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Here's my top 10, in no particular order;

1. Deviant
2. Deviant
3. Deviant
4. Deviant
5. Deviant
6. Deviant
7. Deviant
8. Deviant
9. Deviant
10.Deviant

Apparently these are cocktails...

1.Bend over Shirley.
2.Cock sucking cowboy.
3.1-900-Fuk-Meup
4.Adios m0thefucker.
5.Sex on my face.
6.Blue balls.
7.Angel's tit.
8.Red headed slut.
9.Mountain Dew me.
10.Sex with an alligator.
11.Anus burner.
12.Suck,bang and blow.
13.Liquid Viagra.

Ten d rug related songs.


Jefferson Airplane- White Rabbit.


The Small Faces- Here Comes The Nice.


The Dramatics- The Devil Is Dope.


Lou Reed- Perfect Day.


New Order- True Faith.


Funkadelic- Loose Booty.


Northside- Shall We Take A Trip?


Peter Tosh- Legalize It.


Gil Scott Heron- Home Is Where The Hatred Is.


The Stranglers- Golden Brown.

Here's ten bad pickup lines that have been used on me....


1. Hey baby, wanna es.cort me to the bar for a drink?

2. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. (my eyes are green... )

3. Hey, you're hott, wanna do it in the back of my dads van?

4. Girl, you look so damned tasty I'd drink your bath water.

5. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made yet.

6. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

7. Stand still so I can pick you up.

8. Girl, you must be a pirate... You got booty.

9. Can I buy you a drink? How about a screaming orgasm?

10. Wanna fool around behind the dumpster?

Here's ten tourettes guy quotes lol


1. I don't give a dead mooses last shit!

2. I gotta go, some squirrels fucking my tomatoes!

3. Let me tell you about a porcupines balls... They're small and they don't give a shit!

4. You can't do shit without your balls!

5. Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things!

6. It's embarrassing as fuck to have an ass!

7. I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!

8. It sounds like chewbacca taking a shit!

9. Don't you ever talk about my dick without my permission!

10. I'd like to punch him right in the stupid cock!

Top ten "Blue" songs for Alex to sing, in no particular order

Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis
Blue Moon of Kentucky - Bill Monroe
Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
Blue Monday - New Order
Blue Velvet - Tony Bennett
Blue Sunday - The Doors
Pale Blue Eyes - Velvet Underground
Mr. Blue Sky - ELO
Blue Moon - Elvis
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
Blue is the colour (Hey that's enough, we've already got ten)

It'd be impossible for me to name my top ten favorite video games and be content with their order, so I'll just go with ten games I like.... Lol.


