and showitoff," is lying because I'm about to post my Reddit profile again.
So for anyone else who wants to see for themselves, I'll bring it back to it's roots.
Reddit: u/-ManFromNantuck-
Timestamps on Reddit are older so you can tell I didnt just reupload to win an argument. Videos have also been added to my profile 6 hours ago, 26 minutes after this post was made. Those same videos are also on Reddit, RedGifs, and elsewhere.
Listen dudes, I dont need to photoshop myself a bigger dick. Im confident in my size. I know what I got. If any of you cant handle that, thats on you - your insecurity.
Bigger doesnt mean better. This is not a "you have a larger-than-average dick so you're just saying that," thing either... I aint have sex in a decade. I dont care. I aint ashamed of any of it.
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this is one that graces our pages as we sign in
and fake as fuck, but is a paid member, and
can hold that position even when he hasnt been
here of a month *lix*
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Yes, baby. It comes directly from my gift banner. That makes it my property. So, I photoshopped it. What gave it away? Are you an expert on shit
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Sometimes dumb asses need more attention
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This pic is from September 2020. As you can see, it's recent and not photoshopped.
I don't think I have to respect you anymore. You are a FATHER DICK sucker with strong HOMO tendencies. You live in your mom's condo in Manhattan. Your bedroom is the broom closet. That's where you dream of sucking Freddy. You just love it when Bella! gives you an enema and you shit your frilly panties. Your Momma gave up sucking your dick. It was so small she started using lollipops. Take a bath or shower sometime. I can smell you all the way to Florida. Tip for you. You can have your asshole surgically resized to normal. It's not cool to have brown patches in your pants. How does it feel to have Papa ream you twice a day? Keep being an ASSHOLE. It's good to have someone other than Freddy to hate.
The site loves you.. Better get your credit number out again,, you're liable to need more points..
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BTW, if I belong to SYC, I must be one to qualify.
A cunt is a cunt. You called me a dirty Jew because I don't agree with your bullshit.. You can do and say what Beyou want but there is consequences for all choice. I will make your life miserable and I'm relentless.. Skittles is relentless too.. We've known each other for many years and respect each other.. Don't fuck with us..Behave yourself and hopfully things will sort... Don't test us.
why do you think my description of you
"A dirty little Jew WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER" means? I can disagree with another member and stay relatively civil. When a member like you (and especially you) start to hurl insults instead of reason, I too can be relentless and it doesn't stop until I've made my point.
BTW, Fucking with you or Skittles makes me vomit, but, thanks for that last one. Now I can refer you to the board for threatening me.
The best thing to do is to stay away from me.. You won't win.. I'm smarter than you and relentless.. you are not prepared.. Not go in peace and don't mess with me further.
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You don't like it, do you. I don't either, but, If I'm anything, I'm relentless.
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You want more???? That can be easily arranged...
So yes, you discriminate. Not only by being Jewish but by being pro-constitution. I told you not to fuck with me. I left you alone but NOOOOOOOO you had to attack again.. You stupid fuck.
Again,, the best thing you can do without causing more damage for yourself is to make a 180 degree turn and walk away. You are already disliked by many people here based on your nasty gifts then you blow them up and put on your page for what purpose only to reinforce how people feel about you. Again you've proven you are your own worst enemy.
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Skittles. Does anyone give a crap?
just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift
just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift
just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift
just recently Sir-Skittles: Sir-Skittles has sent you the gift
Go ahead, asshole. You know sooner or later I’ll reciprocate
Looks like you need a change of panties. Getting pissed like that. I thought you were a big girl.
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