one ball always hangs slightly lower than the other so we can walk more easily....

Thats normal.

Ears and boobs aren't even either Cut a face of a portrait in half and mirror either half the result won't be the same person.

This topic has come up before on the Forum, but I'll comment one more time.

It's a little known fact that for right handed men the left testicle usually hangs lower and vice versa for left handed men. [There are exceptions and I am one myself. I'm right handed and my right hangs lower.] It's hard to understand why there would be a connection between handedness and testicles, but there is. Believe it or not, but this has been known for centuries, at least since the Italian Renaissance. Plug "handedness and testicles" into your favorite internet search tool and have a look at the numerous articles on this subject.

My left hangs lower than my right but I didn't think it made any difference. I'm just glad I've got two of them!

I have one ball that hangs lower than the other as can be seen here in this pic....
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Some evidence that for most guys the left is the lower-hanger. But, it hardly matters.

My right ball hangs close to twice the distance as my left one when it's hot. I have had it checked out by doctors check a couple of times. One has told me that I just have more semenal vessicles than many men. Nothing to worry about for me. If it really bothers you check with a doctor would be my best thought.

Now that I think about it, maybe it's my left one that's lower. either way one definately hangs way farther down than the other. I guess you can tell it doesn't bother me much since I can't remember which one it is without my pants down.