Hi, folks!
Justwill here, with a message from the Society for the Prevention of Perpetual Butt Hurt (SPPBH):

Are you chronically annoyed over some minor perceived insult in the Forum which may have been intended as a joke, or you might have misinterpreted?
Do you find yourself flying into an insult flinging rage every time you read a post by certain individuals...even if said post was not directed at you?
Is it difficult for you to just ignore a comment and move on without drawing attention to how victimized you feel?

If any of these things apply to you, you might be suffering from Butt Hurt…a non-terminal ailment which seems to be on the rise in the SYD Forum.
Butt Hurt is annoying (to the sufferer and to those who must witness it), but it IS preventable if you follow these simple guidelines:

1. Stop taking shit so seriously.
2. Fucking let it go already.
3. Remember that, if you poke a stick at the monkey, the monkey might poke you back.
4. Stop taking shit so seriously.

If we all follow these easy guidelines, it is possible that we can wipe out Butt Hurt in our lifetime. Thank you, and please donate generously to your local chapter of the SPPBH.