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Started by #536760 [Ignore] 22,Sep,17 03:00
Alphabet ? No it's not another game......
Well ........ Ok it is.
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Comments:
By #454258 10,Oct,17 02:31
okay, how about...Professions?

Attorney
By #536760 10,Oct,17 02:43
B = Bank Robber
By #485312 10,Oct,17 03:27
C = Clerk
By #536760 10,Oct,17 04:35
D = Dentist
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 10,Oct,17 05:59 other posts 
E - Engineer
By leopoldij [Ignore] 10,Oct,17 09:28 other posts 
F= Fucker
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G = Gangbanger
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H = Hooker
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I = Impregnator
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J = Jobblower
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K = Knob Polisher
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L = Load Swallower
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M = Manhandler
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N = Nympho
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O = Onanist
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P = Phallocrat
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Q = Quiffer Sniffer
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R = Ruboffer
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S = Sex Worker
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T = Toilet Trainer
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U = Usher
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V = Virgin Flower Planter
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W = Wife-Swapper
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X = X-rated Film Director
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Y = Yankoffer
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Z = **** Keeper
By #454258 10,Oct,17 11:26⤴
Fire Fighter.

Ignore LEO
By leopoldij [Ignore] 10,Oct,17 12:46 other posts 
Yeah. That's fine.
By #536760 10,Oct,17 16:59

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Gigalo
By leopoldij [Ignore] 10,Oct,17 17:58 other posts 
there's no such word dude
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What's your native language really?
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 10,Oct,17 18:30 other posts 
I think he meant gigolo, which means a male prostitute
By leopoldij [Ignore] 10,Oct,17 18:35 other posts 
Oh, I see. What is his native language you think? He doesn't speak English properly.
By #536760 10,Oct,17 20:29⤴
אני נותן לך רמז. זה לא זה.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 06:03 other posts 
I don't give a shit.
By #536760 11,Oct,17 14:34
Yes you do.
By #454258 11,Oct,17 00:26⤴
Horse Jockey
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 06:05 other posts 
I = Impregnator.
What's wrong with this profession?
It is a profession.
Here:
only registered users can see external links
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 06:12 other posts 
Judge
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 06:15 other posts 
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 11:36 other posts  ⤴
K = Knob Polisher
I wrote it above.
It is a profession.

Look: only registered users can see external links
By #536760 11,Oct,17 14:35
Your like a turd that won't go down.
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Lemon picker
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 16:12 other posts 
Master Baiter - one who master at baiting fishing lines

Or how about

Massage Therapist
By #536760 11,Oct,17 17:02
Nannie
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 18:24 other posts 
O = Organ Grinder
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P = Prostitute
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Both are respectable professions
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R = Rim-turning finisher
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S = Sex Worker
By #536760 11,Oct,17 18:44
1 carnt you just fucking pick one? And then just bobble around till the next person try's to flush.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 11,Oct,17 18:54 other posts 
Nah, hon carnt yu shebring late n go neths from libber jentres. Then over bubbet stanza go glObular. Right?
By #536760 12,Oct,17 01:29

Fuck him.
optoma
opoma
opa
A glasses guy.
By #485312 12,Oct,17 01:41
optometrist .. no need for glasses here, so much smut it burns the insides of my eyelids *lix*
By #536760 12,Oct,17 02:43
pickel taster?
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 12,Oct,17 20:27 other posts 
I like having my pickle tasted
By #536760 13,Oct,17 03:42
Open 9 to 5 $2.50
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Quicky mart manager
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 13,Oct,17 07:47 other posts 
Repossesor
By #454258 13,Oct,17 11:37
Security Officer
By leopoldij [Ignore] 13,Oct,17 18:39 other posts 
T = Toilet Trainer
It's a job:
only registered users can see external links
By #536760 13,Oct,17 23:08
undie maker
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 14,Oct,17 07:42 other posts 
Voltage Tester

Yup it's a real job

only registered users can see external links
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Oct,17 08:24 other posts 
W = Wad Impregnator

Yes, it IS a job:
only registered users can see external links
By #536760 14,Oct,17 21:19
The x-ray chick or dude.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 14,Oct,17 21:54 other posts 
Y = Yard Inspector
Z = Zoologist
By #536760 14,Oct,17 23:20
Well Done. Now What?


By leopoldij [Ignore] 06,Oct,17 17:54 other posts 
Scientists.

A = Archimedes
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 06,Oct,17 20:12 other posts 
Bell, Alexander Graham
By #536760 06,Oct,17 20:22
Curie Marie
By #485312 06,Oct,17 22:42
D = Darwin, Charles
By #536760 07,Oct,17 00:05
E = Einstein Jim
By #485312 07,Oct,17 00:58
F = Frankenstein
By #536760 07,Oct,17 01:43
The google dude
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 07,Oct,17 10:38 other posts 
Hubble, the telescope dude
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Isaac Newton
By #485312 08,Oct,17 05:14
Dr Jekyll
By #536760 08,Oct,17 05:43
Kelvin Cline
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 08,Oct,17 17:49 other posts 
Land, Edwin Herbert- Inventor of Polaroid cameras, probably the first cameras common ppl used to photo thier private parts
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Oct,17 18:21 other posts 
Maxwell, James Clerk.
By #536760 08,Oct,17 19:51
Nobel Alfred
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Oct,17 19:57 other posts 
He was NOT a scientist.
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NEWTON, Isaac. He was a scientist. Fucking Alfred Nobel was no fucking scientist.
By #539191 08,Oct,17 22:11
Oppenheimer the Atom bomb dude
By #536760 08,Oct,17 22:39
O,Leary Brian (went to space and stuff)
By #485312 09,Oct,17 03:33
P = Pythagoras, known for the theorem of the triangle, that the opposite side of the right angle is equal to the sum of the squares of the other sides *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,Oct,17 04:48 other posts 
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,Oct,17 04:50 other posts  ⤴
QUINN, Helen. Australian physicist.
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 09,Oct,17 06:59 other posts  ⤴
Another cool thing about triangles, it's the shape pubic hair grows
By #485312 09,Oct,17 07:59
lol, yeah l wonder if perving on pussy helped him cum up with the theorem *lix*
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 09,Oct,17 08:55 other posts 
Probably, I know I would
By #536760 09,Oct,17 04:47⤴
And kelvin cline ?
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Helen Rhoda Quinn (born 19 May 1943 in Melbourne) is a particle physicist (my mother)

I was faster.
By HotFuckerBoy [Ignore] 09,Oct,17 06:02 other posts 
Rorschach, Hermann - the dude who made those ink blot pictures
By #485312 09,Oct,17 06:07⤴
S = Sigmund Freud *lix*
By #536760 09,Oct,17 16:40
Thomas Edison
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,Oct,17 19:10 other posts 
TORICELLI
UHLENBECK
VOLTA
WATT
X
YUKAWA
ZEEMAN


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