Guys, what's the weirdest thing you have done with your cock ? Here's what I did, ( of course I was in college at the time )
Painted a condom black, and put it on, along with a black studded cock ring, put two little holes for the eyes, and attach a leash to the fella. Hit the town, "walking Mr. Slave." Beat Mr. Slave when he doesn't do what's told.
I'm more than gay, I'm as queer as a three dollar bill. But that does not mean that I cannot perform with a woman and even take some pleasure in doing so. Hell, I've not only fucked pussy but I've also eaten pussy. When I told my husband that he said that he might not have kissed me if he had known that my tongue had been in a twat.
Well, we gay men get a LOT of opportunities. Being gay is a Major Babe Magnet. So any of you straight men reading this who want to get laid more often (isn't that all of you?), let it be know that you'd be open to a bit of man-on-man sex. Let the ladies know you're a metrosexual.
OK, on to the licking and fucking pussy. There have been three, all of whom came on to me. Two of the three were casual hook-ups.
Then there was the third. When I was in my early thirties and had been an out gay man for ten years I had an affair with a woman. She knew I was gay and was totally comfortable with it. In our circle of friends, men and women, gay and straight, we were regarded as a couple. However, I never stopped thinking of myself as a gay man while it was happening and it was always an open relationship. As I was fond of saying at the time and ever since, she's fucking other men and so am I. And it was a rewarding experience. I felt a camaraderie with straight men I had never known before. To walk down the street or step into a restaurant with an attractive woman on my arm felt good.
OK you straight guys. If a fag like me can fuck pussy, eat pussy and have an affair with a woman, you guys can do a little man-on-man action. Step out of your comfort zone and try something different. You'll be glad you did.
Probably the weirdest was when I was about seven. My throbbing cock fascinated me and, I don't know what compelled me, but, I put a BB in the tip of my penis and worked it in about an inch or so. Fortunately I got the BB out. Oh, the dumb things we do in youth. Maybe I am over-compensating for that experience because I am fascinated in getting all the cum I can swallow from every cock I can. That includes enjoying my own cum.
I used my hard on to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the other day and ate the sandwich after I jerked off with the pb&j all over my cock and balls. cold jelly makes great lube btw
I push my cock in, and the stretch my scrotum over the top so it looks like i partially have a vagina. sometimes i stuff it in aswell as putting other stuff inside.
i use a cock pump i have sounded and i also use estim along with getting naked and jumping into a mud pool and covering my cock in mud and letting it dry
Its a dehydrated noodle meal in a pot just add boiling water then wait for it to cool it is a great feeling saw it on a Japanese porn show try it and let me know
Ramen Noodles? Are they the same thing? If it is, I'm so calling them pot noodles now. I understand that waiting for them to cool down is the critical part, but all you do is stick your dick in some cold wet noodles?
Vacuuming the pool and experimenting with giving myself a blow job by regulating the suction until I nutted. Once I got it figured out it didn't take long.
The weirdest thing I do is I move the pee hole (or urinary meatus) up and down, as if it's a mouth, and have conversations with my penis pretending it's talking to me or it's chewing food not unlike a cow or I role up little bits of paper and stick it in the end and it looks like it's smoking a joint.
OK, on to the licking and fucking pussy. There have been three, all of whom came on to me. Two of the three were casual hook-ups.
Then there was the third. When I was in my early thirties and had been an out gay man for ten years I had an affair with a woman. She knew I was gay and was totally comfortable with it. In our circle of friends, men and women, gay and straight, we were regarded as a couple. However, I never stopped thinking of myself as a gay man while it was happening and it was always an open relationship. As I was fond of saying at the time and ever since, she's fucking other men and so am I. And it was a rewarding experience. I felt a camaraderie with straight men I had never known before. To walk down the street or step into a restaurant with an attractive woman on my arm felt good.
OK you straight guys. If a fag like me can fuck pussy, eat pussy and have an affair with a woman, you guys can do a little man-on-man action. Step out of your comfort zone and try something different. You'll be glad you did.
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holy shit i'm pathetic.
mine is just as pathedic
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