More to the point: have you noticed that the average IQ is going down during the last few decades? That's because the Illuminati, in collaboration with the American and Russian governments, are poisoning people with Dimucarbonylhexacarbonylidicobalt. In fact, with its lesser known alloform called dimucarbonylhexacarbonylidicobalto2-3-omegapatassianicsulphurbetazene-4-7-1-hexylhoxilconium. It's time people rose up to defend their rights before it's too late. Those who are poisoning us are not humans. As it was recently reported in credible sources, they came to Earth from Pluto. They first arrived 2000 years ago in the Chiapas, Mexico (von Daeniken has been writing about it). Then there was another influx during the Middle Ages. And the final invasion, that occurred on July 4, 1945, completely took over the White House. They use unknown to us substances to transform themselves into human beings and rule the world. I'm telling you, it's no laughing matter!

They don't teach these subjects there. They just sell degrees.