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We broke up several years ago, but are still friends. On the rare occasions she visits me, she still sheds her clothes as soon as the front door closes behind her.
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Lounging nude on the deck at 2 in the morning while star-gazing and enjoying a light, balmy, 75 to 80-degree breeze is pure heaven!
My wife and I both swore off underwear almost 20 years ago, figuring it was a pointless garment.
A few years ago, while being my usual naked self doing stuff around the house, there was a knock at the front door. I looked around the corner to see who it could possibly be. Damned if it wasn't a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses - even though, there is a prominently-placed sign right next to the door stating: NO SOLICITING OF ANY KIND!
Normally, I would just ignore them, but that particular day, I was feeling "up to here" with their bullshit. So, I whipped the door open and, standing there buck naked with a slightly semi-erect cock, said, "WHAT???"
"They" were a younger 20-something woman accompanied by an older 50-something woman. You should have seen their shocked expressions as they awkwardly back-peddaled away from the door! It was classic! Too bad there wasn't a video camera rolling.
As they hurried down the driveway, I hollered, "Ya know, you show up here unannounced, uninvited AND you ignore the warning sign, you get what you get!"
It was a good day to be alive!
Here's another JW story you might like; a man who wrote a veterinary column for the newspaper here told it. It seems this man kept pet snakes. A first his wife did not like the snakes, but she warmed up to them. One day she had one of the snakes out of its cage giving it TLC when the doorbell rang. So she slipped the snake inside her blouse and went to answer the door. Just as she was opening the door the snake bit her in a very tender spot. She tore open her blouse exposing her bosom with the snake hanging by its teeth from one breast. The Jehovah's Witnesses at the door screamed and fled in terror, leaving copies of "Awake" and "The Watchtower" scattered all over the front steps.
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