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But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
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My choice of username should be obvious
Back in the dial-up days of the internet, I was curious how I compared to other guys and I joined a 'rating' website. I selected "~avg?" as my username, posing the question "about average??" ...but the site didn't register the special characters, and gave me _avg_ instead. It seemed to answer back: "(pause) average (pause)" ..as though the very internet was judging me nonchalantly!!
And thus... "_avg_"
BTW, my wife is curvy. ..
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