1. Any and all Resident Evil games. Lol. Favorite. Series. Ever.

2. The Last of Us. Recently beat it on survivor + mode.

3. Tekken Tag Tournament 2. I'm badass with Marshall Law.

4. Soul Calibur 5. I kill it with Voldo.

5. DBZ:The Battle of Z. Yes... I'm a DBZ nerd...

6. Miami Hotline. Even though it's one-hit-kills and annoying as fuck, I love it.

7. Borderlands... I liked the first better than the second.

8. Batman: Arkham City... Bayne was actually badass, and didn't sound like Sean Connery huffing helium.

9. Metal Gear Solid 2... Oldie, but I love it.

10. Telltale Games The Walking Dead series... Already prepaid the second season... Can't wait for episode 3.

Here's some more of mine, again not in any order of preference:-


Gentle On My Mind - Dean Martin


Passing Strangers - Billy Ecksteine, Sarah Vaughan


I Just Want To Stay Here and Love You - Eydie Gorme, Steve Lawrence


September In The Rain - Dinah Washington


Mad About The Boy - Dinah Washington


Stormy Weather - Lena Horne


Wheel Of Fortune - Kay Starr


Rock 'n' Roll Waltz - Kay Starr


This Ol' House - Rosemary Clooney


Theme From "A Summer Place" - Percy Faith Orchestra


My Guy - Mary Wells


You Don't Know - Helen Shapiro


Take Good Care Of My Baby - Bobby Vee


Happy Birthday, Sweet **** - Neil Sedaka


Laughter In The Rain - Neil Sedaka


Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin


Mack the Knife - Bobby Darin


Things - Bobby Darin


Dream Lover - Bobby Darin


Clementine - Bobby Darin


Ain't That A Kick In The Head - Dean Martin


The Tender Trap - Frank Sinatra


Lazing On A Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks


I Couldn't Live Without Your Love - Petula Clark


Thoroughly Modern Millie - Julie Andrews


Heartbreaker - Dionne Warwick


All I See Is You - Dusty Springfield


Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland


The Trolley Song - Judy Garland


Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland


The Boy Next Door - Judy Garland


The Man That Got Away - Judy Garland


Swanee - Al Jolson


Dance On - Kathy Kirby


Like I Do - Maureen Evans


Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams


Send Him To The Nearest Jail - Bessie Smith


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Here we go again, its Happy Birthday, Sweet S I X T E E N, this don't half P I S S me off

Here are some more of my favourite songs/singer/groups:-


It Never Rains In Southern California - Albert Hammond


Uptown Uptempo Woman - Randy Edelman


Lonely Boy - Andrew Gold


A Lover's Concerto - The Toys


Don't Bring Lulu - Dorothy Provine


Top Of The World - Carpenters


Rainy Days and Mondays - Carpenters


Goodbye to Love - Carpenters


Silence Is Golden - The Tremeloes


Here Comes By Baby - The Tremeloes


Here Comes The Night - Them!


I've Gotta Get A Message To You - The Bee Gees


How Deep Is Your Love - The Bee Gees


You Win Again - The Bee Gees


You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' - The Righteous Brothers


Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers


I Remember You - Frank Ifield


I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher


Everlasting Love - The Love Affair


Rainbow Valley - The Love Affair


Reflections Of My Life - The Marmalade


He Ain't Heavy, He's My **** - The Hollies


The Air That I Breathe - The Hollies


Bus Stop - The Hollies


24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney


Walk On By - Dionne Warwick


Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell


Galveston - Glen Campbell


All I Have To Do Is Dream - The Everly Brothers


Crying In The Rain - The Everly Brothers


Ode to Billy Joe - Bobbie Gentry


La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaf


Where Have All The Flowers Gone? - Marlene Dietrich


Fernando - ABBA


Thank You For The Music - ABBA


Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA


I do I do I do - ABBA


If I Loved You - Shirley Jones, Gordon MacRae


A Wonderful Guy - Mitzi Gaynor


Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley


Now and Then There's A Fool Such As I - Elvis Presley


Its Now Or Never - Elvis Presley


Strangers In The Night - Frank Sinatra


Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra


True Love - Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly


That'll do for now


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Oh for crying out loud, its He Ain't Heavy, He's My


B R O T H E R. This censhorship of perfectly acceptable words is P A T H E T I C. What is this daft world coming to?

Here are some of my favourite songs performed, of course, by some of my favourite singers/groups:-


Move Over Darling - Doris Day


Que Sera Sera - Doris Day


Secret Love - Doris Day


The Deadwood Stage - Doris Day


Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Doris Day


Goin' Back - Dusty Springfield


I Close My Eyes and Count to Ten - Dusty Springfield


I Only Want To Be With You - Dusty Springfield


You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - Dusty Springfield


I Think Its Gonna Rain Today - Dusty Springfield


Island of Dreams - The Springfields


Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly


It Doesn't Matter Anymore - Buddy Holly


Everyday - Buddy Holly


True Love Ways - Buddy Holly


Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran


Three Steps To Heaven - Eddie Cochran


Hallelujah I Just Love Her So - Eddie Cochran


The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore - The Walker Brothers


