I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous

you heard of us

official Queensbridge murderers

the Mobb comes equipped with warfare, beware

of my crime family who got nuff shots to share

for all of those who wanna profile and pose

rock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your nosebone

you all alone in these streets, cousin

every man for theirself in this land we be gunnin'

and keep them shook crews runnin'

like they supposed to

they come around but they never come close to

I can see it inside your face

you're in the wrong place

cowards like you just get they're whole body laced up

with bullet holes and such

speak the wrong words man and you will get touched

you can put your whole army against my team and

I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'

your simple words just don't move me

you're minor, we're major

you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player

don't make me have to call your name out

your crew is featherweight

my gunshots'll make you levitate

I'm only nineteen but my mind is old

and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold

another ***** deceased, another story gets told

it ain't nothin' really

hey, yo dun spark the Phillie

so I can get my mind off these yellowbacked ******

why they still alive I don't know, go figure

meanwhile back in Queens the realness is foundation

if I die I couldn't choose a better location

when the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation

getting closer to God in a tight situation

now, take these words home and think it through

or the next rhyme I write might be about you

Son, they shook...


'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks

scared to death, scared to look

they shook

'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks

scared to death, scared to look


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Aiyyo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team

Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden

I'm carvin my initials on your forehead

So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head

Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap

cause he ain't worth jack

Hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap

Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack

hand him his purse back

I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull

Master the flow, niggaz be swearin I'm blacker than coal

Like Nat King, I be rappin and tounge's packin

The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns

It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony... Montana

You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana

C'mon pana we be mob rhymers

Feel the marijuana, snake bite, anaconda

A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona

Sometimes rhymin I blow my own mind like Nirvana

Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna

Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda grammar

Sickboy, I challenge you to guess who this is by.
90's rap at its pinnacle.

I don't really remember feeling like this

Got this love formin' in my life - from this dame
And indeed took the form of life - it's a shame
How a man can fall in love with dreams - not afraid
Not afraid to let you up and leave
Do your thang MaryJane mess with all my folks - got 'em high
For the days that they were lost and broke - shit got 'em by
Only right was stopping it from props
Plus she from the block of only finer crops
Do your thang MaryJane

Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
Happy just to hear your name
Do your than MaryJane
Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary

When the world starts to stress you out - what you do?
Put a cancer stick up in your mouth - or grab a brew
Sold in stores but the fact remains is - they the blame
And the government's been taxin' that ( ) - gettin' paid
If it's taxable it's cool to smoke - kill or not
And the alcohol is killin' folks - true or not
Other people try to make you bad--but I know you not
When my situation's lookin' sad I know I got
A true friend in my time of need - all I need
Your natural you come from seeds - I decree
Makes me happy when I'm feelin' pain
Once again makes me happy just to hear your name
Do your thang MaryJane

I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted
Peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it
Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listening
Seeing niggas coming for me, to my diamonds, when they glistening
Now pay attention, rest in peace father
I'm a ghost in these killing fields
Hail Mary catch me if I go, let's go deep inside
the solitary mind of a madman who screams in the dark
Evil lurks, enemies, see e flee
Activate my ****, let it break, to the flame
Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim
Some say the game is all corrupted, fucked in this shit
Stuck, niggas is lucky if we bust out this shit, plus
mama told me never stop until I bust a nut
Fuck the world if they can't adjust
It's just as well, Hail Mary


Penitentiaries is packed with promise makers

Never realize the precious time the bitch niggas is wasting

Institutionalized I lived my life a product made to crumble

But too hardened for a smile, we're too crazy to be humble, we balling

Catch me father please, cause I'm falling, in the liquor store

That's the Hennessee I hear ya calling, can I get some more?

Hail 'til I reach Hell, I ain't scared

Mama checking in my bedroom; I ain't there

I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do

One life to live but I got nothing to lose, just me and you

on a one way trip to prison, selling drugs

We all wrapped up in this living, life as Thugs

To my homeboys in Clinton Max, doing they bid

Raise hell to this real shit, and feel this

When they turn out the lights, I'll be down in the dark

Thuggin eternal through my heart, now Hail Mary nigga
Penitentiaries is packed with promise makers
Never realize the precious time the bitch niggas is wasting
Institutionalized I lived my life a product made to crumble
But too hardened for a smile, we're too crazy to be humble, we balling
Catch me father please, cause I'm falling, in the liquor store
That's the Hennessee I hear ya calling, can I get some more?
Hail 'til I reach Hell, I ain't scared
Mama checking in my bedroom; I ain't there
I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do
One life to live but I got nothing to lose, just me and you
on a one way trip to prison, selling drugs
We all wrapped up in this living, life as Thugs
To my homeboys in Clinton Max, doing they bid
Raise hell to this real shit, and feel this
When they turn out the lights, I'll be down in the dark
Thuggin eternal through my heart, now Hail Mary nigga

