A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the
custody of their **** posed a problem. The mother
leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since
she brought the **** into this world, she should
retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of
his ****, so the judge asked for his justification.
After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair
and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a
vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi
belong to me or the machine?"
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A man walked into a bar and ask the barmaid " How much for a Slow Confortable Screw?" And she said " $3.50" and I said "Oh, That cheap?"
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Did you hear about the restaurant that promotes safe sex? They write the bill on a condom so you can wine and dine your date, and then stick her with the bill.
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A man walks in to a restaurant and the waitress asks "Can I get you anything" and he says " Yea I'll have a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead" she said " I ment to eat" and he said "So did I"
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