A young man is invited to Thanksgiving dinner at his girlfriend's parent's house so that they can meet him.

They've been together a while but haven't had sex yet.

His girlfriend tells him that after he meets her parents they can "get intimate". So in preparation, he decides to get some condoms at the local drugstore.

As this will be his first time, he doesn't know anything about condoms and so he asks the pharmacist what he should buy.

The pharmacist explains all about the differences between the brands and after a long chat the boy decides on a large box of "ribbed for her pleasure".

The time comes for the Thanksgiving dinner and the young couple are seated at the dinner table with the girl's parents.

The girl is surprised to see the boy has his head bowed down apparently deep in prayer.
She whispers to him, "I didn't know you were so religious!"

He whispers back, "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."

I don't know but I've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold
(from full metal jacket)

In TwoWarms city, what do divorces and tornadoes have in common?

Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

If it is Ken... you are getting a D on that homework, your computer is now filled with porn spam, and your cat is pregnant...

What’s the difference between a Indian man and his girlfriend?
His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

Joyraja

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?

Rolaids.

After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskins he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions, he goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man, "Can you do anything with these?"

The man says, "No problem, come back in two weeks."

After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman, "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet?"

The man replies, "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."