My Ship Is Coming In - The Walker Brothers


Joanna - Scott Walker


Jackie - Scott Walker


Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles


The Fool On The Hill - The Beatles


Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles


The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles


Dream A Little Dream Of Me - Mama Cass


Its Getting Better - Mama Cass


Downtown - Petula Clark


This Is My Song - Petula Clark


Crazy - Patsy Cline


Heartaches - Patsy Cline


Cats In The Cradle - Harry Chapin


W.O.L.D. - Harry Chapin


The Carnival Is Over - The Seekers


When Will The Good Apples Fall - The Seekers


If Love Were All - Alma Cogan


Love Is The Sweetest Thing - Al Bowlly and the Ray Noble Orchestra


The Folks Who Live On The Hill - Peggy Lee


I've Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra


My Kind of Town - Frank Sinatra


Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin


Manhattan - Ella Fitzgerald


Every Time We Say Goodbye - Ella Fitzgerald


Who's Sorry Now? - Connie Francis


Lipstick On Your Collar - Connie Francis


Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis


Where The Boys Are - Connie Francis


I'll Never Find Another You - Billy Fury


In Thoughts of You - Billy Fury


Its All In The Game - Tommy Edwards


Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters


The Great Pretender - The Platters


Only You - The Platters


Twilight Time - The Platters


The Night Has A Thousand Eyes - Bobby Vee


It Might As Well Rain Until September - Carole King


Feels Like Home - Bonnie Raitt


Angels - Robbie Williams


That's enough for now, I'll have some more later. Hope you approve of these choices, I can't imagine a world without music and song, I like classical music too as well as all the Great American Songbook composers of the 20th Century too, e.g. Gershwin, Porter, Kern, Rodgers, Berlin, Bernstein etc

Top Ten Anagrams...

I have a large penis - I please her vagina
The traveling salesman - Vaginas: enters them all!
The menstrual cycle - My c*nt creates hell!
Large breasts - Great braless
Husband and wife - Fun was had in bed
The ménage à trois - A giant threesome!
Sleeping together - Get their legs open
Feeling romantic - Flaming erection!
Kissing couples - Spouses licking
President Clinton of the USA - To copulate, he finds interns

List of interest ??????

10.There are at least 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. In other words, around 65,000 couples are having sex at this moment around the world.
9.There are seven calories in a teaspoon of semen.
8.The proteins in sperm give it anti-wrinkle properties when rubbed into the skin.
7.Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral sex.
6.A man will ejaculate on average of 7,200 times during his lifetime.
5.The average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation is 2,000.
4.The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour.
3.A man has an average of 11 erections per day. He has around 9 erections at night.
2.Men actually do get “blue balls,” which is technically called “prostatic congestion.”
1.The smallest human penis ever recorded was 5/8 of an inch. The longest erect penis on record is 13 inches
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Top 10 places to be at!


1. A good irish pub


2. At a sunny day sitting in the city centre where everything is happening and where the most beautiful creatures walk by to buy new shoes


3. Swinger club


4. In the forrest


5. On your Harley, no matter the weather or where youre flying - its always your personal heaven of fun


6. At a poker-tournament. Always enjoyed those. Winning money, see sexy waitresses serving you a good whisky with a wink, wear your best tailored smoking without being overdressed


7. A good club. And no, not one of those discos where you just can dance and drink, no. I mean clubs. Places with a bar, dancesfloors, chill out stages and clean bathrooms.


8. Reeperbahn in Hamburg. Theres no place like this, nowhere.


9. On a ship to set sails with your buds


and, of course, number 10. Home.

I didnt put them into order this time but you tell us your absolute top 3 of these.

Lets get to gentlemen stuff.

Top 10 cigars!
1.Brickhouse Mighty mighty
2. Camacho corojo diademas
3. Romeo y julieta romeo nr.2
4. Romeo y Julieta Robusto
5. Partagas Mille Fleurs
6. Camacho tripple maduro churchill
7. Toscano classico (but only with a grappa^^)
8. Brickhouse Corona
9. Flor de Oliva Maduro Corona
10. Mustique blue slim panatela

Those are my favorites and I had a hard time putting them into order.

My personal favourite top 10 guitarists from 1980s AOR bands

1 Steve Vai (Steve Vai, David Lee Roth, Whitesnake)
2 Lanny Cordola (Giuffria, House Of Lords)
3 John Sykes (Whitesnake, Blue Murder)
4 Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen)
5 George Lynch (Dokken)
6 Neil Schon (Journey, Bad English)
7 John Norum (Norum, Europe)
8 Vito Bratta (White Lion)
9 Warren DeMartini (Ratt)
10 Ronnie Le Treko (TNT)

Since nobody else is following on, here are some more of my favourite films:-


The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) William Holden, Jack Hawkins, Alec Guinness


Love Is A Many Splendoured Thing (1955) Jennifer Jones, William Holden


Three Coins In The Fountain (1954) Dorothy McGuire, Jean Peters, Clifton Webb, Rossanno Brazzi


