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Started by #444014 [Ignore] 27,Apr,14 20:01
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deep throating, how big and how long you can keep it down your throat.
marathon, how many guys you can fuck in a single session before your cunt cant take any more.
pole driving, seeing how long of a dildo you thread up your arse.
self control test, line up the blokes and see who can crack a fat the quickest or hold it flaccid the longest as a line a sexy girls parade past.
synchronised fucking, getting 2 or more couples to go through a whole session in sync and guys blowing at the same time...
too many to think of and can you imagine the opening and closing parades *lix*
But the difficulty levels? Do the plugs get thinner and thinner? Do the attached weights get heavier and heavier? Does the 'pulling it around course' get longer and longer?
And what about the 'penalties/next steps' when the butt plugs fall out? And how do the judges check that there are no 'pre-inserted' plug holders? [OK, I'll stop now. ]
Discus - with unwrapped, but not un-ravelled, condoms.
Weightlifting - penis style.
Snooker or pool - with Thai strippers as pockets.
Soccer - uniforms are just different coloured socks on opposing team cocks.
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"Pole" Vault
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Cross "Cunt"ry Skiing
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Boxing - which'll just be a contest in vaginal sex ("box" - get it?).
Hurdles - trying to pick up girls with "cock-blockers" surrounding you.
Butterfly (the swimming style/stroke) - something to do with anal sex lol.
Breaststroke (the swimming style/stroke) - pretty self-explanatory.
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Who needs a starting pistol ?
Just scrolled down and noticed someone else has thought of shot put too.
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i will be at the other end trying to catch it!!
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