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Best way to get caught jerking off or with your cock out on purpose

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Started by #466926 [Ignore] 23,Feb,16 13:54
I get off when other people (mainly women) see my cock. Obviously or I wouldn't be on this site. I was wondering if there is a good way to get people to see your cock or you jerking off without blantly breaking laws like flashing them. I've pretended I couldn't hear the maid at a hotel and been jerking off when they walked in but was looking for new ideas. Let me know what you think
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By #485312 24,Feb,16 01:57
we have a guy here in Australia, that calls himself 'Prickaso' and he paints nude on the beach using his cock as a palette knife, l just think he gets away with it because he calls himself an artist when in actual fact, he's wanking his paint covered cock all over a canvas and makes something that vaguely looks like a landscape, while perving on scantily clad ladies on one of our most prominent beaches...people buy his sperm ridden paintings .....
and he gets away with !!!! *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 02:17 other posts 
The buyers are clearly hungry for sperm. Send them to me. I'll cum in their mouth instead and do it for free.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 22:43 other posts  ⤴
There's one in Holland too... only registered users can see external links


By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 02:15 other posts 
This vaguely reminds me of an artist in Europe who takes her panties of in public, while menstruating, and let's her bloood drip over canvas, thus creating "artistic" landscapes.
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By #485312 24,Feb,16 03:51
wow, and they call that art *lix*
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 06:04 other posts 
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By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 06:12 other posts  ⤴
This artiste creates art by inserting eggs with color in her vagina and Feb dropping then on a white surface while standing above it. She does do naked, in public.
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Do you think that the spectators are interested in the art?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 06:13 other posts  ⤴
You also have the recent Donald Trump painting
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By #68656 24,Feb,16 06:31
On the subject of Mr. Trump, this may be of interest.


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By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Feb,16 12:58 other posts 
Ha ha.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 23,Feb,16 18:55 other posts 
I told you several ideas in private. ...


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