Simon and Laura (1955) Kay Kendall, Peter Finch, Muriel Pavlow, Ian Carmichael


The Reluctant Debutante (195 Kay Kendall, Rex Harrison, Angela Lansbury


Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell


Kiss Me Kate (1953) Howard Keel, Ann Miller, Kathryn Grayson


On The Town (1949) Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Ann Miller, Betty Garrett, Vera Ellen, Jules Munshin


The Dark Corner (1946) Clifton Webb, Lucille Ball, Mark Stevens


I Wake Up Screaming (1942) Victor Mature, Betty Grable, Carole Landis


The Blue Dahlia (1946) Veronica Lake, Alan Ladd


Sun Valley Serenade (1941) Sonja Henie, John Payne, The Glenn Miller Orchestra


The Cruel Sea (1953) Jack Hawkins, Donald Sinden


High Society (1956) Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Celeste Holm


All About Eve (1950) Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, George Sanders, Marilyn Monroe


Saturday Night and Sunday Morning (1960) Albert Finney, Shirley-Anne Field


The Entertainer (1960) Laurence Olivier, Brenda de Banzie


A Kind of Loving (1962) Alan Bates, June Ritchie, Thora Hird


Women in Love (1969) Alan Bates, Glenda Jackson, Jennie Linden, Oliver Reed


The Triple Echo (1973) Glenda Jackson, Oliver Reed


Grease (197 John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Channing


Again, not in any order of preference


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Hi Alex, I don't have a Top 10 of favourite films and songs, more a Top 100 or even more. Here are some of my all-time favourite films:-


Calamity Jane (1953) Doris Day, Howard Keel, Allyn McLerie


Genevieve (1953) Dinah Sheridan, Kay Kendall, Kenneth More, John Gregson


The Railway **** (1970) Dinah Sheridan, Jenny Agutter, Bernard Cribbins


Les Girls (1957) Kay Kendall, Mitzi Gaynor, Gene Kelly


Meet Me In St. Louis (1944) Judy Garland, Margaret O'Brien, Mary Astor


Some Like It Hot (1959) Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis


The Apartment (1960) Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurrary


Laura (1944) Gene Tierney, Clifton Webb, Dana Andrews


Footsteps In The Fog (1955) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger, Belinda Lee, Bill Travers


Reap The Wild Wind (1942) Paulette Goddard, John Wayne, Ray Milland, Susan Hayward


Gone With The Wind (1939) Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Olivia de Havilland, Leslie Howard


Fort Apache (194 Henry Fonda, John Wayne, Shirley Temple


They Died With Their Boots On (1941) Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland


Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland


With A Song In My Heart (1952) Susan Hayward, Thelma Ritter


Singin' In The Rain (1952) Gene Kelly, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds, Jean Hagen


The Music Man (1962) Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, Hermione Gingold


Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) Doris Day, James Cagney


Pillow Talk (1959) Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Thelma Ritter


Rebel Without A Cause" (1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo


Jailhouse Rock (1957) Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler


King Creole (195 Elvis Presley, Carolyn Jones, Walter Matthau


A Man For All Seasons (1966) Paul Schofield, Orson Welles, Wendy Hiller, Susannah York


Carve Her Name With Pride (1957) Virginia McKenna, Paul Schofield


South Pacific (195 Mitzi Gaynor, Rossanno Brazzi, John Kerr, Ray Walston, Juanita Hall


The Pajama Game (1957) Doris Day, John Raitt, Carol Haney


The Sound of Music (1965) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer


Citizen Kane (1941) Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten


I'll Be Seeing You (1944) Ginger Rogers, Joseph Cotten, Shirley Temple, Spring Byington


Top Hat (1935) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers


42nd Street (1933) Bebe Daniels, Ruby Keeler, Ginger Rogers, Dick Powell


Footlight Parade (1933) James Cagney, Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell


I could go on and on but I'll let someone else have a go and come back with some more of my favourite films later. Haven't even started on my favourite songs but I will just say that my number one favourite song and singer of ALL time has to be Move Over Darling by dear Doris, still the sexiest song on the planet and brings me out in goose bumps every time I hear it.
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For crying out loud, its The Railway C H I L D R E N, of course, are we now going to ban films which have titles like this or have half their title blanked out? Pathetic


Nor do I understand why some of the dates have had a digit replaced by a smilie thingy. Fort Apache is 1948 and South Pacific is 1958. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

p.s. the films listed are not in any order of preference

Ten things I know about you ...

1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9. You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10. You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.