Aaaah, this is one of them songs
you can kick back and smoke a joint to
And get real fucked up
I like to dedicate this one to all the lovely young ladies out there
Oh me? I'm **** *, alias a Hoe Taming Motherfucker
And I want all you ladies to know something


I'd rather fuck with you all goddamn night,
cause your pussy's good
Now I'm fucking all your friends,
cause you ran your mouth like I knew you would
You were bragging to your friends,
saying **** * knows how to fuck
So bring your ass in here and give me some,
so I can bust a nut


I'd rather fuck you, yeah (said I'd rather fuck you)


I'd rather fuck with you,
cause I like the way you scream my name
I know you like this dick,
cause you enjoy the pleasure and pain
Now I'm riding on this pussy here,
and I'm not gonna stop
We can do it doggystyle,
and you can get on top


Whoo boy, I'd rather fuck you, yeah
I need you baby, whoo, I'd rather fuck you
I'd rather fuck with you


I'd rather fuck with you,
cause the other bitches wanna wine and dine
I better hurry up and bust a nut,
cause it's check out time,
She said she wanted me to eat the pussy,
well I think I'll pass
So get your ass up you funky bitch,
and wash your ass.

I bet you got it twisted you don't know who to trust
So many playa hating ****** tryin to sound like us
Say they ready for the funk, but I don't think they knowin
Straight to the depths of hell is where those cowards goin
Well are you still down *****? Holla when you see me
And let these devils be sorry for the day they finally freed me
I got a caravan of ****** every time we ride (every time we ride)
Hittin motherfuckers up when we pass by (when we pass by)
Until I die; live the life of a boss playa
Cause even when I'm high, fuck with me and get crossed later
The futures in my eyes, cause all I want is cash and thangs
A five-double-oh - Benz flauntin flashy rings, uhh
Bitches pursue me like a dream
Been know to disappear before your eyes just like a dope fiend
It seems - my main thang was to be major paid
The game sharper than a motherfuckin razor blade
Say money bring bitches, bitches bring lies
One *****'s gettin jealous, and motherfuckers died
Depend on me like the first and fifteenth
They might hold me for a second, but these punks won't get me
We got foe ******, and lowriders, in ski masks
screamin Thug Life every time they pass.

Baby, how ya doin'?
Hope that 'cha fine, wanna know what you got in mind,
And I'm,
Got me fiendin' like Jodeci, girl, I can't leave you alone,
Take a shot of this here Petrone' and it's gon' be on,
V.I.P. done got way too crowded,
I'm about to end up callin' it a night,
You should holla at 'cha girl, tell her you shake it the scene,
Pull off, beep-beep, shotgun in the GT with me
She said, "Ohhh-ohhh, I'm ready to ride, yeah,"
"'Cause once you get inside, you can't change your mind,"
"Don't mean to sound impatient, but you gotta promise, baby, ohh..."

Tell me again (Tell me again, my baby),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, I gotta know, baby, aw yeah)
Tell me again (Make sho' you right, ohh, before we leave),
That we'll be Lovers and Friends (Ohh, it's a good look, baby)...

Sometimes wanna be your lover,
Sometimes wanna be your friend,
Sometimes wanna hug ya,
Hold hands, slow-dance while the record spins,
Opened up your heart 'cause you said I made you feel so comfortable,
Used to play back then, now you all grown-up like Rudy Huxtable,
I could be your Bud, you could beat me up,
Play-fight in the dark, then we both make love,
I'd do anything just to feel your butt,
Why you got me so messed up?
I don't know, but you gotta stop trippin',
Be a good girl now, turn around, and get these whippings,
You know you like it like that,
You don't have to fight back,
Here's a pillow - bite...that,
And I'll be settin' seperate plays,
So on all these separate days,
Your legs can go they separate...ways...

Hi kids! Do you like ****? (Yeah yeah yeah!)

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here


Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whippin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chigga chigga chigga Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they
"We ain't nothing but mammals" -- well, some of us are cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead **** and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes


I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download a audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me


I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses' asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish..........

I love you, yes, I do


'Cause I know that you love me too

I love you, yes, I do

Gonna spend all my money on you


Everyday when I say that

I'm not gonna take anymore

It's okay, don't go away, I feel bad

When you're closing the door

I love you

Need some more to restore

All the feeling that I get from you

I want more, give me more

All I want is a barrel of you

I love you, yes, I do

'Cause I know that you love me too

I love you, yes, I do

Gonna spend all my money on you


Woh, woh, woh, woh


I don't care when they stare

At the way that I'm always with you

We're a pair, it's not fair

When they say we're a special brew

Woh, woh, woh, woh


I love you

Hey, hey, hey, hey


Everyday when I say that

I'm not gonna take anymore

It's okay, don't go away, I feel bad

When you're closing the door

Need some more to restore

All the feeling that I get from you

I want more, give me more

All I want is a barrel of you


Woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh


I love you, yes, I do

'Cause I know that you love me too

When I wake up...

Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who wakes up next to you
When I go out...
Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who goes along with you
If I get drunk...
Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who gets drunk next you
And if I heaver
Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who's heavering to you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be that man who walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door

When I'm walking...
I know I'm going to be that man who's walking hard for you
And the money...
Cause for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny onto you
When I come home...
Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who comes back home to you

And if I go...
Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who going over you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be that man to walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door

(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Undela Undela Undela la la la)

(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Undela Undela Undela la la la)

When I'm lonely...

well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who's lonely without you

And when I'm dreaming...
Well I know I'm going to Dream I'm going to dream about our time when I'm with you

When I go out...

Well I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who goes along with you

And when I come home...
I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who comes back home for you
I'm going to be that man who's coming home for you
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be that man to walks a thousand to fall down at your door

(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Undela Undela Undela la la la)

(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Undela Undela Undela la la la)

(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Undela Undela Undela la la la)

(Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Undela Undela Undela la la la)

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be that man to walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's gone to stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And this house just ain't no home
Anytime she goes away.

Another head hangs lowly,

C.hild is slowly taken.

And the V.iolence caused such silence,

Who are we mistaken?


But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.

In your head, in your head they are fighting,

With their tanks and their bombs,

And their bombs and their guns.

In your head, in your head, they are crying...


Another mother's breakin',

Heart is taking over.

When the vi'lence causes silence,

We must be mistaken.


It's the same old theme since nineteen-.16.

In your head, in your head they're still fighting,

With their tanks and their bombs,

And their bombs and their guns.

In your head, in your head, they are dying...

Oh yeah, oh I miss those days yes
I miss those days yeah

Remember the songs
Used to make you rock away
Those were the days
When love used to reign, hey
We danced all night to the songs they played
Weekend come again, do it just the same

Now I feel it to my heart
Being such a golden time had to part yes
Now there's hardly any safe place left to go
Someone's bound to come
And try to spoil the show, oh oh

Remember the songs
Used to make you rock away
Those were the days
When love used to reighn
We danced all night to the songs they played
Weekend come again
We do it just the same, hey

Hail John Holt, Alton Ellis, Delroy Wilson, Dennis Brown, hey hey
Big Youth, Josey Wales
Daddy Roy would wake the town, yeah
And you had to hold your woman real close When Smokey starts to sing
Temptations, Marvin Gaye
Spinners all the way
Aretha Franklin
Patti Labelle used to make me drift away
Play Stevie play, Sam Cooke anyday, yeah

We dance all night to the songs they played
Weekend come again do it just the same

Right now we need a brand new start
People everywhere need more music
From the heart
And if there remains such a place
That I can go
Will someone tell me tell me I want to know

Remember the songs
Used to make you rock away
Those were the days
When love used to reign
We danced all night to the songs they played
Weekend come again
We do it just the same, hey

Remember the songs
Used to make you rock away
Those were the days
When love used to reign
Danced all night to the songs they played
Weekend come again
We do it just the same
Remember the nights

All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down my love
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm comin' down

And I hope you're thinking of me
As you lay down on your side
Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again

Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again

But I know I'm on a losing streak
'Cause I passed down my old street
And if you wanna show, then just let me know
And I'll sing in your ear again

Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again

'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too
Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead

If this world is wearing thin
And you're thinking of escape
I'll go anywhere with you
Just wrap me up in chains
But if you try to go alone
Don't think I'll understand

Stay with me
Stay with me

In the silence of your room
In the darkness of your dreams
You must only think of me
There can be no in between
When your pride is on the floor
I'll make you beg for more

Stay with me
Stay with me

You'd better hope and pray
That you make it safe
Back to your own world
You'd better hope and pray
That you'll wake one day
In your own world
'Cause when you s.leep at night
They don't hear your cries
In your own world
Only time will tell
If you can break the spell
Back in your own world

Stay with me
Stay with me
Stay, stay with me
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay
Stay with me

This is for someone here they know who it is

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Wake up the dawn and ask her why
A dreamer dreams she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you when we were getting high?

Cos people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why
How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?